Yoa giys shood call this mavie! Yoo cold buy FAMIS! I'm sure this movie is going to be really really good. I don't know who Cuirtis Jackson is, but if it's got "a mall scenes" in it, maels prortrying... CONTINUE READING CUIRTIS "50 CANT" JICKSON'S NEW MAVIE LOOKS GREET!»
Posted on November 4, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: 50 Cent | Craigslist | Extras | LOLk
There are very few constants in life. Friends move. Loved ones die. Americans lack the job security they once considered a reliable fact of quotidian life. Young people today can expect on average to have seven different jobs in their... CONTINUE READING WEIRD AL DON'T EVER DIE»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in Music Related Content, Parodies
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Tags: Craigslist | Death | The Doors | Weird Al Yankovic
This is a "real" Craigslist posting. Which is to say it is really on Craigslist. The content of the post is obviously fake. Well, that was awful. Oh wait, it goes on (and on, and on):... CONTINUE READING CRAIGSLIST + REALITY TV + MISOGYNY = VIRAL MARKETING FOR YOUR SHITTY BAND?»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in Ad Wizards, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Craigslist | Fag Hag | Reality TV
Angelina Jolie is currently in Washington D.C. shooting a new espionage thriller called Salt. Variety described the movie thusly: Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being... CONTINUE READING AT LEAST ONE SCENE IN ANGELINA JOLIE'S SALT WILL BE AMAZING»
Posted on April 10, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Children | Craigslist | Karate | Salt
A guy on Craigslist in Chicago leaves a Missed Connection for Brody Jenner. Is Brody secretly gay? More importantly, is rubbing ice cubes on your chest something that people in Chicago think is seductive?... CONTINUE READING DESPERATELY SEEKING BRODY»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance | Craigslist | Homosexuals | Sex
You guys, remember 2008? That year was nuuuuuuuuts. Oh man, so many great memories. Hey, remember in 2008 when all those people were videotaping themselves dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and posting the videos on YouTube? There was even that... CONTINUE READING A NATIONAL TV SHOW HAS FINALLY PICKED UP ON THIS WHOLE "SINGLE LADIES" THING»
Posted on January 7, 2009 in Casting Calls, Music Related Content, Newsmagazines, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Beyoncé | Craigslist
I heard somewhere that the current economic crisis is the worst we've faced since the Great Depression! That sounds really bad! The Great Depression was ZERO FUN. Anyway, it's affecting everyone. If you haven't lost your job by now, you're... CONTINUE READING TIMES IS TOUGH»
Posted on December 8, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Craigslist | Sonic Youth | Televisiom Executives
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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