Noted Jason Statham fan and the best comedian Patton Oswalt wrote a funny and touching blog post last night, explaining why he wasn't part of the Crank 2: High Voltage comedian twitter party last Thursday. He was having a baby... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT'S NEW BABY VS CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in Stand Up Comedy
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Tags: Babies | Crank 2 | Jason Statham | Patton Oswalt
LOL. Lots Of Love. OK. That is not a very good tagline. Especially for a movie that pretends like it's about to excitetrocute your brain with funtricity. But surely they could have come up with an even worse Crank... CONTINUE READING SURELY THERE IS AN EVEN WORSE CRANK 2 TAGLINE»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in Citizen Marketing, Movie Posters
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Tags: Crank 2 | Jason Statham
Trailer for Crank 2, you guys: Obviously, this movie is insane. It's a clear expression of how difficult it's becoming to raise the stakes in a genre that's gone off the rails. The now-virtually-impossible goal of showing audiences something they've... CONTINUE READING CRANK 2 IS JUST FUCKING WITH US NOW»
Posted on February 24, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Crank 2 | Jason Statham | Megan Fox | of Montreal
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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