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An Open Letter To Lady Gaga

Dear Lady Gaga, I don't really know who you are. As a 64-year-old man, I find myself less and less compelled to follow the hottest tracks of the latest dance pop superstars. I know you have that one song about...  CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO LADY GAGA»

Posted on May 12, 2009 in (79 comments)
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Lindsay Lohan's Whistle-Stop Crazy Tour Pulls In To Ellen Junction

Lindsay Lohan was on Ellen yesterday today, and it was uncomfortable because Lindsay opened up about her breakup ("she just stopped talking to me") in a way that was, I guess, more "too soon" than "TMI," but it's like my...  CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN'S WHISTLE-STOP CRAZY TOUR PULLS IN TO ELLEN JUNCTION»

Posted on April 23, 2009 in , (24 comments)
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Say Goodbye To Ludacris, Guys

What a long, strange journey it has been for Ludacris! He's always been kind of a silly rapper, inserting lots of crass comedy into his rhymes, like some kind of gully Weird Al Yankovic, and his radio edits are practically...  CONTINUE READING SAY GOODBYE TO LUDACRIS, GUYS»

Posted on April 17, 2009 in (21 comments)
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Halle Berry Does The Halle Berry

The real question about this clip from yesterday's Ellen in which Ellen makes Halle Berry dance to Hurricane Chris's YouTube sensation dance "She's So Fine" is how did Ellen even know about Hurricane Chris's YouTube sensation dance "She's So Fine"...  CONTINUE READING HALLE BERRY DOES THE HALLE BERRY»

Posted on April 1, 2009 in (3 comments)
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The Wild Things Are On Ellen?

According to AICN, the trailer for Where the Wild Things Are will premiere on Ellen today? That's a weird place to premiere this trailer! What, they couldn't afford time on the 3PM rerun of Malcolm in the Middle on FX?...  CONTINUE READING THE WILD THINGS ARE ON ELLEN?»

Posted on March 25, 2009 in (3 comments)
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Anderson Cooper Adds Smirking Fuel To The Saddest Fire

Ellen interviewed Anderson Cooper via satellite on election day, and he talked about his love for The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Now, this video went around yesterday and personally I think Anderson Cooper is full of shit. Anyone who's watched...  CONTINUE READING ANDERSON COOPER ADDS SMIRKING FUEL TO THE SADDEST FIRE»

Posted on November 6, 2008 in (4 comments)
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Kanye West Doesn't Care About Black People

Somehow it says a lot about Kanye that he premiered his new video for "Love Lockdown" on Ellen. ELLEN! Next thing you know Lindsay will be listening to Kanye West. If I was a lot smarter than I am, I...  CONTINUE READING KANYE WEST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE»

Posted on October 7, 2008 in (6 comments)
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Brian Austin Green Makes Shaky, Paranoid, Non-Conversation On Ellen

He's probably out of the running to be revealed as Kelly Taylor's baby daddy on 90210 tonight, on account of them being step-siblings and all, but Brian Austin Green appeared on Ellen yesterday to promote his role on The Sarah...  CONTINUE READING BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN MAKES SHAKY, PARANOID, NON-CONVERSATION ON ELLEN»

Posted on September 16, 2008 in (6 comments)
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Ellen Makes Diddy Do A Vodka Taste Test, Diddy Almost Pukes

On today's Ellen, Ellen subjects Diddy to a taste test of four vodkas to see if Diddy can identify the one that bears his name. Diddy, the self-appointed "King Of Celebrations" reluctantly submits (and seems a little surprised), toasting himself...  CONTINUE READING ELLEN MAKES DIDDY DO A VODKA TASTE TEST, DIDDY ALMOST PUKES»

Posted on May 5, 2008 in (3 comments)
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