As we know, my favorite news story is (and will always be) LINDSAY LOHAN'S SCRAM BRACELET. And my second favorite news story is the current political scandal in South Carolina. But Jodie Foster being…   Read Story »

E-Trade responds to Lindsay Lohan's spurious lawsuit against them for their milkaholic baby commercial by filing legal paperwork filled with blog quotes about how Lindsay stinks. I know it's only…   Read Story »

"This is where I have to apologize (one ‘p'!) to Nick Madson. I'm sorry I merely called you a 'thief.' You are also an asshole, sociopath and liar." ZINGATOUILLE!   Read Story »

Before we get into this, I would just like to remind everyone that life is hard, and that we should all be so lucky as to find something that makes us happy in this world. There is no pride or glory…   Read Story »

Last week, Steven Seagal was accused of hiring executive assistants off of Craigslist to work as sex slaves. Now, two more women have come forward with similar accusations. Uh oh. But again, when you…   Read Story »

The creators of the German World War II movie, Downfall, have made a copyright claim against all of the "Hitler Gets Mad When He Learns..." Internet-meme videos. Of course, this is just the type of…   Read Story »

OK, so I know that neither Frankie Muniz nor the creators of Agent Cody Banks actually invented the over-the-sunglasses-pulled-down-the-nose-stare. That was invented by a Diet Sprite commercial.…   Read Story »

Last night, Martin Bashir interviewed Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse on Nightline about the Juggalo phenomenon, horrorcore, and the community's connection to actual violent…   Read Story »

Oh man, I love a good parking placard scandal no matter what, who doesn't, but I especially love a good parking placard scandal involving renowned bored billionaire Jerry Seinfeld ("could Jerry…   Read Story »

He's back, and he has a message for the haterz. NSFW language, guys, so headphones UP. You (still) mad! My favorite thing* about these videos is that I haven't really seen any of the things that…   Read Story »