Huh? Wait a second, I'm starting to see a pattern. This is the third Worlds Been Had Colliding featuring Diddy. First it was Diddy and iconic smut street photographer Terry Richardson. Then it was Diddy and the Arctic Monkeys. And... CONTINUE READING WORLDS BEEN HAD COLLIDING: DIDDY AND JUDD APATOW EDITION»
Posted on May 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Ben Gibbard | Diddy | Judd Apatow
Man, not a single day goes by where I'm not given further and further evidence that everyone even mildly famous is given entrance into the Celebrity Party Club where they spend all day eating cocaine pizza and making jokes about... CONTINUE READING WORLDS BEEN HAD COLLIDING: ARCTIC MONKEYS AND DIDDY EDITION»
Posted on April 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Diddy
gabe: demi moore saved a woman's life using twitter gabe: "saved" gabe: obviously, i am glad that woman is OK gabe: but i hope that when she is being examined by psychologists gabe: in the hospital gabe: that they get... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: DEMI MOORE: WHO TWITTERS THE TWITTERMEN?»
Posted on April 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Demi Moore | Diddy | Lollapalooza | The Decemberists | Twitter
2009 is all about positivity. Everyone is exhausted by the impotent snarkiness and casual warfare of the early '00s. This feeling is all around us. Slumdog Millionaire won all of the Academy Awards this year by taking one of the... CONTINUE READING YOU GUYS, I AM WORRIED ABOUT DIDDY'S PRIORITIES»
Posted on March 19, 2009 in
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Tags: Diddy | Fleet Foxes | Twitter
What were you doing last night? Sleeping? COME ON, YOU GUYS, WE NEED TO BE WORKING HARDER. Diddy spent the whole night in his home studio ("at Daddy's house"?) working on his new album, yes, but also vlogging, updating his... CONTINUE READING DIDDY IS THE BLACK JOHN KILDUFF»
Posted on March 5, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Diddy
So, Diddy was on CSI: Miami last night. At first I was skeptical that Diddy could pull off the role of a high powered Miami defense attorney who's playing a dangerous double game as two of his clients are implicated... CONTINUE READING DIDDY IS A LAWYER NOW»
Posted on February 10, 2009 in
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Tags: CSI: Miami | Diddy | Justice
If you watched the Grammys last night, then you saw a bunch of promos for tonight's episode of CSI: Miami featuring Diddy. CBS has generously (so so generous, like Henry Sugar those guys) put a clip on-line for us to... CONTINUE READING DIDDY IS GOING TO BE ON CSI: MIAMI TONIGHT, SON!»
Posted on February 9, 2009 in
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Tags: CSI: Miami | Diddy
Yesterday, this (via Mark Lisanti) was posted on Twitter: In the event that you don't recognize the Twitter handle Aplusk, that is Ashton Kutcher. So just to pretend like you are a little baby in a wet diaper for a... CONTINUE READING WORLDS BEEN HAD COLLIDING»
Posted on February 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Diddy | Fred Durst | Jay-Z | Paul McCartney | Terry Richardson
HEY, FUCK YOU, MISTER. I could understand it if you wanted to "interrupt whatever the fuck" I was thinking about with some important announcement about Dannity Kane's new cassingle, or maybe if you needed to let the fans know... CONTINUE READING DIDDY HAS SOMETHING THAT HE THINKS IS IMPORTANT BUT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO SAY»
Posted on January 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Diddy | Super Bowl | Telekinesis
The celebrities whose previous video got us to vote (That's why we voted, right? That's why I voted.) are baaaack! In this four minute video (that isn't the inferior Pepsi one), all of the celebrities pledge to vaguely solve the... CONTINUE READING THE CELEBRITIES ARE TRYING TO TELL US TO CHANGE THE WORLD»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Anthony Kiedis | Ashton Kutcher | Barack Obama | Dakota Fanning | Demi Moore | Diddy | Election 2008 | Jason Bateman | Kevin Connolly | Vote
Diddy blog! Diddy blog! For his new blog, Diddy presents us with his "movie" (that's what he calls it. A movie. Sure, Diddy. It's a "movie") for his new fragrance, I Am King. "A brief in the impossible," indeed. This... CONTINUE READING DIDDY SMELLS LIKE A CLOWN»
Posted on November 25, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Diddy | Perfume
As you probably already know from your C.S.I. Miami google alert, Diddy is going to be appearing on an upcoming episode! From the AP: Sean "Diddy" Combs is becoming a prosecutor -- at least on television. CBS says the rapper... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: FIRST LOOK AT DIDDY'S C.S.I.: MIAMI ROLE»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in ,
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Tags: CSI: Miami | Diddy | Horatio Cane
