Sacha Baron Cohen Injured His Asshole

You guys, I have great news! The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are over! The economy is not only back on track, but it's made a startling recovery this morning and is now stronger than it was before the crisis!... CONTINUE READING SACHA BARON COHEN INJURED HIS ASSHOLE»

Posted on May 8, 2009 in Behind The Scenes (4 comments)
Tags: Assholes | Bruno | Fashion | Health | Sacha Baron Cohen

EXCLUSIVE: The Coco Before Chanel Trailer Translated By A Child

Audrey Tatou stars in an upcoming biopic of legendary fashion designer Coco Chanel called Coco Avant Chanel. The French language version of the trailer was released today, but the subtitled American version doesn't come out for a few weeks. So... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: THE COCO BEFORE CHANEL TRAILER TRANSLATED BY A CHILD»

Posted on April 21, 2009 in Trailer (26 comments)
Tags: Audrey Tatou | Coco Before Chanel | Fashion | Radiohead

The Children Of Mumbai Are Dressed For Success (Success = Clean Drinking Water)

Those cute kids from Slumdog Millionaire were models in a fashion show over the weekend. Perfect. They even got to keep the clothes, which I believe if you boil long enough ARE edible. Setting aside my hate and my cynicism... CONTINUE READING THE CHILDREN OF MUMBAI ARE DRESSED FOR SUCCESS (SUCCESS = CLEAN DRINKING WATER)»

Posted on March 23, 2009 in Where Are They Now? (14 comments)
Tags: Fashion | Slumdog Millionaire

Look Bad, Feel Bad

With the Slim Suit, you'll lose weight quickly and save tens of dollars on wrapping yourself in tinfoil. That would make you look crazy! Looking good, ladiez. You'll cut weight for the big fight this weekend in no time. You... CONTINUE READING LOOK BAD, FEEL BAD»

Posted on February 23, 2009 in Dream Merch (10 comments)
Tags: Fashion | of Montreal | Slim Suit | Women

Hey, Want To Look Like Charlie Sheen On Two And A Half Men?

Just in time for fashion week! "Hey, you look like someone I can't believe is still on the air." "I know, right? I'm the lamest!" "Does this shirt make me look stupid and unfunny?" "Hey, you look like a poor... CONTINUE READING HEY, WANT TO LOOK LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN ON TWO AND A HALF MEN?»

Posted on February 20, 2009 in Dream Merch (6 comments)
Tags: Charlie Sheen | Fashion | Two And A Half Men

First A 646 Phone Number And Now This?

Chuck Bass is the new K-Swiss poster boy? Because of how nothing says louche billionaire playboy with a chip on his shoulder like a pair of shoes your mom wears to garden on Sunday afternoons?... CONTINUE READING FIRST A 646 PHONE NUMBER AND NOW THIS?»

Posted on February 4, 2009 in Free Advertising (5 comments)
Tags: Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Fashion | K-Swiss

Whoops, Kanye West, You Made This

I've never wished that I was friends with Kanye before. I like his music. I think his silly boasting is funny. He seems like a perfectly nice person, especially for a fame. But I've been happy admiring him from... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, KANYE WEST, YOU MADE THIS»

Posted on January 26, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Music Related Content (16 comments)
Tags: Fashion | Friendship | Kanye West | Louis Vuitton

Kanye West Thinks Gay People Who Dress Well Should Be Respected

This video was posted on 50cent.livejournal.com yesterday with the title "Kanye West Gets His Style From Gays" and a flashing EXCLUSIVE GIF. Well played, 50 Cent. Total burn. You got the magic zing. Take me to the candy zing. What?... CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST THINKS GAY PEOPLE WHO DRESS WELL SHOULD BE RESPECTED»

Posted on January 13, 2009 in Music Related Content (6 comments)
Tags: 50 Cent | Fashion | Homosexuals | Kanye West

More Like Sacha Boring Cohen!

Last week he disrupted a fashion show in Milan, this week Sacha Baron Cohen disrupted some fashion shows in Paris. Meh. You can't really fault him though. Would you tell the sun not to disrupt a fashion show? Would you... CONTINUE READING MORE LIKE SACHA BORING COHEN!»

Posted on October 3, 2008 in Behind The Scenes (0 comments)
Tags: Bruno | Fashion | Sacha Baron Cohen

Who Are You Eating?

Every fall at fashion week there are a few unshakable traditions. Good looking but largely empty souled people converge in a celebration based on pure, unapologetic, capitalistic vanity that is, without question, pop culture's boldest slap in the face to... CONTINUE READING WHO ARE YOU EATING?»

Posted on September 22, 2008 in Viral Video (0 comments)
Tags: Dave Hill | Fashion | Fashion Week

That's Your T-Shirt

In our continuing campaign to make sure that you dress for success (where success is measured by other 20-somethings who also don't care about actual success) while protecting our planet's most precious resource, puppies, today we present you with the... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR T-SHIRT»

Posted on September 10, 2008 in Dream Merch (4 comments)
Tags: Charity | Fashion | That's Your Boyfriend | Think Ups

Save A Horse, Ride A Videogum T-Shirt

So, the only thing that Lindsay and I like more than watching pixelated footage of people fucking up their faces on some trampolines is LOOKING GREAT. And the only thing we like more than looking great is HELPING BABY ANIMALS.... CONTINUE READING SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A VIDEOGUM T-SHIRT»

Posted on September 8, 2008 in Dream Merch (2 comments)
Tags: Al Joker | Charity | Fashion | Neighborhoodies | Think Ups

The Wire And Friday Night Lights T-Shirts Are The New Black

Here are two items of clothing that are very real, and are very wanted by me. [buy it for me here] [buy it for me here]... CONTINUE READING THE WIRE AND FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS T-SHIRTS ARE THE NEW BLACK»

Posted on February 28, 2008 in Free Advertising, They Nailed It (1 comments)
Tags: Buy Me This, Seriously | Fashion | Friday Night Lights | The Wire