We toss the term "your boyfriend" around a lot, but seriously, this guy is your boyfriend. When he gets out of jail, you guys are going to move in together and get totally in-love married. He should team up with... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: TERRIBLE THIEF»
Posted on March 24, 2009 in Justice, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Alcohol | Crime | Criminals
Soulja Boy's house was robbed at gunpoint over the weekend. Oh no! If that can happen to Soulja Boy then it could basically happen to any 18-year-old with a surprisingly successful recording career fueled by self-promotional YouTube videos and the... CONTINUE READING SOULJA BOY WAS ROBBED BY SCARY MONSTERS»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Crime | Criminals | Justice | Soulja Boy
Here's some raw footage that the AP released yesterday of an inmate in a New Mexico jail "escaping through a small door leading to a plumber's chute." Supposedly. Eight inmates escaped Sunday, and five of them are still missing. Um,... CONTINUE READING LAW AND ORDER: STUPID VICTIMS UNIT»
Posted on August 29, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans, Caught On Tape, Justice
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Tags: Criminals | New Mexico | Prison | Surveillance Footage
This news has been bothering me all day. Wherever my craw is, that's where it's stuck. From the New York Post: Pint-size actress Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by federal investigators probing the accidental drug death of her... CONTINUE READING MARY KATE OLSEN HATES HAVING TO GO TO JAIL»
Posted on August 4, 2008 in Justice
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Tags: Criminals | Heath Ledger | Mary-Kate Olsen
UFC fighter Rampage Jackson was arrested yesterday after what journalists can't stop smirkily calling "a rampage." Get it? We might run out of Pulitzers this year. From Sports Illustrated: A patrol officer attempted to pull Jackson over after he was... CONTINUE READING QUINTON "RAMPAGE" JACKSON IS THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF GOING TO JAIL»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Alex Blagg | Criminals | Quinton Rampage Jackson | UFC
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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