Dane Cook made fun of Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday for some nude photos of her that leaked to the internet, and needless to say, YIKES. You guys probably already know about this through the secret... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK MAKES FUN OF VANESSA HUDGENS, BECAUSE HE IS AN ADULT»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Child Pornography | Children | Dane Cook | Nudity | Teen Choice Awards | Vanessa Hudgens
Here's a joke: what's the difference between Raaaaaaaandy and Dane Cook? I don't hate Raaaaaaaandy or find him insufferable, boring, untalented, and unfunny. Also he is fictional. BONUS PUNCHLINE!... CONTINUE READING RIIIIIIIIDLE ME THIS»
Posted on July 20, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Aziz Ansari | Dane Cook | Funny People | Raaaaaaaandy!
Oh man. I've taken a lot of shit from friends for owning the very slight cult classic stoner comedy Waiting, but even I will not be watching or buying the direct-to-DVD sequel, Still Waiting. "When the old Shenaniganz crew opens... CONTINUE READING THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO WAITING CALLED STILL WAITING. FOR REAL.»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Adam Carolla | Anna Faris | Dane Cook | Justin Long | Ryan Reynolds
Last August, Dane Cook took to his MySpace (of course he did!) to register a complaint about the movie poster for his new romantic comedy, My Best Friend's Girl. As far as Dane was concerned, the movie was basically the... CONTINUE READING SORRY, DANE COOK, MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL DID NOT FAIL BECAUSE OF THE POSTER»
Posted on January 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | My Best Friend's Girl | Nine Inch Nails
In May, Comedy Central will be broadcasting a new Dane Cook special about him going back to stand up basics. If it's anything like this trailer promoting it, which I'm told is the purpose of trailers, it's going to be... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK APPEARS TO BE PUTTING HIMSELF IN JAIL, FINALLY»
Posted on January 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Dane Cook
Pain is relative, duh. On the scale of human suffering, my Sunday nights are ICE CREAM SOCIALS. That doesn't mean that I don't actually cry out in pain during some of these movies. I do. But I recognize that there's... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: DAN IN REAL LIFE»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Dan In Real Life | Dane Cook | Juliette Binoche | Steve Carell
Videogum has been respectfully silent on the Dane Cook dog poop scandal, but now it's getting ridiculous. (Wait, NOW it's getting ridiculous?) Basically, Dane Cook's dog pooped all over the common area of his apartment complex. He denied it, but... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK SHOULD BE A LAWYER!»
Posted on September 22, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Crime | Dane Cook
Kristen Bell appeared on Late Night with Jay Leno last night to talk about the new season of Heroes, and instead had to suffer through a tag-teaming of dull-witted innuendos from two of the most ridiculously untalented-considering-their-success people in showbusiness.... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK AND JAY LENO ARE LIKE A VOLTRON OF HORRIBLENESS»
Posted on September 19, 2008 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | Jay Leno | Kristen Bell
Dane Cook's new romantic comedy, My Best Friend's Girl, premiered in Los Angeles last night and opens in theaters all over the country this Friday, and let's just say, the tension is palpable. Previously: Dane Cook Is The George W.... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN ALMOST TASTE IT»
Posted on September 16, 2008 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | Jason Biggs | Kate Hudson | My Best Friend's Girl
It's easy to hate Mr. Brooks for a few obvious reasons, the main reason being that it stars Dane Cook in a completely serious dramatic role, which is admittedly funnier than any of his comedic performances, but is still abysmal... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: MR. BROOKS»
Posted on September 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | Demi Moore | Kevin Costner | Mr. Brooks
Dane Cook threw his keys down onto the penis-shaped end table and grabbed a Zima from one of the dozen mini-fridges that lined the entryway to his mansion. He walked into the living room and gave a couple of lazy... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: DANE COOK DESIGNS HIS OWN MOVIE POSTER»
Posted on August 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | Employee Of The Month | Good Luck Chuck | My Best Friend's Girl
WHOOPS! You guys, earlier today I posted a long examination of the career of Dane Cook, mapping it against the career of George W. Bush. My thesis was that Dane Cook is to comedy what George W. Bush is to... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK CONFUSED ABOUT WHY HE SUCKS»
Posted on August 12, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Alec Baldwin | Dane Cook | Jason Biggs | Kate Hudson | My Best Friend's Girl | TV On The Radio
I was just watching this abhorrent clip from My Best Friend's Girl, Lindsay's favorite movie, and you know the rules: if I have to suffer, you have to suffer. Includes some NSFW language, and is also NSF Not Barfing. In... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK IS THE GEORGE W. BUSH OF COMEDY»
Posted on August 12, 2008 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | My Best Friend's Girl | St. Vincent
There's a new red band trailer for My Best Friend's Girl, starring Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, and Dane Cook as Tank, a guy whose job it is to act like an asshole (good casting) but who then becomes a romantic... CONTINUE READING MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL RED BAND TRAILER HAS ONE NOTABLY FUNNY MOMENT»
Posted on July 24, 2008 in
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Tags: Alec Baldwin | Dane Cook | Jason Biggs | Kate Hudson | My Best Friend's Girl
Time magazine reveals the creators behind the web series You Suck at Photoshop. Yes, THE Time magazine. Turns out the creators are two dudes. Crazy. The internet is so weird. The auteurs are two ad agency refugees from Covington, Kentucky.... CONTINUE READING DUH: CARLOS MENCIA NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR POPULAR WEB SERIES»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | Will Ferrell | You Suck At Photoshop
I think it goes without saying that people who wear Superman t-shirts have it coming. When you see someone wearing a Superman t-shirt, don't you just want to shoot them in the chest and when they start to bleed, be... CONTINUE READING TAUNT DAT SUPERMAN»
Posted on April 23, 2008 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | Fighting | Iron Ring | Louis C.K. | Superman
I have some questions about this new trailer for My Best Friend's Girl, starring Dane Cook, Jason Biggs and Kate Hudson and coming out in September: Dane Cook's job is being hired by dumped men to take their ex girlfriends... CONTINUE READING MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL LATEST VEHICLE FOR DANE COOK'S AGGRESSIVE UNLIKEABILITY»
Posted on April 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Dane Cook | Jason Biggs | Kate Hudson | My Best Friend's Girl
