A FOX News reporter is now covering the fake news for the Onion News Network. It's not exactly ironic, but it's certainly something that some might say resembles irony.... CONTINUE READING FOX "NEWS" REPORTER BECOMES ONION NEWS "REPORTER"»
Posted on November 19, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Fox News | Suzanne Sena | The Onion News Network
It was reported yesterday that 16 more companies have pulled their advertising dollars from Glenn Beck's talk show, including Airware Inc. (makers of Brez anti-snoring aids), Ancestry.com, AT&T, Blaine Labs Inc., Campbell Soup Company, Clorox, Ditech, The Elations Company, Experian... CONTINUE READING A STUPID PERSON'S PEDESTRIAN THOUGHTS ABOUT A COMPLICATED THING»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in
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Tags: Advertising | FOX News | Glenn Beck
Fox And Friends were so out of ideas yesterday that they invited three children -- two eleven year olds with college degrees and a home-schooled fourteen year old with loud opinions -- to argue about such topics as school choice... CONTINUE READING FOX AND FRIENDS PAYS CHILDREN TO FIGHT ON TV»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Fox And Friends | Fox News | Kids | Steve Doocy
Yesterday on Fox Business News, everybody forgot they were supposed to be covering things and reporting stories and just kept passing to other totally unprepared reporters until finally it stopped. I could have watched five more minutes of this. Best... CONTINUE READING FOX BUSINESS NEWS ANCHORS FORGET THEY'RE ON THE TV SET»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Fox News
Stephen is angry that Shepard Smith didn't use an approved phrase instead of his big Fox News blooper the other day, like "this is America. We do not turd burglar torture!" (Bonus: Stephen shows that viral Snakes On A Plane... CONTINUE READING STEPHEN COLBERT CALLS OUT SHEPARD SMITH FOR DROPPING THE F BOMB»
Posted on April 24, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Cursing | Fox News | Samuel L. Jackson | Shepard Smith | Snakes On A Plane | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report
Yesterday a visibly out of control Shepard Smith dropped what has to be the most intentional-sounding f-bomb in Fox News history. It seems he does not believe that America should torture: The moments after the incident are the best, when... CONTINUE READING DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE TO F**KING LIKE SHEPARD SMITH NOW?»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Cursing | Fox News | Shepard Smith | Torture
More terrible news for the children of Slumdog Millionaire, of course. Woof. Well, this is what happens when you exploit people for "art" and, more importantly, "profit." It turns families against each other and ruins communities. But wasn't that Bollywood... CONTINUE READING THE POST SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE WORLD IS ON A RACE TO THE WORST»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Child Actors | Danny Boyle | Fox News | Poverty | Rubina Ali | Slumdog Millionaire
Ummm: Why, Fox News Business Analyst Dagen McDowell! Stop being so proud of that analogy! Though it's very 2009 of her. The 1850 version might have been "If you walk on the same side of the street as Uncle Sam... CONTINUE READING FOX NEWS'S DAGEN MCDOWELL HAS AN ELABORATE FANTASY ABOUT UNCLE SAM»
Posted on March 26, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Dagen McDowell | Fox News | Uncle Sam
If you are like me, then when you were growing up (at the turn of the century), one of your favorite things to do was stay up late and watch Saturday Night Live. It really was the only show that... CONTINUE READING WHAT THE FFFFFFFF HAPPENED TO VICTORIA JACKSON?»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in
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Tags: Fox News | Saturday Night Live | Victoria Jackson
So everyone is twittering (the 2007 definition) about how the one good thing about the economic crisis is that California is seriously considering making pot legal (like legal-legal, wink wink) so they can tax it. Fox News hosted a debate... CONTINUE READING WHEN GOD CLOSES A MONEY DOOR, HE OPENS A POT WINDOW»
Posted on February 25, 2009 in ,
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Tags: California | Drugs | Fox News | Marijuana Cigarettes | Pot
Fox News's Megyn Kelly just discovered "If You Seek Amy," the Britney Spears song that pretty much everyone but Fox News heard about months ago and was like "eh? okay, whatever", and she is LIVID! Watching her carefully explain it... CONTINUE READING ALL THE FOX NEWS BOYS AND GIRLS FREAK THE F-U-C-K OUT ABOUT BRITNEY'S NEW SONG»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Britney Spears | Fox News | Megyn Kelly
Barack Obama joined with his wife and daughters to vote for himself (presumably) in this historic election this morning, and Fox News was there -- seemingly against their will, as they narrated the segment complaining and whining about how they... CONTINUE READING FOX NEWS THROWS A FIT WHEN FORCED TO SHOW THE OBAMAS VOTING»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Fox News | John McCain
It was only a matter of time before someone mentioned Sarah Palin's tits on live TV. Let us rejoice today that it was this lady, and that it was on the Fox News channel, and that she actually said "tits"... CONTINUE READING FOX NEWS GUEST BREAKS THE SARAH PALIN'S TITS BARRIER »
Posted on September 18, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Fox News | Sarah Palin | Tits
Is to send a mild-mannered white guy with a microphone into a Manic Panic rally of disenfranchised left wing compost punks and have him bait these outraged clowns with smarmy remarks about how the punks don't care about free speech... CONTINUE READING THE ONLY WAY FOX NEWS CAN GAIN THE MORAL HIGH GROUND»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Democrats | Election 2008 | Fox News | Liberals | Republicans
Oh Fox News and Barack Obama, you guys are so the Sam and Diane of politics! Today everyone is up in arms because of this Fox interview with Michelle Malkin in which Michelle Obama is referred to as "Obama's Baby... CONTINUE READING FOX NEWS AND BARACK OBAMA: THE SAM AND DIANE OF THE ELECTION»
Posted on June 12, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Cheers | Fox News | I Know This Is Serious But That Cheers Clip Is Awesome | Politics