You could spend your whole life trying to find a better pumpkin head Halloween dance than this, and you'd die a fucking failure. (Thanks for the tip, Amil.)... CONTINUE READING THE VERY BEST PUMPKIN HEAD HALLOWEEN DANCE OF ALL TIME IN THE WORLD»
Posted on October 29, 2009 in Love-Watching
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Tags: Dancing | Halloween | Pumpkin Head
Jessica Alba is really hot. Kind of. I mean, she is. In her face. But the more you learn about her, the less hot she seems. For one thing, she's not very good at acting, which is her job. And... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: HONEY»
Posted on October 19, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Dancing | Ginuwine | Hip Hop | Honey | Jadakiss | Jessica Alba | Mekhi Phifer | Missy Elliott | Tweet
I'm not sure that the personal and public health ramifications of deep frying butter under any circumstances (county fair or no) are worth the injurious risk to both this little boy and the world at large in return for... CONTINUE READING KIDS DANCE FOR DEEP FRIED BUTTER THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on October 15, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Butter | Children | Dancing
Hah. Well, certainly much less barfy than this week's previous Eric Wareheim video for Depeche Mode's "Hole To Feed." But does anyone else get the impression that maybe Eric Wareheim is obsessed with and/or has a weird relationship to... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: "IN LUST" BY ERIC WAREHEIM»
Posted on October 2, 2009 in Operation Watch This
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Tags: Dancing | Eric Wareheim | Hollywood | Sex
Admittedly, I am a little late on this one, mostly because I don't watch So You Think You Can Dance?. Nor do I regularly keep tabs on BREAKING So You Think You Can Dance? news. Personally, I prefer my dancing... CONTINUE READING A WOMAN MAY HAVE SHOWN HER HUMAN VAGINA ON SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?!»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in NSFW, Reality TV
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Tags: Dancing | Scandal | So You Think You Can Dance? | Vaginas | Women
At least you don't have to go with her to the studio every night anymore. There was a time earlier in the relationship when there was an expectation on her part and a feeling of obligation and romantic duty... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: TENGOBAILA»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in That's Your Girlfriend
(28 comments)
Tags: Courtney Love | Dancing
Let me just state for the record: I am a terrible dancer. I know that. I'm not confused about my dancing status. I'm not up here on Dance Mountain teaching an Advanced Class in I Am the Best Dancer. Most... CONTINUE READING WATCHING WHITE PEOPLE DANCE IS NEVER NOT FUNNY»
Posted on August 12, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Dance Offs | Dancing | Lollapalooza | LOLZ | Techno
Well, this is bonkers. (Also kind of NSFW.) That looks like a fun house to live in. How much do you think rent is in a house like that? 100 Dragon Wish Peanuts per Tree Feeling? More? Get your medicine... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: ERIC WAREHEIM'S VIDEO FOR MAJOR LAZER'S "PON DE FLOOR"»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Bonkers | Dancing | Eric Wareheim | Major Lazer | Sex
"Drop it like it's hot." (Great reference! 2009!) This kid, though, seriously. Bentley Green just fired his agent and is going in a whole new direction. David LaChapelle is canceling his upcoming Ryan Phillipe photoshoot and getting the old... CONTINUE READING KIDS GET CRUNK AT A TALENT SHOW FOR FOSTER KIDS IN MILWAUKEE THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 29, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Barbecue | Children | Dancing
Admittedly, I don't watch Randy Jackson Presents America's Next Dance Crew. I am 54 years young, yes, but I am not 54 years that young. I tried to watch it once and it was an episode on, say, Monday night,... CONTINUE READING THE AMERICA'S NEXT BEST DANCE CREW SEASON 4 CREWS STEP UP 4 THA STREETS »
Posted on July 28, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: America's Next Best Dance Crew | Dance Offs | Dancing | Randy Jackson
Speaking of dancing, and moving on to genuinely bad ideas, Katie Holmes, whoever that is, appeared on So You Think You Can Dance last night and performed Judy Garland's "Get Happy." You probably missed it because you fell asleep during... CONTINUE READING SO KATIE HOLMES THINKS SHE CAN DANCE (LAZY FRIDAY POST TITLE)»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in Cameos
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Tags: Dancing | Katie Holmes | So You Think You Can Dance
Ew. You know that guy, Matt? The one who makes videos of himself dancing all over the world so that mom's have something to forward over email and the Today show has another "cute" story in the morning? Well now... CONTINUE READING WHERE THE HELL ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULD WANT MATT'S BOOK?»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Dream Merch, WebJunk, What America Wants
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Tags: Books | Dancing | Matt Harding | Yuck
You guys, this is one of those weeks. Woof. Maybe it's just me, but the Lawnmower Man feels painfully slow. Hello? IS MCFLY AT HOME HELLO? Personally, I don't like when blogs get too self-knowing and talk about the art... CONTINUE READING INTERNET DONE BURNED ME AGAIN»
