Remember all your boyfriends who you date and love and make love to? Well, you also date and love and make love to these guys. Duh. Is it weird for you? It must be like dating in a mirror, huh?... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS, PART TWO»
Posted on November 16, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: 1980s | Dating | Yikes
You have had a lot of lovers in your life (yuck, you should stop calling them "lovers," do you realize that everyone hates how you always call them "lovers"?). What most of your friends would say to someone who... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: 1980s | Dating
Do you want to go see All About Steve now? Wait, whuuuuuuuut? You don't? WHY NOT? Is it because Sandra Bullock's face doesn't look "annoying" enough? Because it looks pretty annoying right now, but I can kind of see what... CONTINUE READING WHO WANTS TO GO SEE ALL ABOUT STEVE NOW?»
Posted on August 10, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: All About Steve | Bradley Cooper | Dating | Sandra Bullock | Yuck
In this well-done UCB Comedy video (they're killing it lately!), a happy couple learns that a forgotten "Love Coupon" can turn into a curse. Not totally completely safe for work, but not porn or anything: I love the "preparation" scene,... CONTINUE READING LADIES, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PROMISE IN THOSE "LOVE COUPONS"»
Posted on June 22, 2009 in Sketch Comedy
(21 comments)
Tags: Dating | Sex
Don't cry and pick your nose at the same time. In fact, don't do either. It seems simple, almost innate, but on last night's show, Shannon, a Dental Hygienist (and if you watched the first episode, the one who used... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR DATING TIP: DON'T CRY AND PICK YOUR NOSE AT THE SAME TIME»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in Reality TV
(4 comments)
Tags: Dating | Romance | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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