Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason

It's being reported all over the place today that Owen Wilson is going to be doing some voice acting in the upcoming Marmaduke movie (oh, btw, there's going to be an upcoming Marmaduke movie) as the voice of Marmaduke, and... CONTINUE READING OWEN WILSON TO PLAY MARMADUKE FOR SOME REASON»

Posted on November 3, 2009 in Casting Calls (55 comments)
Tags: Drugs | Marmaduke | Owen Wilson | Steve Coogan

Cops Take A Quick Break From Raiding Drug Dealer's House To Play Wii Bowling. What?

Check these fun guys out. To serve (digital bowling balls) and protect (their high scores). From the AP: Minutes after storming into the Florida home of a convicted drug dealer, some Polk county undercover drug investigators were caught on tape... CONTINUE READING COPS TAKE A QUICK BREAK FROM RAIDING DRUG DEALER'S HOUSE TO PLAY WII BOWLING. WHAT?»

Posted on September 22, 2009 in Justice, Video Games (21 comments)
Tags: Crime | Drugs | Police | Wii

It's A Bunch Of Cats Tripping Out On Catnip

In a scene from a UK science show called Weird Nature, a group of cats is allowed to frolic in a meadow full of catnip (and ancient ruins, for some reason). The resulting orgy of cat-drool, hypnotic gyrations, and imaginary-mouse-chasing... CONTINUE READING IT'S A BUNCH OF CATS TRIPPING OUT ON CATNIP»

Posted on June 17, 2009 in Animals On Film (36 comments)
Tags: Catnip | Cats | Drugs | Salvia

Let's Start This Week Out With A Stoned Dog

A lady was walking her dog in a Seattle park on Friday when he came back from a run acting strangely and moving his head from side to side. She took him to the emergency vet and it turns out... CONTINUE READING LET'S START THIS WEEK OUT WITH A STONED DOG»

Posted on June 15, 2009 in Local Commercials (30 comments)
Tags: Dogs | Drugs | Pot | Weed

Norm MacDonald Jokes About Crystal Meth On Letterman

Norm MacDonald went on Letterman last night and did his Norm MacDonald thing. That's all anyone really needs to know at this point: Norm MacDonald is simply still the best late night TV interview subject. Here are the two funniest... CONTINUE READING NORM MACDONALD JOKES ABOUT CRYSTAL METH ON LETTERMAN»

Posted on May 8, 2009 in Interviews, Late Night (20 comments)
Tags: Cursing | David Letterman | Drugs | Norm MacDonald

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Paula Abdul Is Addicted To Drugs

Paula Abdul does a fucking ton of drugs. We know that. But now we really know it, because she's admitting it. From People: "I could have killed myself," Abdul, 46, tells Ladies' Home Journal in its June issue. "Withdrawal -... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: PAULA ABDUL IS ADDICTED TO DRUGS»

Posted on May 6, 2009 in Behind The Scenes (26 comments)
Tags: American Idol | Drugs | Paula Abdul

You Can Make It Up: Paula Abdul's Interview With A Sack Of Russet Potatoes

The sack of russet potatoes sat on a chair. Paula Abdul smiled flirtatiously and tipped her head to the side to make it look like she was thinking. Her lipgloss sparkled in the light, and it tasted like bubble gum.... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: PAULA ABDUL'S INTERVIEW WITH A SACK OF RUSSET POTATOES»

Posted on April 30, 2009 in You Can Make It Up (24 comments)
Tags: Drugs | Paula Abdul | Potatoes

This Child Actor Has The Worst Job In The World

The new Partnership For A Drug Free America ad campaign is all about how you have to be really tough on your teenagers to keep them off drugs, because they're not cute like newborn babies. They want drugs. But all... CONTINUE READING THIS CHILD ACTOR HAS THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD»

Because It's 4/20, Here's Paul Rudd And Jason Segel Maybe Stoned

4/20 is here! (Yes, I know that it's also Carmen Electra's birthday, okay? Let's just ignore that sad fact -- the fact that even a lady as beautiful as Carmen Electra still feels the sting of age -- and celebrate... CONTINUE READING BECAUSE IT'S 4/20, HERE'S PAUL RUDD AND JASON SEGEL MAYBE STONED»

Posted on April 20, 2009 in Interviews (13 comments)
Tags: 420 | Drugs | Jason Segel | Paul Rudd | Pot

Your Girlfriend After The Dentist

Those lovable misogynists at Break.com couldn't help but name this video "Cute Girl Talking Crazy On Pain Meds." (If she was less cute, or if she was caught on tape attempting to parallel park, her title would be very different.)... CONTINUE READING YOUR GIRLFRIEND AFTER THE DENTIST»

Posted on April 14, 2009 in That's Your Girlfriend (11 comments)
Tags: Animal Collective | Drugs

The Doctors Are Literally Getting People High

Ah, The Doctors. Does anyone watch it? I think the reason The Doctors gets so little in the way of viral video (or The Soup) love is because EVERY MINUTE of EVERY SHOW is worthy of being a crazy WTF... CONTINUE READING THE DOCTORS ARE LITERALLY GETTING PEOPLE HIGH»

Posted on April 9, 2009 in Creepy, Daytime Talk Shows (33 comments)
Tags: Drugs | Salvia | The Doctors

