This is a picture of Christian Bale on the set of his new movie, The Fighter (via JustJared). YOINKS. As you can see, he's lost a lot of weight like that other time he lost a lot of weight, but... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIAN BALE PROBABLY WISHING HE'D SAVED THAT MELT DOWN FOR NOW»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Christian Bale | Health | Melt Downs | The Fighter
Back in the mid-90s, when I was just entering my late 40s (right after my first divorce), my dad picked me up from a movie theater in Chicago where I had just seen a Saturday matinee with a friend. On... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: TERMINATOR: SALVATION»
Posted on May 26, 2009 in The Videogum Movie Club
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Tags: Apocalypse | Christian Bale | McG | Robot Uprising | Sam Worthington | Terminator: Salvation
The thing about a Videogum Promise is that it trumps everything. It is that powerful. Our e-word is our iBond. So, yeah, Christian Bale rant-spoof videos are lame and already feel more tired than this baby fox, and yes, I... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM "TRACY MORGAN PROMISE": TRACY MORGAN'S CHRISTIAN BALE RANT»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Parodies
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Tags: Christian Bale | Tracy Morgan
Christian Bale has apologized for his on-set melt down by calling into the "Kevin and Bean Show" on KROQ. There's no better way to say your sorry than in-between Hollywood Harry's Gossip Round-Up and and Crazy Mike's Traffic Copter. And... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIAN BALE APOLOGIZES TO THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MORNING ZOO»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Christian Bale | Shane Hurlbut
We're just about finished here. The Christian Bale story has been squeezed dry. It's time to stop making mashups and start taking care of your children. Battle lines have been drawn between those who feel that Bale's rant was an... CONTINUE READING ONE LAST POST BEFORE WE PUT THIS CHRISTIAN BALE THING BEHIND US»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Christian Bale | Jay-Z | Shane Hurlbut | Terminator: Salvation
Christian Bale picked a wet towel up off the bathroom floor and hung it on the hook. He muttered something under his breath. Toby was always leaving his wet towels on the bathroom floor. Dirty dishes in the sink. The... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: CHRISTIAN BALE PERFORMS MAGIC AT A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY»
Posted on February 5, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Christian Bale
Wait! Don't look away just because the title suggests some sort of remix, mashup, or re-enactment of Christian Bale's freakout. I know we're all about to die of Christian Bale Mashup Fatigue. Last night I muttered to myself that if... CONTINUE READING STEPHEN COLBERT AND STEVE MARTIN RE-ENACT CHRISTIAN BALE'S FREAKOUT»
Posted on February 5, 2009 in Late Night
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Tags: Christian Bale | Stephen Colbert | Steve Martin | The Colbert Report
This is everywhere today, but Ain't It Cool News's Harry Knowles wrote a long defense of Christian Bale that is worth diving into for bits of hilarity such as this masterful sentence: "I know this because I happen to be... CONTINUE READING "SHANE WAS A PRETTY UNREPENTANT LIGHT TWEAKER."»
Posted on February 4, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Christian Bale | Harry Knowles | Terminator: Salvation
To Shane Hurlbut, and to my fans, I'm so fucking sorry that I lost control on the fucking set of Terminator Salvation. It was so fucking inappropriate. I could try and make some kind of excuse, about the stress of... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIAN BALE'S LETTER OF APOLOGY»
Posted on February 3, 2009 in An Open Letter
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Tags: Apologies | Christian Bale
Of course. We're just surprised it took a whole 12 hours.... CONTINUE READING THE CHRISTIAN BALE ASSHOLE FREAK OUT REMIXXXXXXX»
Posted on February 3, 2009 in Bloopers
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Tags: Assholes | Christian Bale
TMZ has audio of an outrageous fit that Christian Bale threw on the set of Terminator Salvation. It kind of makes that whole shoving his mom thing a lot less funny.... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIAN BALE DANCES WITH THE BEING AN ASSHOLE IN THE PALE SET OF TERMINATOR SALVATION»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Assholes | Christian Bale | Terminator: Salvation | Yo La Tengo
The UK's The Sun is reporting that Eddie Murphy will be playing the Riddler in the next Batman movie. Sure, UK's The Sun. Pink Is the New Blog points out that this startling casting decision isn't being reported anywhere else,... CONTINUE READING EDDIE MURPHY IS NOT GOING TO BE THE RIDDLER IN BATMAN 3»
Posted on December 18, 2008 in Casting Calls
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Tags: Batman | Christian Bale | Christopher Nolan | Eddie Murphy
Japanese Terminator: Salvation trailer, you guys: Time travel is insane. Like, once the first Terminator was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, if he were to succeed, then he would by the very nature of his mission have... CONTINUE READING TERMINATOR: SALVATION TO FEATURE THE STUPID BATMAN VOICE»
