Yoa giys shood call this mavie! Yoo cold buy FAMIS! I'm sure this movie is going to be really really good. I don't know who Cuirtis Jackson is, but if it's got "a mall scenes" in it, maels prortrying... CONTINUE READING CUIRTIS "50 CANT" JICKSON'S NEW MAVIE LOOKS GREET!»
Posted on November 4, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: 50 Cent | Craigslist | Extras | LOLk
There are very few constants in life. Friends move. Loved ones die. Americans lack the job security they once considered a reliable fact of quotidian life. Young people today can expect on average to have seven different jobs in their... CONTINUE READING WEIRD AL DON'T EVER DIE»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in Music Related Content, Parodies
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Tags: Craigslist | Death | The Doors | Weird Al Yankovic
This is a "real" Craigslist posting. Which is to say it is really on Craigslist. The content of the post is obviously fake. Well, that was awful. Oh wait, it goes on (and on, and on):... CONTINUE READING CRAIGSLIST + REALITY TV + MISOGYNY = VIRAL MARKETING FOR YOUR SHITTY BAND?»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in Ad Wizards, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Craigslist | Fag Hag | Reality TV
Angelina Jolie is currently in Washington D.C. shooting a new espionage thriller called Salt. Variety described the movie thusly: Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being... CONTINUE READING AT LEAST ONE SCENE IN ANGELINA JOLIE'S SALT WILL BE AMAZING»
Posted on April 10, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Children | Craigslist | Karate | Salt
A guy on Craigslist in Chicago leaves a Missed Connection for Brody Jenner. Is Brody secretly gay? More importantly, is rubbing ice cubes on your chest something that people in Chicago think is seductive?... CONTINUE READING DESPERATELY SEEKING BRODY»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance | Craigslist | Homosexuals | Sex
You guys, remember 2008? That year was nuuuuuuuuts. Oh man, so many great memories. Hey, remember in 2008 when all those people were videotaping themselves dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and posting the videos on YouTube? There was even that... CONTINUE READING A NATIONAL TV SHOW HAS FINALLY PICKED UP ON THIS WHOLE "SINGLE LADIES" THING»
Posted on January 7, 2009 in Casting Calls, Music Related Content, Newsmagazines, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Beyoncé | Craigslist
I heard somewhere that the current economic crisis is the worst we've faced since the Great Depression! That sounds really bad! The Great Depression was ZERO FUN. Anyway, it's affecting everyone. If you haven't lost your job by now, you're... CONTINUE READING TIMES IS TOUGH»
Posted on December 8, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Craigslist | Sonic Youth | Televisiom Executives
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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