For those of you who don't know, Chris Brown is an American singer and dancer, who earlier this year was arrested on charges of beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, repeatedly in the face in a parked Ferrari before running away into... CONTINUE READING UH, NICE TRY, CHRIS BROWN»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in Music Related Content, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Children | Chris Brown | Rihanna | Soulja Boy
Uh, we know that you can transform the ladies, Chris Brown. Especially in the face. You just ball your hands up into fists and you turn regular faces into heavily punched faces. And then you run away into the... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: CHRIS BROWN CAN TRANSFORM YA, LADIES»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Cars | Chris Brown | Rihanna | Violence
This video should be posted everywhere. Look at that jerk. Let's all look at him. Remember during his interview with Larry King when he complained that he could do so much more good for the community than just picking... CONTINUE READING CHRIS BROWN SUFFERS IN SILENCE»
Posted on September 17, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Assholes | Chris Brown | Community Service | Crime | Prison
Takers trailer, you guys: Between yesterday's poster (There's Something Wrong With Takers) and this, it seems pretty clear that Hollywood's cut and paste button (it's a button now) is completely broken. Caved in. "Doctor, we cutted and pasted ourselves to... CONTINUE READING EVEN THE TAKERS TRAILER SEEMS PHOTOSHOPPED»
Posted on September 11, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Chris Brown | Hayden Christensen | Idris Elba | Matt Dillon | Paul Walker | T.I. | Takers
We have seen some pretty poorly Photoshopped movie posters in the past, but I think that this Takers poster is the saddest of the whole bunch. There is phoning it in, and then there is this. I mean, look, we... CONTINUE READING THE TAKERS POSTER IS THE WORST POSTER EVER MADE»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Chris Brown | Hayden Christensen | Idris Elba | Matt Dillon | Paul Walker | T.I. | Takers
What was THAT?! I'm sure Rihanna and all of America feels better now that Chris Brown spent an hour on national television insisting to an old man that he could not talk about (or even remember) what happened on the... CONTINUE READING WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HERE, CHRIS BROWN?»
Posted on September 3, 2009 in Interviews
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Tags: Apologies | Chris Brown | Larry King | Larry King Live | Mark Geragos | Rihanna
The inevitable "Forever" wedding entrance dance parody: Jill and Kevin's Divorce Entrance Dance. ... CONTINUE READING YOU ARE GETTING PREDICTABLE, LAWNMOWER MAN»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Parodies, Viral Video
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Tags: Chris Brown | Divorce | Wedding
The following video features a wedding procession in which the bridesmaids and groomsmen do an enthusiastic, choreographed dance down the aisle to Chris Brown's "Forever" as the wedding guests on both sides of the aisle clap in unison. Then the... CONTINUE READING YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS IS MY WEDDING»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in Viral Video, Yay!
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Tags: Chris Brown | Love Conquers All | Wedding
In six more months I expect an apology for that shirt he is wearing*. Let me see if you can ZING it, ZING it. Girl indeed I can ZING it, ZING it. *They say the tears of a clown... CONTINUE READING CHRIS BROWN APOLOGIZES FOR THE WHOLE 'PUNCHING RIHANNA IN THE FACE' THING, RIGHT ON TIME»
Posted on July 20, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Apologies | Chris Brown | Rihanna
Brownie vlog! Brownie vlog! Sure. Chris Brown was in his private basement bowling alley with a goon friend of his and a video camera apparently made out of rubber bands and fudge, and he realized what better time to lazily... CONTINUE READING CHRIS BROWN IS NOT A MONSTER, SAYS CHRIS BROWN»
Posted on May 27, 2009 in Music Related Content, Vlogging
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Tags: Assholes | Chris Brown
Between this guy and Mark Gormley, 2009 is shaping up to be the year of the likable middle-aged man on YouTube. An awesome tipster just found this video of a guy named Bert Griffin singing "Rihanna's Song (Bitch Slappin' Brown),"... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR DAD'S SONG ABOUT RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN»
Posted on March 13, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Bert Griffin | Chris Brown | Rihanna
Not that this Valentine's Day promotion at Crunch Gym in LA, where members can bring pictures of their exes to punching class or whatever wasn't incredibly stupid and pathetic to begin with: But, like, you know, um, bad week for... CONTINUE READING BAD TIMING ON THE "PUNCH YOUR EX" PROMOTION, CRUNCH GYM LA»
Posted on February 13, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Chris Brown | Rihanna
Obviously, this is a very sensitive subject. Domestic violence is a serious crime that affects tens of thousands of people. Sexman, being the consummate professional that he is, remained silent for the first 24 hours, but he has finally... CONTINUE READING SEXMAN BREAKS HIS LEGENDARY SILENCE ON THE CHRIS BROWN/RIHANNA SCANDAL»
Posted on February 10, 2009 in Vlogging
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Tags: Chris Brown | Rihanna | Sexman
Here is some behind the scenes footage from some movie starring Chris Brown and Paul Walker. That is how dumb it looks. They mention the movie 3,955 times in this clip, but I can't remember. I know there's a couch... CONTINUE READING CHRIS BROWN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO TALK, PAUL WALKER SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO TALK»
Posted on October 6, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Bone Deep | Chris Brown | Coachella | Michael Ealy | Paul Walker
While there have not been any new volleys in the Miley Cyrus vs. Adam Chu Dance Crew YouTube dance off (YOU BETTER DRUMLINE, Cyrus), here is a video with some outtakes from the most recent Chu gauntlet featuring Chris Brown... CONTINUE READING CHRIS BROWN IS GOING TO DANCE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU»
Posted on May 21, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Adam Sevani | Chris Brown | Miley Cyrus | YouTube Dance Off
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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