It's not unusual in a relationship for one person in the relationship to not get along with the other's friends as much as the other person in the relationship might like. And sure, it can be difficult to inherit... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: NICK»
Posted on November 18, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Computers | Jerks
OK, let's try this again. So, imagine that this caterpillar is your identity, and Kimbo Slice is a cyber-criminal who wants to do something bad to it. Your computer is a pool of syrup and your keyboard is your... CONTINUE READING YOU GUYS, WE SHOULD BUY MORE CATERPILLERS. OR KIMBO SLICE. OR SOMETHING.»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Caterpillars | Computers | Devendra Banhart | Kimbo Slice | Neighbors
This footage from a 1980s computer fair is mesmerizing. I was going to say that they don't make nerds like they used to, but they basically do.... CONTINUE READING COMPUTER NERD PARKING LOT»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in Where Were They Then?
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Tags: 1980s | Computers | Nerds
Oh, I get it. OK, so, imagine that your computer is a chicken. And that Dokken is a computer virus. Now imagine that the desk where you keep your chicken is the wing of an airplane. And imagine that... CONTINUE READING YOU GUYS, WE SHOULD BUY MORE CHICKEN. AND DOKKEN. OR SOMETHING.»
Posted on September 9, 2009 in Free Advertising
(15 comments)
Tags: Chicken | Computers | Dokken
After Jessica Biel finished up her morning Bikram yoga in her private roof-deck yoga studio, she kissed her yoga instructor on both cheeks and sent her off in a chartered helicopter. She made her way down to the kitchen, where... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JESSICA BIEL GOOGLES HERSELF»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Computers | Google | Jessica Biel | Screensaver | The Lawnmower Man
I saw this yesterday (whatever this is) and thought it was too dumb (and fake) to post, but so many of you have sent it in as a tip, that apparently it's your favorite thing, and it follows that those... CONTINUE READING FINE, GUY CATCHES LAPTOP WITH HIS BUTT»
Posted on August 12, 2009 in Viral Marketing
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Tags: Butts | Computers
In 2007, you went on a backpacking trip through Europe for two weeks (you remember. 2007? JEAN LUC?!). You told your girlfriend about it numerous times, and called her to tell her goodbye before you left. But somehow, she... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: GIRL WHO SENDS ALL THE EMAILS TO BOYFRIEND WHILE HE'S TRAVELING»
Posted on August 10, 2009 in That's Your Girlfriend
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Tags: Computers | Europe | Exotic Travel | Love
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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