I was going to say I can't believe this is what passes for "news" in Lexington, KY, but then I remembered the Today Show exists and covers the entire country. If you've been stumped as to how Domino's Pizza makes... CONTINUE READING HERE'S HOW THOSE GROSS DOMINO'S PASTA BREAD BOWLS ARE MADE»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in Local News
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Anyone who has worked in the service industry knows that it's a frustrating and powerless life. Doing dull, unrewarding work for little pay while simultaneously having to put up with the careless and unrealistic demands of over-entitled customers is a... CONTINUE READING PIZZA GHRAIB, BASICALLY»
Posted on April 14, 2009 in Oh, Yuck!
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You guys, I seriously can't deal with the Domino's Pizza Dark Knight movie tie-in. Whether it's the part where they describe the pizza as "cloaked" in pepperoni, or the part where it comes in a black box with a utility... CONTINUE READING GOTHAM NEEDS A BETTER CLASS OF PIZZA, AND DOMINO'S ISN'T GOING TO GIVE IT TO THEM»
Posted on July 9, 2008 in Free Advertising
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I saw a window poster for this last night and actually laughed out loud, by myself, on the street. I can't find a picture of that poster, but here's a picture of what that poster was advertising (via flickr): After... CONTINUE READING BATMAN LIKES HIS REVENGE COLD AND HIS PIZZA TERRIBLE»
Posted on July 1, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Batman | Domino's Pizza | The Dark Knight
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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