"Listen, Drake, it's about your new music video. It's got some problems. For one thing, you're performing in an empty nightclub? I mean, a handful of girls walk down the stairs at the beginning of the video, but perhaps... CONTINUE READING DRAKE MAKES SURE TO GET HIS NEW MUSIC VIDEO JUST RIGHT»
Posted on September 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Drake | Eminem | Hip Hop | Kanye West | LeBron James | Lil Wayne
Hip hop is way too Homerphobic, it is time to grow up.... CONTINUE READING NO HOMER»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in
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Tags: 2Pac | Andre 3000 | Eazy E | Eminem | Fat Joe | Flava Flav | Hip Hop | Kanye West | Lil Wayne | Notorious B.I.G. | Snoop Dogg | The Simpsons
Whoops, Mariah Carey, this is your new music video: I know that rich and/or famous people eventually enclose themselves in a disorienting bubble of "yes men," echoing with reassurances that their grandiose senses of self-importance are reasonable and justified, that... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: MARIAH CAREY»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Eminem | LOLk | Mariah Carey | Obsessed | Transgendered People
Paris Hilton, a paragon of class, taste, and good decision making skills, has confirmed that she was the original target for the Eminem-Bruno prank at the MTV Movie Awards but she politely declined, because of how she's a lady. From... CONTINUE READING PARIS HILTON WANTS CREDIT FOR ALMOST HAVING BUT NOT HAVING BALLS IN HER FACE (THIS TIME)»
Posted on June 12, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Bruno | Eminem | Idiocracy | MTV Movie Awards | Paris Hilton | Sacha Baron Cohen
I'm no Eminem fan, but even a hater like myself can recognize when the object of her contempt is going way overboard to try to convince the world that he's finally grown something resembling a sense of humor about himself.... CONTINUE READING EMINEM NOW PRACTICALLY TAKING CREDIT FOR BRUNO STUNT»
Posted on June 4, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Bruno | Eminem | MTV Movie Awards | Sacha Baron Cohen
Sorry if this ruins anyone's sense of childlike wonder at what they thought was a spontaneous moment of transcendent magic when Sacha Baron Cohen put his butt in Eminem's stupid face at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night, but head... CONTINUE READING NO SHIT: THAT BRUNO/EMINEM THING WAS STAGED»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Bruno | Eminem | MTV Movie Awards | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Last night's MTV Movie Awards were weird, because much of the two-hour paid advertisement for upcoming blockbusters (like the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds rom com The Proposal. JK.) was ACTUALLY FUNNY. (And we just knew KEYBOARD CAT was gonna show up.)... CONTINUE READING THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Amy Poehler | Andy Samberg | Ben Stiller | Brody Jenner | Bruno | Cameron Diaz | Chris Isaak | Danny McBride | Eminem | Forest Whitaker | Justin Timberlake | Keyboard Cat | Kiefer Sutherland | LeeAnn Rimes | MTV Movie Awards | Robert Pattinson | Sacha Baron Cohen | Sandra Bullock | Triumph The Insult Comic Dog | Twilight | Twitter | Will Ferrell
Last week we confirmed that Eminem is awful now. This week, he continues to provide evidence that we were correct. From a press release: Grammy Award winner Eminem joins FAMILY GUY's Stewie Griffin to host ANIMATION DOMINATION Sunday, May 17... CONTINUE READING EMINEM JOINS FORCES WITH SETH MACFARLANE, NOW THAT HE'S TERRIBLE»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Eminem | Family Guy | Seth MacFarlane | Weezer
Look, Eminem has earned his place in history. Whatever you think of his hate-filled, Weird Al Yankovicly comic rhymes, the fact is that he has made white rappers legitimate* in a way that Snow failed to, despite the hard work... CONTINUE READING WE GET IT EMINEM, YOU'RE AWFUL NOW»
Posted on May 7, 2009 in
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Tags: Eminem | History | Horror
Eminem's new music video premiered on Cinemax (huh?) this weekend, you guys. Yikes. There was a time earlier in his career when Eminem used violent imagery and horror-fantasy to express pent up rage with a world that was leaving him... CONTINUE READING EMINEM WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE JUST WATCHED HOSTEL 2»
Posted on May 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Eminem | Horror Survival
New Eminem video for "We Made You," you guys: A few targets I'm surprised he missed: Richard Nixon Pet Rocks Womens' Lib Star Wars Sonny Bono Clan of the Cave Bear Iran Contra Affair Betty Page Seriously, Eminem? I know... CONTINUE READING SOMEONE PLEASE TELL EMINEM IT'S 2009»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in
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Tags: Eminem | Lollapalooza | Wayans Brothers
If you only had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it, or just record a turgid love letter to an urban wasteland? Hippity-hoo-blah! I'm not going to get into the complicated cultural ramifications... CONTINUE READING IF EMINEM LOVES DETROIT SO MUCH, WHY DOESN'T HE MARRY IT»
Posted on April 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Detroit | Eminem | Lollapalooza
As Lindsay pointed out in last week's Friday Fight, I love any movie with fighting in it. This is mostly true. Movie fights are great, and it's surprising how few good ones there are. Hollywood, more fights please. They make... CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE ARGUMENT SETTLER: THE TOP 6 FIGHT SCENES OF THE PAST 6 YEARS»
Posted on July 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Batman | Eminem | Jason Bourne | Stephen Chow | Tony Jaa
