New Gossip Girl Posters Will Not Piss Off Your Parents

Remember the original ads for season 2 of Gossip Girl that showed two kids fucking Like Water for Chocolate style with a salacious quote like "Your Mom's Going To Barf," or "This Show Will Fuck Your Mouth"? Well there's a... CONTINUE READING NEW GOSSIP GIRL POSTERS WILL NOT PISS OFF YOUR PARENTS»

Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey Takes The Fashion World By Stupid

OK, so last week Jenny Humphrey quit her job with Eleanor Waldorf and decided to start her own fashion line, and as this week's episode opens Jenny is just putting the finishing touches on a final dress. What? I'm not... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: JENNY HUMPHREY TAKES THE FASHION WORLD BY STUPID»

Gossip Girl: Blair Has An Itch That Only Chuck Can Have Sex With

We open this week on Blair masturbating. Haha. That sentence. We open this week on Blair masturbating. OK! Dorata, her maid, catches her and tells her that God is always watching. Um, shut up, Dorata. Considering the fact that this... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BLAIR HAS AN ITCH THAT ONLY CHUCK CAN HAVE SEX WITH»

Did This Week's Fringe Predict The Future Of Chuck Bass?

I meant to write about this yesterday, but did anyone notice Chris Eigeman on this week's Fringe? He played an evil pharmaceutical CEO who is using humans as experimental weapons blah blah blah the pattern. He was a real patternhead.... CONTINUE READING DID THIS WEEK'S FRINGE PREDICT THE FUTURE OF CHUCK BASS?»

Posted on October 23, 2008 in Where Are They Now? (6 comments)
Tags: Chris Eigeman | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Fringe | Future

Chuck Bass Has A Band

They're called The Filthy Youth. They sound like the Libertines. Here they are playing a song called "The Confidence" (via GoldenFiddle): I really hope they work this into an episode. Like, Serena runs into The Box to use the bathroom... CONTINUE READING CHUCK BASS HAS A BAND»

Posted on October 22, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Music Related Content (6 comments)
Tags: Charlie Trout | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | The Filthy Youth

Gossip Girl: Serena Should Be Given Up For Adoption

Bart Bass is back from Billionaire Island or whatever, so it's time for the Basses and the Van Der Woodsens to become a family. Because Lilly and Bart got married last spring, and you know the rule about when both... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: SERENA SHOULD BE GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION»

Gossip Girl: Yale Ready For This

This week's episode opens with a dream sequence. It's basically My Fair Lady, with Blair as Eliza Doolittle taking diction lessons from Henry Higgins, who we will later recognize as the dean of Yale, and then Serena walks in and... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: YALE READY FOR THIS»

Chuck Bass Wants Us To Vote

Well, it turns out that even though the registration deadline has already passed in many states, there were still some celebrities left over who hadn't made a viral voting video. So here's yet another one, with Anne Hathaway, the cast... CONTINUE READING CHUCK BASS WANTS US TO VOTE»

Posted on October 8, 2008 in Politics, Viral Video (8 comments)
Tags: Andy Dick | Anne Hathaway | Chuck Bass | Gossip Girl | Vote

Gossip Girl: Charlie Trout, Don Grumphrey, Clair Waldorn, And Selena Ban Der Foodsen Go To Fashion Week

It's Fashion Week! This is obviously a show about high school because the most important thing to remember is IT'S FASHION WEEK. I remember when I was in high school every fall it was like "Ugh, isn't western civ over... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: CHARLIE TROUT, DON GRUMPHREY, CLAIR WALDORN, AND SELENA BAN DER FOODSEN GO TO FASHION WEEK»

Gossip Girl: Looks Like The Chuck Bass Has Become The Master

It's the first day back to school, so you know what that means! Actually, I thought I knew what that meant, but I clearly don't. Within the first five minutes of the show both Serena and Jenny Humphrey suggest to... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: LOOKS LIKE THE CHUCK BASS HAS BECOME THE MASTER»

Gossip Girl: Our National Dan And Serena Nightmare Comes To An End

It's still summer in New York City, according to Gossip Girl. It's 102 degrees! Everyone is so sweaty! Things pick up where they left off last week. Nate is apologizing to Vanessa for standing her up last week but also... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: OUR NATIONAL DAN AND SERENA NIGHTMARE COMES TO AN END»

Gossip Girl: With Parents Like These, Who Needs Children

Picking up where we left off last week, the children are all in the Hamptons, but summer is winding down and it's time to return to the big city. Dan and Serena wake up on a beach after fucking all... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: WITH PARENTS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS CHILDREN»

Gossip Girl: And Here We...Go

Just in time! Last night, I watched the season 1 finale of Gossip Girl right before season 2 began. I did it! Success! I win/lose! So, after Dan broke up with Serena and Chuck left Blair waiting on the helipad... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: AND HERE WE...GO»

The Cover Of The Gossip Girl Season 2 DVD Promo Screener Is The Funniest Thing

"Oh gosh, no, Chuck. I couldn't eat another piece. Not to mention the fact that i like my pie served on a plate. And I like to eat human-sized portions of pie. That piece of pie is as big as... CONTINUE READING THE COVER OF THE GOSSIP GIRL SEASON 2 DVD PROMO SCREENER IS THE FUNNIEST THING»

Posted on August 27, 2008 in Soap Operas, Wait For It... (6 comments)
Tags: Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl

Chuck And Blair Are Probably Just Talking About Last Winter

There are thee leaked scenes from season 2 of Gossip Girl on the internet right now. I'm not watching them because as far as I'm concerned, it's still late winter at Constance. Can you believe Georgina is back? I wonder... CONTINUE READING CHUCK AND BLAIR ARE PROBABLY JUST TALKING ABOUT LAST WINTER»

So It Begins: Gossip Girl

Lindsay covered Gossip Girl at the tail end of last season, when it was roundly being declared one of the most bloggable shows on television, but it didn't really stick. Something about the show's "Gilmore Girls of the Upper East... CONTINUE READING SO IT BEGINS: GOSSIP GIRL»

Gossip Girl Finale Scene: Chuck And Blair Wake Up Together

This full scene from next week's Gossip Girl finale contains flirtation, plotting against Georgina, and the revelation that Chuck Bass wears his scarf during sex: He's Chuck Bass, and he has scars on his back that prove things. He's Chuck... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL FINALE SCENE: CHUCK AND BLAIR WAKE UP TOGETHER»

Posted on May 14, 2008 in Spoilers, Teen Soap Operas (2 comments)
Tags: Blair | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester

Gossip Girl: "The Non-Judging Breakfast Club"

Fine, I'll watch Gossip Girl, but only because it's ridiculous and there's only one episode left. If you don't watch the sometimes-addictive teen drama, you're probably wondering why some people you know today are saying "I'm Chuck Bass." As a... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: "THE NON-JUDGING BREAKFAST CLUB"»

Posted on May 13, 2008 in Spoilers, Teen Soap Operas (2 comments)
Tags: Blake Lively | Chuck Bass | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester