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That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Crybaby*

I'm sure that his sensitivity has opened him up to you emotionally and sexually in ways that you've never experienced with your previous lovers. But he needs to grow a pair if he's ever going to GET THAT MONEY....  CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: THIS FUCKING CRYBABY*»

Posted on October 22, 2009 in (78 comments)
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Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore

Oh boy. What is this buffoon even talking about anymore?! Remember when America pretended that AIDS didn't exist as we found ourselves mired in the Iran-Contra Affair? That Coke commercial aired during the 1980 Super Bowl. Is he seriously...  CONTINUE READING GLENN BECK CRIES BECAUSE WE DON'T LIVE IN A COKE COMMERCIAL ANYMORE»

Posted on October 16, 2009 in (67 comments)
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Dad Yells At Son For Crying On His Webcam: The Best Keyboard Cat So Far

I've been following the keyboard cat meme carefully, waiting for the perfect video, and I think this is it: a young man's parents walk in while he's taping himself crying on his webcam for his YouTube channel, and his father...  CONTINUE READING DAD YELLS AT SON FOR CRYING ON HIS WEBCAM: THE BEST KEYBOARD CAT SO FAR»

Posted on May 15, 2009 in (61 comments)
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The Singular Moment That Defines This Era In Pop Culture

Every once in a long while, there is a moment that captures the spirit of an era. Dorothy walking along the Yellow Brick Road. Elvis Presley shaking his hips on the Ed Sullivan Show. Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda sitting...  CONTINUE READING THE SINGULAR MOMENT THAT DEFINES THIS ERA IN POP CULTURE»

Posted on March 4, 2009 in (26 comments)
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Videogum PSA: Please Don't Take Your Shirt Off And Recite Poetry On YouTube

A tipster sent this in yesterday. It's a shirtless man reciting a poem very passionately on YouTube. I feel like a dick for posting it, knowing that there have been plenty of times in my life where I've both written...  CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM PSA: PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND RECITE POETRY ON YOUTUBE»

Posted on January 22, 2009 in , , (10 comments)
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The Terror Alert Code Has Gone From LOL To :( And Back Again

A TSA agent breaks down in tears under the pressure of keeping America safe on a new show called Homeland Security USA. We break down in tears at the fact that there's a show called Homeland Security USA. Now, where's...  CONTINUE READING THE TERROR ALERT CODE HAS GONE FROM LOL TO :( AND BACK AGAIN»

Posted on January 7, 2009 in (3 comments)
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Was There Really A 1-900 Number For Crying?

(This week, we're highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that's why things look different, and are old, this week. And Happy Almost New Year!) Originally posted on Videogum on September 23, 2008: I've...  CONTINUE READING WAS THERE REALLY A 1-900 NUMBER FOR CRYING?»

Posted on December 29, 2008 in , (5 comments)
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Grown Man Throws Wii At TV, Then Cries For His Mama

This is so everywhere, but Wii-throwing videos never get old: Well first, of course, That's Your Boyfriend. And second: it's kind of touching and heartfelt when he cradles the TV in his arms while crying "Mama!" It's kind of like...  CONTINUE READING GROWN MAN THROWS WII AT TV, THEN CRIES FOR HIS MAMA»

Posted on December 16, 2008 in , (10 comments)
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This Girl Meeting David Archuleta Is Me Meeting Tina Fey

Which hasn't and will never happen, but this would be exactly it. In fact, Tina would even be wearing this shirt and this amused, yet really uncomfortable, smile: It's not as good as The Tragic Events Of May 21, 2008,...  CONTINUE READING THIS GIRL MEETING DAVID ARCHULETA IS ME MEETING TINA FEY»

Posted on December 1, 2008 in , (5 comments)
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Was There Really A 1-900 Number For Crying?

I've watched this eight times, and I still can't tell if it's real: The YouTube info says it aired in the early '90s, but the YouTube info could say it was made by aliens and it would mean just as...  CONTINUE READING WAS THERE REALLY A 1-900 NUMBER FOR CRYING?»

Posted on September 23, 2008 in , , (8 comments)
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