Jay-Z's bodyspray isn't the only product being marketed by a hip hop "mogul" this week. There's also Diddy's Ciroc Vodka. Sure. Frank Sinatra. '50s glamor. Right. Because there is nothing more glamorous than standing alone next to an empty swimming... CONTINUE READING DIDDY MAKES HIS OWN BRAND OF POPOV 100»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Ciroc | Diddy
Diddy blog! Diddy blog! He is hiding! From Sarah Palin? Under the covers! But also he's an adult? Diddy blog! He does have a point. I mean, as much of a point as a narcissistic man-child self-proclaimed entrepreneur who's completely... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN SCARES DIDDY, ALSO NORMAL PEOPLE»
Posted on October 2, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Diddy | Election 2008 | Sarah Palin
Diddy provides further evidence that MSNBC should have hired him instead of David Gregory to replace Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews by recapping, like, news and stuff. ... CONTINUE READING DIDDY REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CENTER OF HIS BASEMENT»
Posted on September 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Chris Matthews | David Gregory | Diddy | Keith Olbermann
It was reported yesterday that Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews will be relieved of their duties as co-chairs of MSNBC's prime time election season coverage because they were fighting too much. David Gregory will be replacing them. Some people are... CONTINUE READING SKIP THIS DAVID GREGORY NOISE, LET'S GET DIDDY IN THE MSNBC ANCHOR SEAT»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Chris Matthews | David Gregory | Diddy | Keith Olbermann
Diddy apologizes to Sarah Palin for his previous blog. Still no word from the Palin campaign. Weird.... CONTINUE READING DIDDY CONTINUES TO VOICE SOMETHING BARELY RESEMBLING AN OPINION ON THE 2008 ELECTION»
Posted on September 5, 2008 in
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Tags: Diddy | Election 2008 | John McCain | Sarah Palin
Yesterday, Diddy took to his blog (YouTube is his blog, he bought it for 3.10 billion dollars so that he could blog there) to rail against John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin for vice president, but he has already learned... CONTINUE READING DIDDY APOLOGIZES TO ALASKA, MOTHERF***ERS»
Posted on September 3, 2008 in
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Tags: Alaska | Diddy | Election 2008 | John McCain | Sarah Palin
Whoops, we spoke too soon. While our original statement that this blog is not a place for serious political criticism was mostly accurate, there's nothing to be done when serious political criticism and Diddy blogs collide. Also this is fucking... CONTINUE READING JOHN MCCAIN IS BUGGING THE F*** OUT»
Posted on September 2, 2008 in
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Tags: Diddy | Election 2008 | John McCain | Sarah Palin | TV On The Radio
On the same day that Barack Obama announced Joe Biden as his running mate, Diddy took to the blogs to address an issue that's been on a lot of voters' minds: the effect rising gas prices are having on private... CONTINUE READING DIDDY IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE RISING PRICE OF EGO»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Diddy | Election 2008
Someone call the Ego Ward at the Narcissism Hospital, guys. Diddy needs to go there. How sad are the Making the Band contestants going to be this season? Not only do they have to compete with the people Who Want... CONTINUE READING FORGET IT JAKE, IT'S DIDDYTOWN»
Posted on August 21, 2008 in
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Tags: Diddy | Diddy's Fit Club | Making The Band | Narcissists
Aziz Ansari has been obsessed with this Diddy Burger King commercial he saw a few weeks ago and wanted to share with the world, and last night he put it up on his blog (along with a plea to star... CONTINUE READING TELL THEM DIDDY SAID BURGER KING IS OPEN LATE»
Posted on August 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Aziz Ansari | Diddy
Diddy's going to be hosting a new show on VH1 called I Want to Work for Diddy. It looks like a cross between The Apprentice and a joke. This is the single most obtuse preview I've ever seen. Sure, it's... CONTINUE READING DIDDY IS NOT THE BOSS OF ME, THANK GOD»
Posted on July 22, 2008 in
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Tags: Diddy | I Want To Work For Diddy
The best thing about Diddy vlogs is that he really sticks to the format, i.e. a long rambling monologue with little to no forethought about a subject that's primarily of interest to an audience of one. It's such a great... CONTINUE READING DIDDY PROVIDES THE FIRST POSITIVE REVIEW OF HANCOCK»
Posted on July 2, 2008 in
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Tags: Diddy | Hancock | Will Smith
Maybe Diddy should stick to blogging. I'm spending a lot of time on developing something really tailor-made for where I want to go, which is more of a modern action, almost a more realistic, black Bruce Willis/"Bourne Identity"/Quentin Tarantino. I... CONTINUE READING A CRAISIN IN THE SUN»
Posted on June 20, 2008 in
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Tags: Bruce Willis | Diddy | Jason Bourne | Quentin Tarantino