We open this week on Blair masturbating. Haha. That sentence. We open this week on Blair masturbating. OK! Dorata, her maid, catches her and tells her that God is always watching. Um, shut up, Dorata. Considering the fact that this... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BLAIR HAS AN ITCH THAT ONLY CHUCK CAN HAVE SEX WITH»
Posted on October 28, 2008 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen
Bart Bass is back from Billionaire Island or whatever, so it's time for the Basses and the Van Der Woodsens to become a family. Because Lilly and Bart got married last spring, and you know the rule about when both... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: SERENA SHOULD BE GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION»
Posted on October 21, 2008 in
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This week's episode opens with a dream sequence. It's basically My Fair Lady, with Blair as Eliza Doolittle taking diction lessons from Henry Higgins, who we will later recognize as the dean of Yale, and then Serena walks in and... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: YALE READY FOR THIS»
Posted on October 14, 2008 in
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It's Fashion Week! This is obviously a show about high school because the most important thing to remember is IT'S FASHION WEEK. I remember when I was in high school every fall it was like "Ugh, isn't western civ over... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: CHARLIE TROUT, DON GRUMPHREY, CLAIR WALDORN, AND SELENA BAN DER FOODSEN GO TO FASHION WEEK»
Posted on September 30, 2008 in
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It's the first day back to school, so you know what that means! Actually, I thought I knew what that meant, but I clearly don't. Within the first five minutes of the show both Serena and Jenny Humphrey suggest to... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: LOOKS LIKE THE CHUCK BASS HAS BECOME THE MASTER»
Posted on September 23, 2008 in
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It's still summer in New York City, according to Gossip Girl. It's 102 degrees! Everyone is so sweaty! Things pick up where they left off last week. Nate is apologizing to Vanessa for standing her up last week but also... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: OUR NATIONAL DAN AND SERENA NIGHTMARE COMES TO AN END»
Posted on September 16, 2008 in
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Picking up where we left off last week, the children are all in the Hamptons, but summer is winding down and it's time to return to the big city. Dan and Serena wake up on a beach after fucking all... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: WITH PARENTS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS CHILDREN»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in
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Just in time! Last night, I watched the season 1 finale of Gossip Girl right before season 2 began. I did it! Success! I win/lose! So, after Dan broke up with Serena and Chuck left Blair waiting on the helipad... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: AND HERE WE...GO»
Posted on September 2, 2008 in
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