When God Closes A Money Door, He Opens A Pot Window

So everyone is twittering (the 2007 definition) about how the one good thing about the economic crisis is that California is seriously considering making pot legal (like legal-legal, wink wink) so they can tax it. Fox News hosted a debate... CONTINUE READING WHEN GOD CLOSES A MONEY DOOR, HE OPENS A POT WINDOW»

Posted on February 25, 2009 in The News, Yay! (22 comments)
Tags: California | Drugs | Fox News | Marijuana Cigarettes | Pot

No, Weed Does Not Make You Steal From Your Sister

Arguably the funniest part of The Simpsons last night was this Above The Influence PSA by Partnership For A Drug Free America, in which teens blame weed for crazy behavior like stealing from children and letting people write on your... CONTINUE READING NO, WEED DOES NOT MAKE YOU STEAL FROM YOUR SISTER»

Posted on February 16, 2009 in Ad Wizards, Commercials, PSAs (17 comments)
Tags: Drugs | Harold And Kumar | The Flaming Lips

Kittens Inspired By David At The Dentist, FINALLY

Oh come on, Internet! Are you going to tell me that you spent five whole minutes on this but there was no way to squeeze in Christian Bale's melt down, Bill O'Reilly's rant, Tay Zonday, Big Dog Robot, Lazy... CONTINUE READING KITTENS INSPIRED BY DAVID AT THE DENTIST, FINALLY»

Joaquin Phoenix On Letterman Made Joaquin Phoenix Interesting Again

The whole "is Joaquin Phoenix really retiring from acting to become a rapper?" and/or "hoax?" debate was getting so Joaquin Boring. People claimed he made it all up. He claimed those people were just jealous (what?). It turns out... CONTINUE READING JOAQUIN PHOENIX ON LETTERMAN MADE JOAQUIN PHOENIX INTERESTING AGAIN»

Posted on February 12, 2009 in Late Night (36 comments)
Tags: Crispin Glover | David Letterman | Drugs | Hoaxes | Joaquin Phoenix

The Cast Of Office Space Had A 10-Year Reunion

Minus too-cool-for-school Jennifer Aniston and Ron Livingston, OF COURSE. Our favorite part of this report from the reunion is the part where they all talk about how they were all on drugs during the filming of the movie.... CONTINUE READING THE CAST OF OFFICE SPACE HAD A 10-YEAR REUNION»

Kids Are On Drugs The Darndest Things

(via BuzzFeed) I know that giving little children drugs and making a TV show out of it would be a horrible thing to do, and that I should go to jail just for suggesting it. The only thing I... CONTINUE READING KIDS ARE ON DRUGS THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on February 3, 2009 in Animals On Film (26 comments)
Tags: Children | Dental Hygiene | Drugs

Pablo, The Cocaine-Smuggling Dog

Over in the UK, they seem to be having a problem with cocaine in their discotheques or whatevers, so they've started a campaign called Frank, to show youngsters "the other side of cocaine." Their latest PSA in the Frank series... CONTINUE READING PABLO, THE COCAINE-SMUGGLING DOG»

Posted on December 4, 2008 in PSAs (6 comments)
Tags: Cocaine | Drugs | Pablo

Anything To Get Gary Busey Back On Reality TV

We're not big fans of Dr. Drew around here, so it's with reluctance that I call even minimal attention to the supertrailer for Season 2 of Celebrity Rehab, but I do so for one reason: Gary Busey's back! (Cameos on... CONTINUE READING ANYTHING TO GET GARY BUSEY BACK ON REALITY TV»

Posted on October 9, 2008 in Reality TV, Train Wreck Documentaries (9 comments)
Tags: Celebrity Rehab | Coachella | Dr. Drew | Drugs

Patsy: The Snapple Lady Of Drugs

The Partnership For A Drug Free America has a new spokesthing: Patsy, the mom who tries her best but, well, just can't seem to talk to her kids about drugs in a way that works. The videos are shot as... CONTINUE READING PATSY: THE SNAPPLE LADY OF DRUGS»

Posted on October 3, 2008 in PSAs (5 comments)
Tags: Drugs | Patsy

Miami Mall Has A Growing (Pot) Problem

There's a presidential convention going on, so for CNN that means News Of The Weird Time! Officials found over a million dollars worth of pot growing in the storage area of a Miami Mall: There should be a law that... CONTINUE READING MIAMI MALL HAS A GROWING (POT) PROBLEM»

Posted on August 25, 2008 in The News (1 comments)
Tags: Drugs | Pot

This Is How They Did Anti-Drug Ads In The '70s

With the exception of anti-meth ads, most anti-drug ads make drugs look more fun than they are. This Hanna-Barbera highly abstract conceptual anti-drug PSA is no exception, until the part with the scary skulls: Just tell your Grandma you blew... CONTINUE READING THIS IS HOW THEY DID ANTI-DRUG ADS IN THE '70S»

Posted on August 4, 2008 in Commercials, Creepy (3 comments)
Tags: Drugs

Lil Wayne Spits Truth Like Long, Rambling Fire

Lil Wayne took some time out of his busy schedule promoting Tha Carter III (which is great, don't play games) to answer some fan questions. (via Max Silvestri) I have a question to ask Weezy: um, what? And I have... CONTINUE READING LIL WAYNE SPITS TRUTH LIKE LONG, RAMBLING FIRE»

Posted on June 5, 2008 in Music Related Content (2 comments)
Tags: Drugs | Lil Wayne