If you want to get mad at/about Bill O'Reilly this morning, here's a clip to watch. It's really up to you. It's only if you want to get annoyed/mad at/about him and/or are for some reason not…   Read Story »

Despite what Courtney Love has been telling everyone, representatives for Lindsay Lohan are denying that Courtney Love is their client's sobriety coach. Yeah, no duh.   Read Story »

Darren Aronofsky's anti-meth PSAs are the most horrifying PSAs since Canada's workplace safety PSAs! Definitely probably not going to try meth now. I mean, the peer pressure would have to be VERY…   Read Story »

Eek! You guys, life is difficult and the world is a cold and uncaring place, but please do not conspire to distribute heroin like The Wire's Felicia "Snoop" Pearson pleaded guilty to doing yesterday.…   Read Story »

Love and Other Drugs is actually based on a memoir called Hard Sell: the Evolution of a Viagra Salesman. (Hard Sell! Do you get it?! Penises.) Now, as we have all learned from writers like David…   Read Story »

"For your health!" - Eric Holder   Read Story »

Charlie Sheen kicked off his live show this weekend (wait, live show, what's this now?) to mixed reviews. Opening night, Saturday, was at the Fox Theater in Detroit, where Sheen was heckled and booed…   Read Story »

Sorry, Randy Quaid, but you cannot ask us to believe that you are being internationally persecuted by a secret league of celebrity assassins and then also GO ON STAGE AND TAUNT THOSE ASSASSINS WITH…   Read Story »

Felicia Pearson, aka Snoop from The Wire, was arrested this morning in a Baltimore drug raid. Life imitating yikes.   Read Story »

All of these interviews are great and full of some very IMDB Memorable Quotes, but how has no one asked him where he gets his ideas? ENOUGH WITH THE SOFTBALLS!   Read Story »