To paraphrase Evan, the tipster who sent this in, this may be the best wait for it on all of YouTube. Wait for it. Wait for it. You'll see it. Being a cop is hard! Be careful cops! Everything can... CONTINUE READING THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, THIS IS A KNIFE. WAIT, NO, THEY'RE ALL KNIVES!»
Posted on June 10, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Cops | Dance-Offs | Knives
Getting older, especially in New York, you are constantly bombarded with the cynical warnings of frustrated parents. People with kids recount horror stories and bemoan their lost youth. They try to scare you away from it like a hack... CONTINUE READING KIDS DO THE STANKY LEG THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Children | Dance-Offs | Radiohead | Stanky Leg
This video has been shooting around the internet like a Wanted bullet (you've got to curve the video), and it's not like I don't understand why. The rare but beautiful moments when someone drops their guard and lives their... CONTINUE READING IN DEFENSE OF SPRING BREAK MOM»
Posted on March 17, 2009 in Caught On Tape, Viral Video
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Tags: Dance-Offs | Moms | Spring Break
Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple, was on Dancing with the Stars last night, undefying expectations. Wait, whuuuuuut? You're telling me that one of the most important computer nerds of all time is not that great of a dancer? Come on!... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: STEVE WOZNIAK IS A NERD WHO CAN'T DANCE VERY WELL»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Dance-Offs | Dancing With The Stars | Steve Wozniak
Just kidding, I know where he is. He's at Internet Dance School. Because this guy just took him there. And now everyone's sticking signs on Matt's back that say "I suck," and no one eats lunch with him ever. IN... CONTINUE READING WHERE THE HELL IS MATT?»
Posted on February 19, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Dance-Offs
If you only had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip? Captured it! HIPPITY-HOOP-BLAH. That'll do, internet. That'll do. (Via TheInternetIsTerrible.)... CONTINUE READING THIS IS NO MOVIE, THERE'S NO MEKHI PHIFER»
Posted on February 18, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Dance-Offs
Last night's Conan was so good there will be two posts about it today (there was another Very Special Surprise Guest), but first: after Stephen Colbert announced on his show that he had stolen the invisible strings Conan uses to... CONTINUE READING COLBERT SURPRISES CONAN WITH AN INVISIBLE STRING DANCE-OFF»
Posted on February 18, 2009 in Fake Feuds, Late Night
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Dance-Offs | Dancing | Stephen Colbert
As you know, I am a fervent supporter of the Adam/Chu Dance Crew, not only because I feel that aggressive, athletic dance represents the future of combat, but because the ACDC got robbed at the Teen Choice Awards, which makes... CONTINUE READING THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO VIRAL VIDEOS WHEN THEY LEAVE THE COMPUTER»
Posted on November 24, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Dance-Offs | The League Of Extraordinary Dancers | YouTube Live
A tipster wrote in with the theory that C-walking, or Crip walking, the popular gangland expression through dance intended to show your friends that you love them and intimidate your enemies (aww) was not much different from the popular form... CONTINUE READING CRIP-WALKING CONTINUES TO SEEM SILLY AND UNTHREATENING»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Bloods | Crips | Dance-Offs | Gang Warfare | MS-13 | Riverdance
Speaking of Miley Cyrus, her On-Line YouTube Dance Off rival Jon Chu, creator of the Adam/Chu Dance Crew, is promising to premiere the next stage in the evolution of the dance crew, whatever THAT means, at YouTube Live on November... CONTINUE READING EVOLVE YO GAME UP»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Dance-Offs | Miley Cyrus | YouTube Live
In late September, Adam Chu released a call to action to the Adam/Chu Dance Crew members to express their political positions through dance. It would be, he claimed, the biggest presidential election dance off in history. Well that is true.... CONTINUE READING THE COMPUTERS JOHN MCCAIN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MAKE HIM DANCE LIKE A PRINCE!»
