On last night's (UPDATE: rerun, but whatever) Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog made his Los Angeles debut, going around to expensive LA "dog hotels" and making jokes about what a horrible and ridiculous and insulting... CONTINUE READING TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG SHOOTS DOG HOTELS IN A BARREL»
Posted on August 18, 2009 in
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Dogs | of Montreal | Robert Smigel | The Tonight Show | Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
I mean, whatever. She is walking her dogs on the beach. It would horrible if she didn't have a bag of shit in her hand. Just another celebrity who thinks the whole world is their pets' toilet (that is... CONTINUE READING HERE IS A PICTURE OF CHARLIZE THERON WALKING AROUND WITH A BAG OF SHIT IN HER HAND»
Posted on August 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Bags | Beaches | Charlize Theron | Dogs | of Montreal | Shit
These two are Finalists this season. They beat out thousands of hopefuls. Cream of the crop. I'm not saying America doesn't have talent. I'm just saying that a question mark should be added to the end of the show's name.... CONTINUE READING AMERICA'S GOT TALENT?»
Posted on August 13, 2009 in
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Tags: America's Got Talent | Dogs
There is a Snuggie for dogs now? Of course there is a Snuggie for dogs now. I don't care what you do with your dog. Dress it up like Liam Neeson and pretend like it has to save its daughter... CONTINUE READING FINALLY, YOU AND YOUR DOG CAN BE WARM AND LONELY TOGETHER»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Dogs | Loneliness | Snuggie
Will this Summer of Death never end? The solid-gold casket company is working overtime! From People: She charmed millions without ever saying a word, and managed to make fast food tacos adorable. Gidget, the Chihuahua best known for her Taco... CONTINUE READING HEAVEN JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in
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Tags: Dogs | Food | Garbage | Heaven | Taco Bell
Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so crazy... CONTINUE READING HAVE A GREAT SUMMER AND STAY SWEET, YOU GUYS!»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alan Alda | Alec Baldwin | Amy Poehler | Andy Rooney | Babies | Bunnies | Cats | Christians | Dogs | Intervention | Jason Segel | Jesus | Jon Hamm | Judd Apatow | Kal Penn | Kids | Kittens | Mad Men | Mark Gormley | Obsessed | Party Down | Paul Rudd | Puppies | Sarah Silverman | The Room | Tina Fey | Tiptoes | Toilets | Vaginas
A lady was walking her dog in a Seattle park on Friday when he came back from a run acting strangely and moving his head from side to side. She took him to the emergency vet and it turns out... CONTINUE READING LET'S START THIS WEEK OUT WITH A STONED DOG»
Posted on June 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Dogs | Drugs | Pot | Weed
The female anchor in this story is SO excited about the new iPhone app her co-anchor just reported on that can "read dog's minds." She thinks they should make them for humans too! Watch her co-anchor's face when he realizes... CONTINUE READING LOCAL NEWS ANCHOR ACTUALLY THINKS AN IPHONE APP CAN READ DOGS' MINDS»
Posted on April 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Dogs | iPhone
(via BuzzFeed) Me and this dog hang out all the time. Jealous? I know, right? Sorry. I'm sorry that a dog who walks like a human is my best friend and you have to hang out with regular dogs... CONTINUE READING ME AND THIS DOG HANG OUT ALL THE TIME. JEALOUS?»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Dogs
Don't even go there with this dog. He hates Satan so much: That's your Pentecostal dog. (Also, look, a Ye Olde Lande Line!)... CONTINUE READING I GIVE UP. WHERE IS SATAN?»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Dogs | Satan | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
As an apology for perpetuating that dreadful cats-as-shark-bait conspiracy earlier, I present (well The Soup presents) Stains, the dog who will steal your heart, but not your cupcakes. Because he's in a trance: As a Soup watcher, I'm pretty sure... CONTINUE READING STAINS "THE ZOMBIE DOG" IS GOING TO BE DOG-FAMOUS»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Dogs | Joel McHale | Stains | The Soup | Zombie Dog | Zombies
Normally here, we wouldn't post an 8-minute clip of raw footage, because who has that kind of time, but this is just a very special case. It's WORTH IT! This video, apparently filmed by a rubbernecking bystander, tells the story... CONTINUE READING CHAOTIC DOG RESCUE IS A CHRISTMAS F--KING MIRACLE»
Posted on December 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Dogs
Normally, scenes of such intensity would probably preclude this video from contention, but I just found out that both dogs were okay! Seeing it the first time, I was not sure. But now we can rejoice as a Chilean dog... CONTINUE READING HERO DOG JUST DID WHAT ANY DOG WOULD DO»
Posted on December 4, 2008 in
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Tags: Dogs | Lollapalooza | Vampire Weekend
There were a lot of dog and cat videos to choose from today, but I had to go with this one. Three pugs tilt their heads: There are SO many videos of pugs tilting their heads, apparently, but this was... CONTINUE READING WHICH PUG ARE YOU?»
Posted on December 3, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Dogs | Lollapalooza | Puppies
lindsay: What should be the next live puppy feed? gabe: uh oh gabe: i never even considered that the live puppy feed gabe: might go away lindsay: uh oh lindsay: puppies grow up, gabe gabe: shut up gabe: you don't... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT COULD REPLACE THE LIVE PUPPY FEED?»
Posted on November 14, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Cats | Dogs | Kittens | Puppies
After months of training, neglecting even the simplest household tasks such as folding laundry, an Obama supporter finally taught his dog to say "Obama." But in an O. Henry twist, the dog finally learned to say "Obama" the day after... CONTINUE READING A DOG WHO SAYS "OBAMA!" »
Posted on November 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Dogs
Cute-watchers worldwide have been captivated in the past 24 hours by Leo, the Australian dog who refused to leave a burning house without his family's four newborn kittens: But Leo's story sounds fishy. For one thing: where was the kittens'... CONTINUE READING IS LEO THE KITTEN-SAVING DOG REALLY A HERO?»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in
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Tags: Dogs | Kittens | Leo | The Shins
An Army lady in Iraq found a puppy in a burning pile of rubble, and now the Army took her puppy and won't give it back: That's mean. And the Army is all "We can confirm that the puppy is... CONTINUE READING MEAN ARMY MAKES PUPPY DO ANOTHER TOUR IN IRAQ»
Posted on October 15, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Dogs | Mean People Suck | Puppies
This is your dog. You drove 45 minutes out of town to a farmhouse where a kind, graying woman raises dogs in her retirement, and you watched all the puppies running around but you chose this one. Whoops. (via Unique... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR DOG: THIS DOG»
Posted on September 30, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Dogs
Whoever was charged with the task of creating this commercial for stuffed animal children's toys that lick and salivate on you when you pet them probably had a difficult job. But it's impossible to believe that nobody in this company... CONTINUE READING THE AMAZING PETS COMMERCIAL: THE DIRTY MIND TEST THAT EVERYBODY FAILS»
Posted on September 18, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Amazing Pets | Dogs
Gabe will be playing us out in a few minutes with some new Worst Movie choices, and then we 'Gums will be going off the grid Into The Wild-style until first thing Tuesday morning. This is how I feel about... CONTINUE READING TRAMPOLINEGUM WILL SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY»
Posted on August 29, 2008 in
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Tags: Dogs
The only thing funnier than someone being walked in on while vlogging is someone being walked in on while vlogging by their big bully older brother and being slapped to the floor where they lie motionless as a dog carrying... CONTINUE READING THIS IS WHAT GABE WANTS TO DO TO VLOGGERS»
Posted on April 30, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Dogs | Slap | Vlogs