Posted on July 15, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Dancing | Internet 1.0 | Kids | Positive Mental Attitude
Chace Crawford should get down there and do some RESEARCH (Chace Crawford is basically a method actor. In order to play Nate Archibald he spent six months staring at his bangs in a mirror) because THIS BOAT IS REAL! From... CONTINUE READING THINGS ARE GETTING REAL FOOTLOOSE OVER IN DES MOINES»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Rerun
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Tags: Ancient History | Chace Crawford | Dancing | Footloose
On CNN right now. Or watch this video of Michael Jackson and Brett Ratner dancing to R. Kelly in a rented car.... CONTINUE READING WATCH LIVE COVERAGE OF THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in Death
(11 comments)
Tags: Brett Ratner | CNN | Dancing | Funerals | Heaven | Michael Jackson | R. Kelly
Leighton Meester has a new song called "Body Control." It's going to set the middle-of-the-road, generic dance clubs of 1999 who like pedestrian non-music on fire.... CONTINUE READING LEIGHTON MEESTER SHOULD STICK TO SEX TAPES»
Posted on July 6, 2009 in Music Related Content
(2 comments)
Tags: Blair Waldorf | Dancing | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | The '90s
People often assume that YouTube videos of people hurting themselves or cute animals being cute or dancing children are the lowest form of entertainment, but they're wrong. The lowest form of entertainment is the poorly CGI-d baby doing something babies... CONTINUE READING DANCING BABY TECHNOLOGY HAS BARELY IMPROVED IN THE LAST 13 YEARS»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in Backlashes, Commercials
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Tags: Babies | Dancing | Henry
Watch it all. Every drop. At first you assume that this is just another surreptitiously recorded video of a man making a fool of himself in a public setting. "Surely," you think, "it is only a matter of time before... CONTINUE READING WHAT ONE MAN CAN DANCE ANOTHER CAN DANCE»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in Good Idea Jeans
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Tags: Dancing | Inspirational | Party
Today Variety reports that the 1985 cult classic Girls Just Want To Have Fun is being remade. This is huge news for fans of the often overlooked, actually quite witty dance movie (if Dorothy Parker wrote a teen dance movie... CONTINUE READING WHO SHOULD STAR IN THE GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN REMAKE?»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in Casting Calls, Remakes And Spinoffs
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Tags: Abigail Breslin | Chace Crawford | Dancing | Ed Westwick | Girls Just Want To Have Fun | Helen Hunt | Jonathan Silverman | Leighton Meester | Michael Cera | Robert Downey Jr. | Sarah Jessica Parker | Shannen Doherty
It sucks that you and your boyfriend have a long-distance relationship and he has to try to keep you aware of his coolness by dressing up in his Nosferatu costume (to remind you of the awesome costumed sex you have)... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: NOSFERATU DANCES TO LADY GAGA»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Dancing | Lady Gaga | Nosferatu | Pixies
It is official. They are remaking Footloose, and Kevin Bacon's character will be played by Nate Archibald. From Variety: Chace Crawford has signed on to star in Paramount Pictures' remake of "Footloose." The Kenny Ortega-helmed project had been thrown into... CONTINUE READING ALL CHACE CRAWFORD HAS EVER WANTED TO DO WAS DANCE»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: Chace Crawford | Dancing | Footloose | Remakes
Craig Ferguson is famous for his clever, experimental cold opens, but last night's was the best one ever: Craig Ferguson presents his own "Oops, I Did It Again" lip dub. With surprises!: I can't believe that aired on network TV.... CONTINUE READING CRAIG FERGUSON OPENS HIS SHOW WITH AWESOME "OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN" LIPDUB»
Posted on May 19, 2009 in Late Night, Music Related Content
(19 comments)
Tags: Britney Spears | Craig Ferguson | Dancing | Lip Synching
gabe: someone took down the baby doing the stanky leg video gabe: oh, NOW you are going to start being a parent to your child? gabe: i feel like if you don't realize what is going to happen gabe:... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: SHOULD DANCING BABIES BE ON YOUTUBE?»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Friday Fight
(8 comments)
Tags: Dancing | Henry | Kids | Stanky Leg
Henry, the little red-headed dancing boy whose moves are slightly disturbing in their similarity to those of grown adult dancers in clubs is, predictably, back. And he's gotten even better! Henry does techno: Don't miss the pug at 1:19! ... CONTINUE READING HENRY THE AMAZING DANCING BOY IS BACK WITH TECHNO MOVES»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in Cute As Balls
(22 comments)
Tags: Dancing | Kids | Weezer
I apologize for everything I've done today to turn this website into a den of gross, but just count your blessings that you didn't watch this over breakfast this morning, as I did. There is certainly nothing wrong with two... CONTINUE READING THESE ARE YOUR PREGNANT GIRLFRIENDS, DANCING ON YOUTUBE»
Posted on May 8, 2009 in That's Your Girlfriend
(25 comments)
Tags: Dancing | Fergie | Jarvis Cocker | Pregnant Teens | Teens
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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