The Onion News Network: "We have about 2400 photos of the cigarette falling out of his hand from about 14 different angles. Within moments of the fire breaking out 45 people had called the fire department and 38 people had... CONTINUE READING POLICE USE 43,000 STUPID PARTY PICS TO SOLVE DORM FIRE MYSTERY»
Posted on May 19, 2009 in Parodies
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Tags: Fire | Hipsters | The Onion News Network | Twitter
A guy "pranked" his friend by lighting a match while his friend was pumping gas, causing a fireball that could have killed a baby, and the prankster to run around on fire for a while. Caught on tape! I like... CONTINUE READING TWO BAD PRANKS FOR APRIL FOOL'S DAY»
Posted on April 1, 2009 in Caught On Tape, Local News, Pranks And Stunts
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Last week, in talking about the movie Mister Lonely, I referenced my favorite Harmony Korine story: I had a friend of a friend who supposedly hung out with Harmony Korine (doubt it, I'm probably a liar and don't even have... CONTINUE READING IS THE BULLSHIT STORY SOMEONE MADE UP ABOUT HARMONY KORINE TRUE?»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Crack | Fire | Harmony Korine | Mister Lonely | Ol' Dirty Bastard
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