If only Paul Haggis was as good at writing movies as he is at writing incendiary letters condemning the Church of Scientology (of which he was a member for 35 years, which is such a ridiculously long time). ... CONTINUE READING PAUL HAGGIS'S LETTER TO THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY»
Posted on October 26, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Crash | Paul Haggis | Scientology
The trailer for Crossing Over, starring Harrison Ford, Ashley Judd, and our collective cognitive dissonance about immigration: You know what I want to ask myself instead of asking myself why so many risk so much to come to this country?... CONTINUE READING CRASH 2: GET OFF MY COUNTRY!»
Posted on November 13, 2008 in Documentaries, Trailer
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Tags: Ashley Judd | Crash | Crossing Over | Errol Morris | Harrison Ford | Vampire Weekend
Wait a second. They made Crash into a TV show? THEY MADE CRASH INTO A TV SHOW! (via The Hater) FUUUUUUUCK. I mean, I know that this is really only bad news to the 30 people who subscribe to Starz,... CONTINUE READING WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND THE WORST ALL OVER?»
Posted on September 10, 2008 in What America Wants
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Tags: Crash | Crash: The Series
When I told a friend of mine that we were going to be talking about Crash this week, the race one, not the fetish sex one, my friend said that it didn't belong in this Hunt. She said that everyone... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: CRASH»
Posted on August 11, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Brendan Fraser | Crash | Don Cheadle | Larenz Tate | Ludacris | Matt Dillon | Ryan Phillipe | Sandra Bullock
The new slogan for Denny's, the late night sober-up diner that everyone associates with racism, is actually "Nothing good happens after midnight. Except Denny's." Clearly, they're going for a "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" level of conversational saturation,... CONTINUE READING NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER MIDNIGHT. EXCEPT DENNY'S.»
Posted on May 30, 2008 in Commercials
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Tags: Coldplay | Crash | Denny's | Harold And Kumar | Waiting
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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