Posted on October 22, 2008 in Politics, WebJunk
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Tags: Barack Obama | Dance-Offs | Election 2008 | John McCain | Sarah Palin
Matt Besser and the UCB submit their own entry to the Miley Cyrus vs. Adam/Chu Dance Crew YouTube Dance Off featuring 100 dancers freestyling in the streets of LA. It would be a lot funnier if the Miley Cyrus vs.... CONTINUE READING STEP YO GAME OF ZIP ZAP ZOP UP»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Beastie Boys | Bonnaroo | Coachella | Dance-Offs | Matt Besser | Miley Cyrus | TV On The Radio
We all remember the historic Adam/Chu Dance Crew's YouTube dance off with Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux. That noble competition ended, of course, in Miley Cyrus mobilizing the dark forces of her tween army to steal the win at the... CONTINUE READING BARACK OBAMA IS THE ADAM/CHU DANCE CREW AND JOHN MCCAIN IS MILEY AND MANDY»
Posted on September 29, 2008 in Politics, WebJunk
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Barack Obama | Dance-Offs | Election 2008 | John McCain
At last week's Teen Choice Awards, Miley Cyrus used her Tween Overlord status to rob the Adam/Chu Dance Crew of their rightful victory in the months-long on-line dance battle that culminated in the televised head-to-head battle. But today, Jon Chu... CONTINUE READING DANCE AND/OR SOUVENIR T-SHIRT CONSUMPTION CAN CHANGE THE WORLD»
Posted on August 13, 2008 in Fake Feuds
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Dance-Offs | Helping People | Mandy Jiroux | Miley Cyrus
The 10th annual Teen Choice Awards were held in Hollywood last night, giving out the coveted (really?) Surfboards in categories like Best Bromantic Comedy, and Best Hook Up. You can tell that it's an important awards show because it's not... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: MILEY CYRUS TAKES ADAM SEVANI TO POPULARITY CONTEST SCHOOL»
Posted on August 4, 2008 in Awards
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Dance-Offs | Mandy Jiroux | Miley Cyrus
This video is titled "2 years of cwalk," cwalk being Crip Walk, the Crips being a group of friends based in Los Angeles. But what this video should really be called is "Dancing Matt Should Be Ashamed." You know, most... CONTINUE READING I SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS SHINING THROUGH»
Posted on July 28, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Bloods | Crips | Dance-Offs | Gang Warfare | MS-13
AHA. Now I know how Miley Cyrus plans to win her dance off with the Adam Chu Dance Crew. The epic online dance battle between Miley Cyrus' and Mandy Jiroux's M&M Cru and ACDC, the dance crew featuring Jon M.... CONTINUE READING MILEY CYRUS AND MANDY JIROUX VS. THE ADAM CHU DANCE CREW YOUTUBE DANCE BATTLE: A HISTORY»
Posted on July 24, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Adam Sevani | Dance-Offs | Mandy Jiroux | Miley Cyrus
As we all wait with bated breath (nullus) for the Adam Chu Dance Crew vs. Miley and Mandy YouTube Dance Battle to leave the confines of the internet and take to the streets, ACDC has released a video featuring their... CONTINUE READING THE ADAM CHU DANCE CREW'S NUCLEAR WEAPON»
Posted on July 14, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Dance-Offs | Mandy Jiroux | Miley Cyrus
As far as Lunice is concerned, Adam Chu can keep his famous friends, and Miley and Mandy should have retired years ago. He's going to end this YouTube Dance Off shit right here. He's the Ronald Jenkees of popping and... CONTINUE READING SO I THINK THIS KID CAN DANCE»
Posted on June 26, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Dance-Offs | Lunice
Now that the democratic nomination fight has ended, we can really focus our attention on the true American battle: the Miley & Mandy vs. Adam Chu Dance Crew YouTube Dance Off. At this point, both sides are lobbing outtakes and... CONTINUE READING THE M&M DANCE CRU IS THE HILLARY CLINTON OF YOUTUBE DANCE OFF PARTICIPANTS»
Posted on June 4, 2008
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Dance-Offs | Mandy Jiroux | Miley Cyrus
Rain is the Korean pop star Stephen Colbert has had a "feud" with ever since Rain beat Stephen in Time magazine's Most Influential People poll. Last night, the inevitable happened: Stephen and Rain had a dance (and Dance Dance Revolution)-off,... CONTINUE READING STEPHEN COLBERT HAS A DANCE-OFF WITH RAIN, WHOEVER THAT IS»
Posted on May 6, 2008 in Feuds, Late Night
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Tags: Dance-Offs | Rain | Stephen Colbert
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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