Posted on December 9, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Christian Bale | Girl Talk | McG | Terminator: Salvation
I'm looking forward to Terminator: Salvation. For one, I like Apocalyptic nightmares. For two, they cast Christian Bale as John Connor, thereby embracing the first rule of the modern action movie which is "cast Christian Bale in it." But that... CONTINUE READING TERMINATOR SALVATION HAS A SMALL PENIS»
Posted on November 25, 2008 in Movie Posters, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Christian Bale | James Cameron | McG | Terminator: Salvation
The internet has finally produced the most comprehensive side-by-side comparison of Christian Bale and Kermit The Frog, proving once and for all that while there is such a thing as having too much time on one's hands there's also such... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIAN BALE DANCES WITH THE GREEN FROG IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT»
Posted on September 2, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Christian Bale | David Byrne | Kermit The Frog
Now that it's been more than a month since the release of The Dark Knight and we can step back and finally have some perspective on the phenomenon of the second highest grossing movie of all time, one thing has... CONTINUE READING CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE FUCKING GUYS WERE BATMAN?»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in Nostalgia
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Tags: Adam West | Batman | Christian Bale | Coachella | George Clooney | Michael Keaton | The Dark Knight | Val Kilmer
The classic opening scene of American Psycho, starring a toddler as Patrick Bateman. "I use a no-tears shampoo, followed by a toothpaste with little or no flouride..." The original scene is here, which makes me want to watch the whole... CONTINUE READING AMERICAN PSYCHO STARRING A TODDLER»
Posted on August 4, 2008 in Parodies
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Tags: American Psycho | Christian Bale | Kanye West
God damn it. I saw Dark Knight last night, and stayed up until three in the morning writing a review of it only to find out that Sexman had already posted his review, and they are word for word exactly... CONTINUE READING SEXMAN STEALS MY DARK KNIGHT REVIEW»
Posted on July 21, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Christian Bale | Sexman | The Dark Knight
gabe: who would win in a fight, batman or iron man? lindsay: I'm not really sure what Batman would do to iron man. Clink his sword up against him? lindsay: Have a staring contest? gabe: i think that it would... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: BATMAN VS EVERYONE»
Posted on July 18, 2008 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Batman | Christian Bale | The Dark Knight
Quick, before the President of Entertainment starts flicking the lights on and off and putting the internet in detention. In the future, we will have sentient robots intent on our destruction but we still will not have mastered VCR tracking.... CONTINUE READING YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO WATCH THIS TERMINATOR: SALVATION TRAILER»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Christian Bale | Terminator: Salvation
In all the excitement over The Dark Knight have you thought "I wish they would make a dry parody of a 20/20 style profile piece on Bruce Wayne that was neither funny, interesting, nor insightful, and I wish it would... CONTINUE READING THE DARK KNIGHT SHOULD STICK TO UNVIRAL MARKETING»
Posted on June 24, 2008 in Viral Marketing
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Tags: Christian Bale | The Dark Knight
There's a new teaser clip from Dark Knight going around via WhySoSerious that gives you an exciting (not exciting) glimpse of the back of Harvey Dent-turned-Two Face's head. The crowds for Dark Knight are going to be nuts, but I'm... CONTINUE READING WHY SO ENOUGH ALREADY?»
Posted on June 17, 2008 in Wait For It...
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Tags: Batman | Christian Bale | Harvey Dent | The Dark Knight
If you live in New York, then you're under the tyrannical thumb of Time Warner or DirectTV for your programming options. But other parts of the country are served by Comcast, who are currently offering two new Dark Knight videos... CONTINUE READING WHICH EXIT RAMP DO I TAKE TO GET TO THE BATCAVE?»
Posted on June 13, 2008 in Viral Marketing
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Tags: Batman | Christian Bale | Harvey Dent | Heath Ledger | The Dark Knight
Comcast put up a new Dark Knight video today (watch it here, via io9) that features some behind-the-scenes footage interspliced with mostly previously seen trailers, but there are a few new clips in there, like Harvey Dent flipping his... CONTINUE READING THE DARK KNIGHT STILL LOOKS GREAT, AND THERE'S A NEW INVENTION CALLED IMAX»
Posted on June 6, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Christian Bale | Heath Ledger | IMAX | The Dark Knight
I'm all for drinking milk (wait, what? I don't care about milk) but this is ridiculous. "Others Reload, Batman Refuels"? What does that even mean? And why are we still advertising milk? Are there people who forgot about milk? And... CONTINUE READING WHERE DOES HE GET SUCH WONDERFUL FDA RECOMMENDED DAILY ALLOWANCE OF CALCIUM?»
Posted on May 28, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Christian Bale | Milk | The Dark Knight
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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