You know what is weird? Meeting people who don't spend every waking second on the Internet is weird. Like, your family, probably. Or the waitstaff at a diner. (Those are the two types of people that…   Read Story »

Today we have all been very sleepy, of course, but as this Chinese male cheerleader reminds us, some days you are straight falling on your face and your nose is running when you're not even sick, and…   Read Story »

For awhile, it looked like Chace Crawford might star in the Footloose remake, but then that fell apart, I guess. This was after Zac Efron already backed out. At this point, you might think they just…   Read Story »

This is basically the opposite of all those horrible Eli Roth torture porn movies. Like, you go backpacking with your friends all around the world, and one night you get way too drunk at some ex-pat…   Read Story »

We will never forget you, Salsa Dog, and you will live on forever in our hearts until those hearts stop beating and your memory, like everything else, is relegated to the dustbin of herstory. But get…   Read Story »

All week long this video has been going around on the blogs and it's like, whoa, blogs, what are you doing? This is clearly a Friday morning video! Come on, blogs. Use your noodles. But now, finally,…   Read Story »

I enjoyed watching this more than The Hangover Part II. And while that may be a culturally insensitive thing to say considering the fact that I do not actually know whether this was filmed in…   Read Story »

Holiday weekend, you guys. Put on the magic headphones and let's do this! Thank you, of course, to all of the fallen soldiers who made this magical supermarket parking lot dance possible. (Via…   Read Story »

It's hard out here for a shrimp, you guys. And it's not getting any easier. Yesterday I made a joke about the comical impotence of running down the street in flopping boat shoes to confront your wife…   Read Story »

Yup. That's a ribbitdancer all right. Doing the ribbitdance. (What?) (I don't know!) (Do you want to give up?) (Let's all give up!) (Via World'sBestEver.)   Read Story »