I'm sure that his sensitivity has opened him up to you emotionally and sexually in ways that you've never experienced with your previous lovers. But he needs to grow a pair if he's ever going to GET THAT MONEY.... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: THIS FUCKING CRYBABY*»
Posted on October 22, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
(78 comments)
Tags: Banks | Crime | Crying | Love Conquers All
Hahahahhahahaha. Roman Polanski's request to be released on bail was denied? That's weird! Guy seems super trustworthy with that kind of stuff. From the AP: Roman Polanski's three decades as a fugitive are coming back to haunt him. Noting his... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: ROMAN POLANSKI IS A FLIGHT RISK»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in Justice
(18 comments)
Tags: Crime | Rape-Rape | Roman Polanski | Switzerland
You know that you should tell your parents that you voted for her, but it just hasn't seemed like the right time. It's not that you're scared of what they'll say, your parents have always supported you, but you... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR MAYOR: WELLFORD MAYOR SALLIE PEAKE»
Posted on September 25, 2009 in Justice, Politics
(26 comments)
Tags: Crime | Justice | Mayors | Running
Check these fun guys out. To serve (digital bowling balls) and protect (their high scores). From the AP: Minutes after storming into the Florida home of a convicted drug dealer, some Polk county undercover drug investigators were caught on tape... CONTINUE READING COPS TAKE A QUICK BREAK FROM RAIDING DRUG DEALER'S HOUSE TO PLAY WII BOWLING. WHAT?»
Posted on September 22, 2009 in Justice, Video Games
(21 comments)
Tags: Crime | Drugs | Police | Wii
This video should be posted everywhere. Look at that jerk. Let's all look at him. Remember during his interview with Larry King when he complained that he could do so much more good for the community than just picking... CONTINUE READING CHRIS BROWN SUFFERS IN SILENCE»
Posted on September 17, 2009 in Justice
(33 comments)
Tags: Assholes | Chris Brown | Community Service | Crime | Prison
It is 2009, so it just makes sense that the FCC wants to re-open the 2004 Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake Superbowl halftime show obscenity case. IT JUST MAKES SENSE. Justice must be served. Some of the kids who were... CONTINUE READING THE PERFECT CRIME REVISITED»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in Justice
(28 comments)
Tags: Breasts | Crime | FCC | Janet Jackson | Justin TImberlake | Super Bowl
Oh boy. Don't get me wrong: I HATE child abduction. Anyone who knows me knows that I have always been very anti-child abduction. I'm also against child murder. As far as I'm concerned, and I know this is a... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR MUSIC VIDEO: MISS LOLITAS' "AMBER ALERT"»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Justice, Music Related Content
(41 comments)
Tags: Children | Crime | Kidnapping | Miss Lolitas
I know that you hate to play by the rules, and dammnit, that is what makes you so effective, but the DA has been on my ass all year. You know how this works. You're off the case! Shit has... CONTINUE READING I AM GOING TO NEED YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN»
Posted on August 12, 2009 in Supercuts
(32 comments)
Tags: Badges | Cops | Crime | Guns
Both figuratively and literally. Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim called the police after being "attacked" by Real Housewife of Atlanta Nene. Fair enough. But does she really have to use the call as publicity for the new season and also... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA ARE LOSING THEIR SHIT»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Justice, Reality TV
(12 comments)
Tags: Crime | Economic Crisis | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
So it turned out that a guy who seemed like a Miley Cyrus stalker was a Miley Cyrus stalker. It's just like Freud said: sometimes a Miley Cyrus stalker is just a Miley Cyrus stalker (Fun Fact: Sigmund Freud was... CONTINUE READING CECI N'EST PAS UNE MILEY CYRUS STALKER»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Caught On Tape
(22 comments)
Tags: Crime | Mark McLeod | Mental Illness | Miley Cyrus | Superfans
This is a neat and also HIGHLY DANCEABLE PSA put together by the Italian government to remind people that when you buy cocaine, you are funding the mafia, and I guess you shouldn't? I don't speak Italian so it's hard... CONTINUE READING IF WE KEEP BUYING ALL THIS COCAINE, THEN THE MAFIA WINS»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in PSAs
(15 comments)
Tags: Cocaine | Crime | Italy | Mafia
Pauly Shore might sue Sacha Baron Cohen. From the New York Daily News: There may be more trouble brewing for Sacha Baron Cohen. Comedian Pauly Shore is the latest person to threaten the "Bruno" star with legal action, claiming that... CONTINUE READING PAULY SHORE IS THREATENING TO SUE SACHA BARON COHEN, BUUUUUDY»
Posted on July 1, 2009 in Justice
(22 comments)
Tags: Adopted | Bruno | Crime | Pauly Shore | Sacha Baron Cohen
The Informant trailer, you guys: Huh. I actually read The Informant, Kurt Eichenwald's account of Mark Whitacre's enthusiastic participation in a covert FBI investigation into Archer Daniels Midland (supermarket to the world). I read it after hearing a really good... CONTINUE READING THE INFORMANT! SURE GOT WACKY AND FAT ALL OF A SUDDEN»
