Everyone has been affected by the economic crisis in some way*. People have watched their 401ks disappear. Homes been had foreclosed. And everyone knows someone who has been laid off. But at least the American hero at FEARnet who writes... CONTINUE READING THANKFULLY, THE ECONOMIC CRISIS HAS SPARED THE FEARNET DVR DESCRIPTION COPYWRITER»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Fear | Fergie | Horror | LOLk
The shortest short story in existence is widely recognized to be one written by the Guatemalen writer Augusto Monterroso (RIP, Never Forget). It reads: "Upon waking, the dinosaur was still there." Fair enough. Monterroso is in heaven now, regaling... CONTINUE READING WHOEVER WRITES THE DVR DESCRIPTIONS FOR FEARNET IS A STRAIGHT GENIUS, SON»
Posted on March 11, 2009 in
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gabe: How can Mark Wahlberg be destroyed? lindsay: Mark Wahlberg cannot be destroyed. lindsay: He has been so hardened by the mean streets of South Boston. gabe: he is invincible! gabe: he should have been destroyed so many times gabe:... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT COULD DESTROY MARK WAHLBERG?»
Posted on October 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Boogie Nights | Donnie Wahlberg | Fear | Mark Wahlberg | Nine Inch Nails | The Happening