Look, Flavor Flav on TV is like eye sausage. (Eye candy is for baby eyes.) It's satisfying and bad for you, and you do NOT want to know where it comes from. "Well, first we take this drug-riddled, borderline-retarded casing,... CONTINUE READING THERE'S NO WAY FLAVOR FLAV'S NEW REALITY SHOW COULD BE AN AWFUL IDEA!»
Posted on October 1, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Billy Madison | Education | Flavor Flav | Racism | The Flavor Of Love
After the Real Housewives of New York reunion episode redefined what a reunion episode could be, it's hard not to watch what is generally considered the saddest of sadnesses. Getting the contestants back together to pull each other's weaves out... CONTINUE READING THE FLAVOR OF LOVE 3 REUNION IS YOUR BOYFRIEND»
Posted on May 27, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Flavor Flav Proposes | Flavor Of Love | Thing 2
So something weird happened during last night's Flavor of Love finale: it actually started mattering who won. For the most part, this was your standard romantic reality show season finale, with an exotic location, "final dates," candle lit dinners, and... CONTINUE READING WHOA, DID FLAVOR FLAV ACTUALLY FIND LOVE ON THE FLAVOR OF LOVE 3 FINALE?»
Posted on May 20, 2008 in
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Tags: Black | Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | Nullus | Sinceer | Thing 2
Just in case you were not sure whether or not Flavor Flav likes lip gloss, this week's "unseen footage" episode sets the record straight: Shouting out stuff I don't like is my favorite new thing. "AL ROKERRRRRRRRR, I hate Al... CONTINUE READING FLAVOR FLAV HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, AND SAY, AND SAY»
Posted on May 12, 2008 in
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | Lil Mama | Lip Gloss
Yesterday we all thought the most exciting thing about July was going to be The Dark Knight. Yesterday we were clowns. The most exciting thing about July is going to be I Love Money. America's favorite contestants from VH1's hit... CONTINUE READING I LOVE MONEY: WOULD A SHOW BY ANY OTHER NAME ...»
Posted on May 6, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Bret Michaels | C.R.E.A.M. | Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | I Love New York | National Failures | Rock Of Love | Tiffany Pollard
I was really getting worried about Flavor of Love last night (nullus). It's down to the final three, and by reality TV law, this means there must be one villain and/or sexpot, and one true love and/or shy girl. Those... CONTINUE READING FLAVOR FLAV IS A BAD AMBASSADOR»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in
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Tags: Cheese | Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | France | National Failures
It's totally possible that if you're on reality TV long enough, your brain chemistry actually changes. Your understanding of reality (there is no spoon) is such that a pair of shoes is by default a pair of lucite stripper heels,... CONTINUE READING FLAVOR FLAV IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | Parenting
We're all pretty well-versed in the fakeries of reality TV at this point. It's common knowledge that when an interview segment cuts away to a voice over, the sentence was probably stitched together and has no resemblance to what anyone... CONTINUE READING WELL, THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN»
Posted on April 7, 2008 in
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Tags: Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | Lies | Romance | VH1
