Today's offering from the Onion News Network takes a swipe at the restaurant that has replaced Simpsons-victim Arby's as America's culinary punching bag with a report on Obama's first trip to Denny's and his subsequent "drastic scaling back of his... CONTINUE READING DENNY'S JUST CAN'T CATCH (OR DESERVE) A BREAK»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in Parodies
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Tags: Barack Obama | Denny's
Denny's new commercial is basically a documentary about Denny's. Haha. Has anyone ever noticed how the unicorn NEVER has any money? Dude, there are ATMs everywhere, work it out. Also, the leprechaun is your leprechaun. It is cool though to... CONTINUE READING DENNY'S KNOWS THAT THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS HIIIIIIIIGH»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Denny's | Marijuana Cigarettes
Denny's new commercial (via TVSquad) is getting in on that feel good robotic nuclear apocalypse trend. When you go to business school one of the first things they teach you is "ABAYPWTCDOH*." Black market coffee served in the skulls of... CONTINUE READING NICE TRY, DENNY'S: SALVATION, EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR FOOD IS SHIT»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Denny's | Terminator: Salvation
The new slogan for Denny's, the late night sober-up diner that everyone associates with racism, is actually "Nothing good happens after midnight. Except Denny's." Clearly, they're going for a "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" level of conversational saturation,... CONTINUE READING NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER MIDNIGHT. EXCEPT DENNY'S.»
Posted on May 30, 2008 in Commercials
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Tags: Coldplay | Crash | Denny's | Harold And Kumar | Waiting
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