It is a shame that someone thought it would be funny to denigrate the noble sport of horse racing by naming their horse Hoof Hearted. That is not funny, sir, it is disgusting. To think of all the respect... CONTINUE READING BREAKING FART NEWS (GET IT?): HORSE RACE EDITION»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Fart News | Gambling | Horses | Race
Martellus Bennett, the Dallas Cowboys tight end, whatever that means, has written an excoriating blog post on the powerful subject of WOMEN BE FARTING. As far as he is concerned, this is the worst thing since WOMEN BE VOTING. Fair... CONTINUE READING MARTELLUS BENNETT HAS THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING CONCEPT OF HOLLYWOOD»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in Sports
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Fart News | LOLk | Martellus Bennett
Look: I'm getting Rudd and Segel-tigue at this point, too. I can't wait for I Love You, Man to come out and make lots of money so those guys can rest and we can talk about other things in general... CONTINUE READING PAUL RUDD AND JASON SEGEL ARE TOO EXHAUSTED TO DO ANYTHING BUT MAKE FART SOUNDS»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in Interviews
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Tags: Fart News | I Love You Man | Jason Segel | Paul Rudd
This video is titled "Kid Uses Fart Machine in City Council Meeting." Accurate. So this is how democracy ends, not with a bang but with a well-timed use of the iFart application. Obviously, the kid who perpetrated this act of... CONTINUE READING BREAKING FART NEWS (GET IT?): CITY COUNCIL EDITION»
Posted on March 9, 2009 in Politics, Viral Video
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Tags: Fart News
The Jonas Brothers will be making their feature film debut in a movie about a farting dog. We smell Oscar! (Sorry.)... CONTINUE READING BREAKING FART NEWS (GET IT?): JONAS BROTHERS EDITION»
Posted on October 28, 2008 in What America Wants
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Tags: Fart News | Jonas Brothers
Hey, guys, we love to have fun all day long. But there's news out there in the world, too. As an engaged, respectful citizen of the global community, it's important to be aware of current events. If anyone asks you... CONTINUE READING IT'S NOT ALL TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENTS. SOMETIMES IT'S FARTS.»
Posted on August 21, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Fart News | Jean Reno
According to our friends at Best Week Ever, this clip from last night's Race for the White House With David Gregory on MSNBC features a fart from pundit and Meet the Press host Tim Russert. It's about 14 seconds in.... CONTINUE READING BREAKING FART NEWS (GET IT?): TIM RUSSERT EDITION»
Posted on May 21, 2008 in Politics
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Tags: David Gregory | Fart News | Lindsay Robertson | Tim Russert
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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