At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were also CELEBRITIES! Neat! The stars were out on the... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: CELEBRITY RED CARPET!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: 50 Cent | Celebrities | Dakota Fanning | Huh? | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Oh. My. God. You. Guyz. Last night was the Twilight: New Moon premiere in Hollywood, California. Is anyone else's head falling off, or is it just me over here? HELP! MY HEAD! The only thing that I would like almost... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: FUN SIGNS, GUYS!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Dakota Fanning was crowned Homecoming Queen this weekend? I'm going to have to update my video!... CONTINUE READING CONGRATULATIONS, DAKOTA FANNING»
Posted on November 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | High School | The Decemberists
"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: FACE-MELTING NEW STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
The celebrities whose previous video got us to vote (That's why we voted, right? That's why I voted.) are baaaack! In this four minute video (that isn't the inferior Pepsi one), all of the celebrities pledge to vaguely solve the... CONTINUE READING THE CELEBRITIES ARE TRYING TO TELL US TO CHANGE THE WORLD»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Anthony Kiedis | Ashton Kutcher | Barack Obama | Dakota Fanning | Demi Moore | Diddy | Election 2008 | Jason Bateman | Kevin Connolly | Vote
Move over dream cast of Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino. DAKOTA FANNING AND DJIMON HOUNSOU together in THE SAME MOVIE?!! Push trailer, you guys: Um, I already don't watch Heroes and I can not do that for free. STRIKE ONE,... CONTINUE READING IS PUSH THE NEXT HEAT? (PUSH IS NOT THE NEXT HEAT)»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Chris Evans | Dakota Fanning | Djimon Hounsou | Push
Hey, you know what, Hollywood? How about we make an exception on the rule that every film needs to have a fancy premiere party in the case of the Dakota Fanning Rape Movie. You know what we're saying? It would... CONTINUE READING PUTTIN' ON THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE RITZ»
Posted on September 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Hounddog
Hounddog, the movie they call "the Dakota Fanning rape movie", comes out September 19. Trailer: 1. We've now seen the whole movie, so if anyone asks at a party "Have you seen that movie where Dakota Fanning gets raped?" You... CONTINUE READING THE DAKOTA FANNING INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING MOVIE IS COMING OUT SOON»
Posted on September 11, 2008 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Fonzworth Bentley | Hounddog
When I was in high school, my friend Jason and I were at the movies when a trailer came on for some foreign film that centered on a bourgeois family and, like, maybe a car crash, or a pregnancy? No... CONTINUE READING IT'S LIFE, JUMP INTO LIFE: WINGED CREATURES»
Posted on August 4, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Forest Whitaker | Guy Pierce | Jeanne Tripplehorn | Winged Creatures
When it was released in 2001, I Am Sam earned Sean Penn an Academy Award nomination for his portrayal of a mentally handicapped Starbucks employee, which is funny, because if it wasn't for his performance this movie would never have... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: I AM SAM»
Posted on July 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | I Am Sam | Michelle Pfeiffer | Sean Penn
