Oh, this is great. Since Joe Rogan never took Dan Quinn's bait, a feud between Jeremy Piven and Chris Kattan will have to do. Which is fine, since Joe Rogan and Jeremy Piven are basically the same person. They are... CONTINUE READING THE LEGENDARY JEREMY PIVEN/CHRIS KATTAN FEUD OF 2009»
Posted on August 10, 2009 in Feuds
(50 comments)
Tags: Alexa Chung | Broadway | Chris Kattan | Fighting | Fish | Jeremy Piven | Saturday Night Live
YIKES. PLEASE STOP CLIMBING UP ON STAGE AND GUTTING FISH WHILE THEY ARE STRIPPING. IT IS INHUMANE TO THE FISH AND ALSO HORRIFYING AND VERY SURPRISING WHEN YOU ARE NOT EXPECTING IT. INSTEAD, PLEASE SMASH THE FISH STRIPPER'S HEADS... CONTINUE READING THE WORLD'S WORST VISUAL METAPHOR»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in PSAs
(34 comments)
Tags: Fish | Murder | Netherlands | Strippers | Visual Metaphors
Liveblogging this video: :03 2006-2006 LOL :48 I want this girl to eulogize me at my funeral so bad. 1:21 Like, to the point where I would be willing to kill myself if that was the stipulation to get... CONTINUE READING KIDS EULOGIZE THEIR DEAD FISH IN THE TOILET THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on March 27, 2009 in Cute As Balls, Death
(18 comments)
Tags: Children | Fish | Funerals
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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