This news story is weird. Nicolas Cage is so broke that he has to sell four different 10 million dollar mansions? But I guess he still gets to keep a few of his other 10 million dollar mansions? What fucking... CONTINUE READING CNN SAYS THAT NICOLAS CAGE SAYS THAT HE IS BROKE»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | CNN | Economic Crisis | Nicolas Cage
Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story trailer, you guys: PAPER PLANES! 2007! Well, at the very least, this trailer is much better than the last trailer, right? For one thing, the movie has a name now, which is really useful... CONTINUE READING FINGERS CROSSED FOR MICHAEL MOORE'S CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY»
Posted on August 21, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Capitalism: A Love Story | Economic Crisis | Michael Moore
Both figuratively and literally. Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim called the police after being "attacked" by Real Housewife of Atlanta Nene. Fair enough. But does she really have to use the call as publicity for the new season and also... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA ARE LOSING THEIR SHIT»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Justice, Reality TV
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Tags: Crime | Economic Crisis | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
California, the world's third largest economy, is in dire straits. Governor Schwarzenegger has called for 1/4 of the state's budget to be cut in order to deal with a $26 million deficit. Unemployment is at 11.2 percent, nearly two-percent higher... CONTINUE READING A BRAVE CALIFORNIA WOMAN SOLVES ALL THE PROBLEMS»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Brawndo | California | Economic Crisis | Food | Idiocracy
Michael Moore released a trailer for his new movie this weekend, you guys: Woof. I like Michael Moore, but the guy sure does open himself up to criticisms of self-promotion and propagandistic cult of personality! In the past he has... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, MICHAEL MOORE, THIS IS YOUR NEW TRAILER»
Posted on June 15, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Economic Crisis | Michael Moore
Dude is pissed! A genuine Snickers need a fucking moment moment if I've ever heard one. (Thanks for the tip, Josh.)... CONTINUE READING SOMEHOW, THE MCDONALD'S JOB FAIR WASN'T VERY GOOD»
Posted on May 7, 2009 in Vlogging
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Tags: Economic Crisis | Jarvis Cocker | McDonald's | Work
Rumors have been circulating for awhile about a sequel to Oliver Stone's 1987 suspenders advertisement thriller, but now it is official. Wall Street 2, you guys. From the AP: LOS ANGELES -- Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone are back together... CONTINUE READING WHAT SHOULD BE THE TAGLINE FOR WALL STREET 2?»
Posted on April 29, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Economic Crisis | Gordon Gecko | Michael Douglas | Oliver Stone | Wall Street 2
Nicolas Cage woke up in his California King-sized bed made of solid gold under sheets woven of unicorn hair farmed from his own menagerie. But rather than pushing the emerald button (made out of a giant real emerald) embedded in... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: NICOLAS CAGE SUFFERS THROUGH THE ECONOMIC CRISIS»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Economic Crisis | Nicolas Cage
The economy, you guys. Woof. So bad! A very bad economy. It's affecting everybody. People are losing their jobs and their homes. It's even affecting celebrities. Why, just this week, the economic collapse forced Nicolas Cage to say things that... CONTINUE READING THE ECONOMIC CRISIS FORCES NICOLAS CAGE TO ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Economic Crisis | Germany | Nicolas Cage
As you may have heard, Japan's Finance Minister, Shoichi Nakagawa, has quit after appearing drunk at this weekend's G7 Summit in Rome. Reports the New York Times: The minister, Shoichi Nakagawa, raised eyebrows for slurred speech, muddled answers and appearing... CONTINUE READING DRUNKEN JAPANESE FINANCE MINISTER FORCED TO RESIGN/EXPLAIN CHAOS THEORY»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Bloopers, Politics
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Tags: Alcohol | Economic Crisis | Japan | Whoops
Sure, people have been getting laid off in the tens of thousands, having their homes foreclosed on, their 401ks wiped away by an oscillating stock market. But up until now we'd assumed that Hollywood parties were going to be unaffected.... CONTINUE READING THIS RECESSION SHIT JUST GOT REAL»
Posted on November 14, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Economic Crisis | Hollywood | Parties
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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