The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the... CONTINUE READING THE VAMPIRE THING NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in NSFW
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Tags: Dildos | Sex | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves | Yuck
A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have... CONTINUE READING NSFW: RIGHT, YES, A TWILIGHT DILDO, OF COURSE»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in Dream Merch, NSFW, Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: Breaking Dawn | Dildos | Eclipse | Jail | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Sex | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight
Oh, the little gems one can find while perusing each week's hundreds of Netflix new releases! This week, I thought I'd finally found a worthy challenger to my "I will see any documentary" rule in Passion And Power: The Technology... CONTINUE READING THE PASSION AND THE POWER (OF DILDOS)»
Posted on December 8, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Dildos | Sonic Youth
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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