Sorry, ladies. Your strangle-hold (get it?) on the exercise by jacking off ghost dicks industry has finally ended. WHERE MY FELLAS AT?! Looking good, dudes! Could you aim the Shake Weight for Men a little more towards your mouth? A... CONTINUE READING THE SHAKE WEIGHT, NOW FOR MEN»
Posted on October 26, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Exercise | Health | Homoeroticism | Shake Weight | Yikes
PAH! Clips from the Marky Mark exercise video have been around for awhile, but Rich FourFour's new edit is the one that really gets the blood flowing. Now you are ready to hang out by the pool! PAH*! *A Glossary... CONTINUE READING HOW TO GET A MARKY MARK BODY»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in Pro Tips
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Tags: Exercise | Health | Mark Wahlberg | Marky Mark | PAH! | Sex
Ladies, your bodies are so fat! It's disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Luckily, many of you are. Good work, women's magazines and all other media and also society! Ladies, it's important to stay thin and fit and toned... CONTINUE READING THE SHAKE WEIGHT HAS GOT TO BE KIDDING US»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Exercise | Health | Masturbation | Shake Weight | Women
The "For Indie Rockers" exercise tape series has been around for a while, but this is the first clip I've seen from it. It raises more questions than it answers!: 1. That's what indie rockers dress like? With the boots... CONTINUE READING CARDIO FOR INDIE ROCKERS: BECAUSE GOTHS HAVE TO WORK OUT TOO»
Posted on June 15, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Exercise | Goths | Indie Rock
Gross. Apparently, there's nothing Slumdog Millionaire cannot do. It can outperform heavyweight films at the box office, win eight Oscars out of nine nominations -- and even help Americans lose weight! Dancing to the tunes of Slumdog Millionaire has become... CONTINUE READING SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE IS LIKE MOUSERCIZE BUT WITH POOR PEOPLE»
Posted on March 6, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Exercise | Slumdog Millionaire
Gabe has made it his mission to put an end to fake rap, and it's something he takes very seriously (you can sign the petiton here.) I generally agree, but if fake rap ends, what will delight us fifteen years... CONTINUE READING FAKE-RAPPING PREGNANT LADIES IN AN EXERCISE VIDEO»
Posted on February 16, 2009 in Music Related Content, Video Skeletons
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Tags: Exercise | Fake Rap
So remember when Jessica Simpson was supposed to do a fitness tape in 2005, but then her father Joe didn't like the way it turned out and they ended up getting sued by the company that made the tape? No?... CONTINUE READING JESSICA SIMPSON'S ABORTED EXERCISE TAPE LEAKED TO INTERNET»
Posted on January 28, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Exercise | Jessica Simpson
She is going to pump...you up (with your own vomit).... CONTINUE READING GWYNETH PALTROW IS OPENING A FUCKING GYM?»
Posted on January 14, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Exercise | Gwyneth Paltrow
Mickey Rourke explains his 7-month training regimen to put on 35 pounds of muscle for his role in The Wrestler (which is great, btw). Not to be confused with his 52-year sadness regimen required to put on that face.... CONTINUE READING HOW TO GET IN THE WRESTLER SHAPE»
Posted on January 9, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Exercise | Mickey Rourke | The Wrestler
I don't even have to say anything here because this screengrab is IRRESISTABLE: It's kind of a "Greatest Death Rattles," if you will, for this video for BodyFlex breathing exercises, in case you wanted your neighbors to call the homicide... CONTINUE READING GASP YOUR WAY TO A BEAUTIFUL FIGURE»
Posted on December 3, 2008 in Creepy
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Tags: Exercise | Lollapalooza
One of the great things about the internet is that no matter how long we live, we will never reach the end of videos from the past that kids find in their parents' garages while they're home from college and... CONTINUE READING HIP ROCK: LET'S GET ALMOST IMPERCEPTIBLY PHYSICAL»
Posted on October 21, 2008 in Video Skeletons, Viral Video
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Tags: Exercise | Hip Rock
This video (via UniqueDaily) is called "Laugh Your Abs Away Exercise Video." Almost. "Terrify Your Abs Away Exercise Video." There we go. Just watch that video for half an hour, three times a week, and you will be so ripped.... CONTINUE READING THIS WOMAN IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AND THIS FORM OF EXERCISE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND»
Posted on September 22, 2008 in Sports, Viral Video
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Tags: Exercise | Laugh Your Abs Away
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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