Whoa. Look out Kirk Cameron! This girl from Romania hates you! Haha. It's true, Kirk Cameron is a total ssssssnake! I'm glad that no one told her that Kirk Cameron is basically a sub-Stephen Baldwin joke at this point. If... CONTINUE READING A GIRL IN ROMANIA HATES KIRK CAMERON ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US»
Posted on September 22, 2009 in Vlogging
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Tags: Christians | Kirk Cameron | Romania
Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so crazy... CONTINUE READING HAVE A GREAT SUMMER AND STAY SWEET, YOU GUYS!»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in Alternate Endings
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alan Alda | Alec Baldwin | Amy Poehler | Andy Rooney | Babies | Bunnies | Cats | Christians | Dogs | Intervention | Jason Segel | Jesus | Jon Hamm | Judd Apatow | Kal Penn | Kids | Kittens | Mad Men | Mark Gormley | Obsessed | Party Down | Paul Rudd | Puppies | Sarah Silverman | The Room | Tina Fey | Tiptoes | Toilets | Vaginas
This is a trailer for a movie called Come What May, but the working title was This Is Your Movie: "YOU CAN'T ABORTION THE TRUTH!" --Jack Nicholson's Character The plot description of this movie is pretty smart:... CONTINUE READING FINALLY! A PRO-LIFE VERSION OF A FEW GOOD MEN»
Posted on May 7, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Abortion | Christians | Come What May | Law And Order: SVU
Treasure Blind appears to be a movie about a schlubby, silent man who finds a treasure map in braille to the tune of a musak version of the "Steak Beef: It's What's For Dinner" commercial. Then a little blond blind... CONTINUE READING TREASURE BLIND: "GOD GAVE ME 20/20 FINGERS"»
Posted on May 5, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Christian | Christians | Jesus | Treasure Blind
WARNING: These highlights from an interview/infomercial on Christian TV starring a "Christian Health Evangelist" and kind of Music Man of holy colon cleansing are totally disgusting. But since these aired on Christian TV, and are amazing and hilarious and totally... CONTINUE READING THE ALMIGHTY CLEANSE: THE GROSSEST CHRISTIAN INFOMERCIAL EVER»
Posted on May 5, 2009 in Commercials, Gross
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Tags: Christian | Christians | Cleanse | Infomercials | Jesus
This has to be the best commercial for a church of all time. I only wish I lived in this town and could have made it to Satan's funeral: The YouTube description says this isn't a parody and aired on... CONTINUE READING SATAN IS DEAD!»
Posted on April 29, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | Satan | The Devil
Wow. What follows is the most exciting internet mystery since, like, Mark Gormley, but weirder: Sara Schaefer over at God's Tumblr (and elsewhere!) was searching for something random ("jesus love letter") on YouTube this afternoon when she stumbled down a... CONTINUE READING HELP US SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE CHRISAGIS BROTHERS»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in WebJunk, WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Brian Chrisagis | Christians | Depeche Mode | Jesus | Mysteries | Shawn Chrisagis | The Chrisagis Brothers
Not to be all Professor Mimes over here, but are these guys, who are your mimes, even miming? Does this count? Never in my life have I wanted there to be a Mime Court with a Presiding Mime Judge... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR MIME: K & K, THE CHRISTIAN MIMES»
Posted on April 17, 2009 in YouTube Fetishes
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Tags: Christians | K And K | Mimes
Yuck, this is an ad for Christianity (in general!) by the self-appointed defenders of the faith and Creation Museum creators, Answers In Genesis: I know: what? Let's try to unpack this unarguably misguided commercial. First, I know this is supposed... CONTINUE READING START BELIEVING IN GOD OR THIS KID WILL SHOOT»
Posted on April 13, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Christians | Guns | Jesus | Kids
So it seems that bad movie trailers in general and Christian ones in particular are the new cat videos. I'm trying to lay off for a while to not be such a broken record, but it's impossible when you guys... CONTINUE READING THOU SHALT LAUGH AT THE BIKE KING AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS»
Posted on April 1, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | The Bike King And The Ten Commandments
It came to pass in 2007 that there was a little conflict-free Christian movie called Praise Band: The Movie, and for it was made a trailer, and you will see the trailer, and you will say that it is good.... CONTINUE READING PRAISE BAND: THE MOVIE»
Posted on March 30, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Christians | Depeche Mode | Praise Band: The Movie
Just the other day, I was telling a friend how in the late '80s and early '90s my Christian school would go on regular field trips to the Civic Center or the stadium to see something called "The Power Team",... CONTINUE READING DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE POWER TEAM?»
Posted on March 18, 2009 in Video Skeletons
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | The Power Team | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Wow. The guys at Everything Is Terrible have put together my favorite "supercut" of all time: quick clips of local news reports from all over the country about where we were seeing Jesus (and the Virgin Mary) in 2008, complete... CONTINUE READING FINALLY TONIGHT: A SPOONFUL OF JESUS»
Posted on March 9, 2009 in Local News, Montages
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | Supercuts | The Virgin Mary
Aww, if you listen to the belabored lyrics in this low-budget country/Christian video, they're about random acts of kindness towards children in poverty. But oh, man, could the main dude and the little boy lip syncing to each other possibly... CONTINUE READING IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO TEACH BAD LIP SYNCING»
Posted on February 26, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Christians | Country Music
Just as we can learn a lot about moviemaking from bad movies, we can learn a lot about videomaking from Christian viral videos. This little boy is watching you, Dad: Some things we can learn: 1. Don't skimp on voice-over... CONTINUE READING I'M WATCHING YOU, DAD»
Posted on February 4, 2009 in Commercials, PSAs, Viral Video
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Tags: Christians
I can't decide who in this video is your boyfriend: the dude in the plaid shirt or the puppet that looks like a testicle, so let's just say you're two-timing them. Look away (from porn), kids!: That is Rod and... CONTINUE READING CREEPY CHRISTIANS TEACH KIDS ABOUT TEMPTATION»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in Children's Television, Creepy
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Tags: Christians | Jesus | Yo La Tengo
When I found out that there was going to be a documentary on HBO tonight about disgraced hypocrite Ted Haggard (Jesus Camp) who used to be a big fancy megachurch preacher and BFF with George Bush until it came out... CONTINUE READING HEY, LET'S ALL WATCH TED HAGGARD COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS SHITTY LIFE»
Posted on January 29, 2009 in Documentaries, Train Wreck Documentaries
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Tags: Christians | Ted Haggard
Ok, here's a game: it's called "CSI: YouTube," and it's where you try to figure out WTF a YouTube video is and why it exists. Like this one, where kids stand in the rain and say weird things like "Waiting... CONTINUE READING THERE'S A FLOOD COMING, AND IT'S MADE OF PSYCHOTIC CHRISTIAN KIDS»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Christians
I don't need to tell you to keep your eye on the dude in the middle, but be sure to catch his moonwalking (I think?) dance solo at the 1:55 mark: Also, what is that song? It sounds like a... CONTINUE READING BRING ON THE DANCING CHRISTIANS»
Posted on September 10, 2008 in Music Related Content, Video Skeletons
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Tags: Christians
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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