Wait. Wait, wait, wait. You are telling me that for the past 20 YEARS, Steven Seagal has been working as a police officer in New Orleans IN BETWEEN FILMS? Haha. First of all, no. He hasn't. But still: incredible.... CONTINUE READING STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN IS A REAL SHOW»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Justice, New TV Shows, Reality TV
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Tags: Cops | Steven Seagal | Steven Seagal: Lawman
I know that you hate to play by the rules, and dammnit, that is what makes you so effective, but the DA has been on my ass all year. You know how this works. You're off the case! Shit has... CONTINUE READING I AM GOING TO NEED YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN»
Posted on August 12, 2009 in Supercuts
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Tags: Badges | Cops | Crime | Guns
A little girl in California had her lemonade stand shut down by cops. Between this and all the 7-year-olds stealing cars these days, I think it is clear: we're gonna need a smaller jail! ... CONTINUE READING ANOTHER 7-YEAR-OLD RUNS INTO TROUBLE WITH THE LAW»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Children | Cops | Crimes | Lemonade | Prison
To paraphrase Evan, the tipster who sent this in, this may be the best wait for it on all of YouTube. Wait for it. Wait for it. You'll see it. Being a cop is hard! Be careful cops! Everything can... CONTINUE READING THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, THIS IS A KNIFE. WAIT, NO, THEY'RE ALL KNIVES!»
Posted on June 10, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Cops | Dance-Offs | Knives
After so many videos of people getting tazed by police, it's nice to see a victory for the tazees. Run, wizard! Be free! You earned it with your being completely nuts and your charming disregard for the English language... CONTINUE READING ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER WIZARD TAZED»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Cops | Tazers | Wizards
This picture has had me laughing for two days, so I figured I would post it. Whatever. It's Friday, you ain't got no job, you ain't got shit to do. Look at him. He's on the set of his new... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: ORLANDO BLOOM IS NOT A COP»
Posted on April 17, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Cops | Main Street | Orlando Bloom
It's cool because it's, like, there's actually a lot thrown in there that goes right over the kids' heads but keeps the parents watching too, you know? In last week's episode, for example, this penguin was about to frisk... CONTINUE READING COPS: FOR KIDS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SHOW»
Posted on March 6, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Children | Cops
Remember last summer when Josh Brolin got in trouble with the cops at a bar in Shreveport, Louisiana with his fellow W. actor Jeffrey Wright? Today TMZ sent out the video of the totally passive-seeming actors getting pepper sprayed in... CONTINUE READING DON'T TAZE JOSH BROLIN, BRO»
Posted on January 6, 2009 in Caught On Tape
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Tags: Cops | Jeffrey Wright | Josh Brolin | W
Homophobia is a huge thing in the African American and especially hip hop community, so it's not like I don't understand why Lil Wayne might be reticent about being open with his sexuality. So, he does what he has... CONTINUE READING LIL WAYNE'S "MRS. OFFICER" VIDEO WOULD BE HOTTER IF LIL WAYNE WAS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL»
Posted on October 31, 2008 in Music Related Content
(16 comments)
Tags: Cops | Homosexuality | Lil Wayne
Cop 1: So I says to the guy, 'If you don't get your hands on the wheel where I can see 'em, you won't have any hands.' Because I was going to shoot the guy's hands. I mean, I wasn't... CONTINUE READING EPIC COP FAILS: PART ONE»
Posted on September 23, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Cops | FAIL | Flight Of The Conchords | Justice | Penises
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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