Tyler Perry already has a new movie coming out this fall. How many does that make for the year? 12,000? He's going to need a pair of these. For all his content.... CONTINUE READING TYLER PERRY LITERALLY SHITS CONTENT»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in Trailer, What America Wants
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Tags: Diarrhea | I Can Do Bad All By Myself | Tyler Perry
I don't get what Mike Myers's problem is. Is he in a competition with Jerry Seinfeld to see who can lose the most good will the quickest? Granted, Jerry Seinfeld is CRUSHING IT on that one. Bee Movie. Never Forget.... CONTINUE READING RUSSELL CROWE MAY HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, BUT MIKE MYERS IS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA»
Posted on May 29, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Diarrhea | Hairin Makeister | Mike Myers | MTV Movie Awards | Pitka | Russell Crowe | The Love Guru
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