It's only a few weeks until the premiere of I Love Money, the show that brings together former contestants from Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and I Love New York, in a competition to see whose lack of dignity... CONTINUE READING I LOVE THE PREVIEW OF I LOVE MONEY»
Posted on June 13, 2008 in Viral Video, Wait For It...
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Tags: Flavor Of Love | I Love Money | I Love New York | Rock Of Love
A couple of weeks ago, VH1 announced the refreshingly unapologetic show I Love Money. It's basically just former contestants from VH1's Love Series of reality shows (Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love New York) abandoning the conceit that... CONTINUE READING TAKE A CHANCE ON I LOVE MONEY»
Posted on May 28, 2008
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Tags: Flavor Of Love | I Love Money | I Love New York | Rock Of Love
After the Real Housewives of New York reunion episode redefined what a reunion episode could be, it's hard not to watch what is generally considered the saddest of sadnesses. Getting the contestants back together to pull each other's weaves out... CONTINUE READING THE FLAVOR OF LOVE 3 REUNION IS YOUR BOYFRIEND»
Posted on May 27, 2008 in Reality TV, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Flavor Flav Proposes | Flavor Of Love | Thing 2
So something weird happened during last night's Flavor of Love finale: it actually started mattering who won. For the most part, this was your standard romantic reality show season finale, with an exotic location, "final dates," candle lit dinners, and... CONTINUE READING WHOA, DID FLAVOR FLAV ACTUALLY FIND LOVE ON THE FLAVOR OF LOVE 3 FINALE?»
Posted on May 20, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Black | Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | Nullus | Sinceer | Thing 2
Just in case you were not sure whether or not Flavor Flav likes lip gloss, this week's "unseen footage" episode sets the record straight: Shouting out stuff I don't like is my favorite new thing. "AL ROKERRRRRRRRR, I hate Al... CONTINUE READING FLAVOR FLAV HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, AND SAY, AND SAY»
Posted on May 12, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | Lil Mama | Lip Gloss
Yesterday we all thought the most exciting thing about July was going to be The Dark Knight. Yesterday we were clowns. The most exciting thing about July is going to be I Love Money. America's favorite contestants from VH1's hit... CONTINUE READING I LOVE MONEY: WOULD A SHOW BY ANY OTHER NAME ...»
Posted on May 6, 2008 in Reality TV, What America Wants
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Tags: Bret Michaels | C.R.E.A.M. | Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | I Love New York | National Failures | Rock Of Love | Tiffany Pollard
I was really getting worried about Flavor of Love last night (nullus). It's down to the final three, and by reality TV law, this means there must be one villain and/or sexpot, and one true love and/or shy girl. Those... CONTINUE READING FLAVOR FLAV IS A BAD AMBASSADOR»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Cheese | Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | France | National Failures
It's totally possible that if you're on reality TV long enough, your brain chemistry actually changes. Your understanding of reality (there is no spoon) is such that a pair of shoes is by default a pair of lucite stripper heels,... CONTINUE READING FLAVOR FLAV IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | Parenting
Have you ever noticed how Flavor Flav is an underdeveloped man-child, like some kind of pre-pubescent clock enthusiast who just discovered that sometimes his pee-pee gets hard? And have you ever thought that going on a date with a guy... CONTINUE READING FLAVOR OF LOVE LEAVES AMAZEMENT ON YOUR FACE»
Posted on April 21, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Children | Flavor Of Love | Magic | Self-Respect
In this year's historic election, voters will decide who will lead the country at a pivotal point in our nation's history. And while there are many things of deep concern to Americans (the economy, our tarnished image in the international... CONTINUE READING AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES»
Posted on April 14, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Flavor Of Love | Hillary Clinton | John McCain
We're all pretty well-versed in the fakeries of reality TV at this point. It's common knowledge that when an interview segment cuts away to a voice over, the sentence was probably stitched together and has no resemblance to what anyone... CONTINUE READING WELL, THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN»
Posted on April 7, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | Lies | Romance | VH1
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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