Posted on July 1, 2009 in Trailer
(25 comments)
Tags: Archer Daniels Midland | Crime | Joel McHale | Justice | Kurt Eichenwald | Matt Damon | Steven Soderbergh | The Informant! | Tony Hale
It's weird how your boyfriend, the channel 7 affiliate for the Sugarcreek Township area's news team, is so insistent on broadcasting footage of dudes who are at worst mildly confused exhibitionists. Take, for example, your boyfriend's recent report on... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: SUGARCREEK TOWNSHIP NEWS TEAM»
Posted on June 10, 2009 in Local News, That's Your Boyfriend
(21 comments)
Tags: 50 Cent | Assholes | Crime | Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Sugarcreek Township | Swimsuits | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
BREAKING NEWS: Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy, has been ARRESTED for BEATING UP A PROSTITUTE. No cloth in the world could possibly be absorbent enough to soak up our tears. Sorry. Boo. But seriously, that's fucking awful.... CONTINUE READING HOPEFULLY MORE SLAP THAN CHOP»
Posted on March 27, 2009 in Justice
(22 comments)
Tags: Crime | Shamwow | Slap Chop | Vince Offer
We toss the term "your boyfriend" around a lot, but seriously, this guy is your boyfriend. When he gets out of jail, you guys are going to move in together and get totally in-love married. He should team up with... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: TERRIBLE THIEF»
Posted on March 24, 2009 in Justice, That's Your Boyfriend
(14 comments)
Tags: Alcohol | Crime | Criminals
Kelly Killoren Bensimon has been arrested! For assault! From the NY Daily News: Kelly Killoren Bensimon, 40, was arrested last week for misdemeanor assault after 30-year-old Nicholas Stefanov called cops, saying she punched him. Bensimon, who appears on Bravo's hit... CONTINUE READING THE NEWEST REAL HOUSEWIFE OF NEW YORK IS AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Justice
(4 comments)
Tags: Crime | Fighting | Kelly Killoren Bensimon | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Remember when Jeremy Piven backed out of the Broadway play he was in because he claimed that there was too much mercury in his bloodstream because he ate too much sushi? Surely you remember this. It has been a national... CONTINUE READING JEREMY PIVEN HAS TO GO TO ACTOR COURT TO DEFEND HIS SUSHI LIES»
Posted on February 25, 2009 in Justice
(8 comments)
Tags: Actor Court | Crime | Emmys | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
An 18-year-old boy ("man," if you are a judge) has been accused of using Facebook to sexually abuse classmates from his high school. We're gonna need a bigger :(. This is the second horrible Facebook crime I have heard about... CONTINUE READING WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN FOR US TO SHUT THIS WHOLE THING DOWN?»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Justice
(26 comments)
Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground | Crime | Facebook
Remember when Paris Hilton went on Letterman and he was just ruthless with her? Now imagine that Paris Hilton was the recently impeached governor of Illinois accused of attempting to sell a United States Senate seat. That's hot. Seriously, with... CONTINUE READING ROD BLAGOJEVICH REFUSES TO STOP DIGGING THIS HOLE!»
Posted on February 4, 2009 in Late Night, Politics
(8 comments)
Tags: Crime | David Letterman | Rod Blagojevich
(thanks for the tip, Max) "They're only reporting on this because she's white," or "We are going to find him, and we are going to put him in habijrail."... CONTINUE READING BREAKING: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS DANGEROUS CRIMINAL»
Posted on January 30, 2009 in Local News
(7 comments)
Tags: Crime
Flawless. From FOX 35: A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco. Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when she was calling him down... CONTINUE READING THE PERFECT CRIME»
Posted on January 21, 2009 in Justice
(18 comments)
Tags: Crime | Tacos | Zachary Moir
Whitney Port's Hills spin-off The City is so painfully contrived and boring and stupid and annoying that we have decided not to watch it. I don't mean "we" in the blog-standard royal "we" as a coy stand-in for "I" definition... CONTINUE READING MAYBE WE SHOULD BE WATCHING THE CITY»
Posted on January 9, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Reality TV
(8 comments)
Tags: Crime | Nevan Donahue | Oxycontin | The City | The Hills | Whitney Port
Soulja Boy's house was robbed at gunpoint over the weekend. Oh no! If that can happen to Soulja Boy then it could basically happen to any 18-year-old with a surprisingly successful recording career fueled by self-promotional YouTube videos and the... CONTINUE READING SOULJA BOY WAS ROBBED BY SCARY MONSTERS»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in Justice
(7 comments)
Tags: Crime | Criminals | Justice | Soulja Boy
Videogum has been respectfully silent on the Dane Cook dog poop scandal, but now it's getting ridiculous. (Wait, NOW it's getting ridiculous?) Basically, Dane Cook's dog pooped all over the common area of his apartment complex. He denied it, but... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK SHOULD BE A LAWYER!»
Posted on September 22, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Justice
(5 comments)
Tags: Crime | Dane Cook
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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