Mr. Chi City almost keeps it TOO real this week. We can each of us only hope that when our time has come we have someone to pour Code Red out on our grave and ease our troubled souls with... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN VISIT YOUR FRIEND AT A GRAVEYARD AND IT AIN'T BUTTER»
Posted on January 21, 2009 in Vlogging
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Tags: Death | Mr. Chi-City
I've put this timelapse film of a pig decomposing (via afrojacks) after the jump. I recognize that six minutes of watching Mufasa's circle of life might be too much for many of you. Oh, did I mention that there's no... CONTINUE READING SCIENTISTS TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS DEAD PIG EVERY FEW SECONDS FOR HOURS»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Death | Noah Kalina | The Decemberists | Time Lapse
You've probably already heard that someone is going to die on this season of Gossip Girl, but supposedly this link SPOILS who it is. We didn't click on it. For real. We don't want to know. Follow at your own... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: GOSSIP GIRL GOING TO GET A LITTLE LESS [INSERT CHARACTER HERE]»
Posted on November 3, 2008 in Spoilers
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Tags: Death | Gossip Girl | Paul McCartney | Spoilers
US Magazine reported today that Katherine Heigl's character on Grey's Anatomy might be killed off in the next season by a brain tumor. This comes after Heigl's noble self-withdrawl from Emmy consideration in order to "help further the careers of... CONTINUE READING THE 10 BEST WAYS TO KILL OFF KATHERINE HEIGL'S CHARACTER ON GREY'S ANATOMY AS ENVISIONED BY SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER SEEN GREY'S ANATOMY»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in Soap Operas
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Tags: Death | Dr. Isobel Stevens | Grey's Anatomy | Katherine Heigl
Well, David Cook won American Idol last night, just as Simon said he would last week, so he will probably be too busy for the County Fair tour of Plain White Tees Nuts this summer. A record 95 million votes... CONTINUE READING DAVID ARCHULETA CAN SEE THE FUTURE»
Posted on May 22, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: American Idol | David Archuleta | David Cook | Death | Simon Cowell
Last night's The Ultimate Fighter had a very exciting fight in it, but I don't post those here. We don't want to lose our five-year-old-girl audience (our entire audience). Instead I post baby-approved clips that give us a bloodless glimpse... CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER'S TIM CREDEUR IS NOT DONE YET»
Posted on April 24, 2008
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Tags: Death | Matt Riddle | The Ultimate Fighter | Tim Credeur
Remember a few years ago when a talking Elmo potty-training book malfunctioned and cheerfully queried an unsuspecting family with the rhetorical question "Who wants to die?": There was even a Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror" segment inspired by the incident. Well,... CONTINUE READING LOCAL NEWS: DEATH-OBSESSED ELMO TOY STRIKES AGAIN»
Posted on February 28, 2008 in Local News
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Tags: Death | Elmo
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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