This is an ad for Huggies called "The Potty Dance." (via YTR): Now, if I'm not mistaken, babies don't have any money. Am I wrong about that? Do babies have a ton of money that I don't know about? Because... CONTINUE READING PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND / I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND PARENTS»
Posted on February 11, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Children | Diapers | Fake Rap
The first movie I ever saw with Reese Witherspoon was Freeway in 1996. That movie was great! Have you seen that movie? You should see that movie. She was really good in it. I thought to myself, "this is a... CONTINUE READING REESE WITHERSPOON IS THE FUTURE GWYNETH PALTROW»
Posted on February 10, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Celebrity Gossip!, Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: Children | Lady Gaga | