I don't watch American Idol. For one thing, I am 102 years old. What is there for me in American Idol? Is there medicine in it? How about a comfortable place to sit away from the window because it's too... CONTINUE READING SIMON COWELL TO END LAZY GAY JOKES IN HONOR OF GAY WOMAN»
Posted on October 19, 2009 in
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Tags: American Idol | Ellen Degeneres | Homophobia | Homosexuality | Randy Jackson | Ryan Seacrest | Simon Cowell | Yuck
As you may have heard, Ellen Degeneres, America's sweetheart, made a pretty big announcement on her show yesterday: Whoops. That isn't it. Don't get me wrong, Ellen Degeneres playing mother nature in some stupid movie is really exciting (not really... CONTINUE READING ELLEN DEGENERES'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: American Idol | Ellen Degeneres | Paula Abdul
Did you know that Hugh Laurie, star of House, M.D., is not actually American at all? He's from England, where he was a famous comedian! OF COURSE YOU KNOW THAT. Everyone knows that, but because talk show hosts can think... CONTINUE READING STOP BORING HUGH LAURIE!»
Posted on April 30, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Craig Ferguson | David Letterman | Dennis Miller | Ellen Degeneres | House | Hugh Laurie | Jay Leno
Lindsay Lohan was on Ellen yesterday today, and it was uncomfortable because Lindsay opened up about her breakup ("she just stopped talking to me") in a way that was, I guess, more "too soon" than "TMI," but it's like my... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN'S WHISTLE-STOP CRAZY TOUR PULLS IN TO ELLEN JUNCTION»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ellen | Ellen Degeneres | Lindsay Lohan | Samantha Ronson
Leslie Mann was on Ellen yesterday being exactly like her character from Knocked Up (she even volunteers the fact that she's currently mad at her husband, Judd Apatow). I love Leslie Mann, but even if you don't, the video she... CONTINUE READING ZAC EFRON CALLS MAUDE APATOW ON HER BIRTHDAY»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in
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Tags: 17 Again | Ellen Degeneres | Judd Apatow | Knocked Up | Leslie Mann | Maude Apatow | Zac Efron
The real question about this clip from yesterday's Ellen in which Ellen makes Halle Berry dance to Hurricane Chris's YouTube sensation dance "She's So Fine" is how did Ellen even know about Hurricane Chris's YouTube sensation dance "She's So Fine"... CONTINUE READING HALLE BERRY DOES THE HALLE BERRY»
Posted on April 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Dancing | Ellen | Ellen Degeneres | Halle Berry | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
We should all be getting around a hundred emails with this not-terrible video in which all the celebrities except the really young ones and the really old ones urge you to vote (and to send the video to five friends.)... CONTINUE READING THE CELEBRITIES ARE TRYING TO TELL US TO VOTE»
Posted on October 2, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Courteney Cox | Ellen Degeneres | Halle Berry | Jennifer Aniston | Laura Linney | Leonardo DiCaprio | Sarah Silverman | Vote
Ellen is a harsh judge of male suitors. On last night's Bachelorette, Deanna got some ABC synergy help from Ellen, who lobbied for Deanna to be the next star of the show after she was rejected by Brad last fall.... CONTINUE READING ELLEN MAKES THE BACHELORETTE SUITORS DO AN AWKWARD DANCE-OFF»
Posted on June 3, 2008 in
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Tags: DeAnna Pappas | Ellen Degeneres
On today's Ellen Degeneres Show, Jonah Hill is one semi-colon (actually, one dot) away from being the Biggest Loser winner: And while I'm indulging what will be an ongoing DVR description obsession, they really summed up last week's The Office... CONTINUE READING DVR DESCRIPTIONS: TEASING JONAH HILL»
Posted on April 18, 2008 in
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Tags: Ellen Degeneres | Jonah Hill | The Biggest Loser | The Office
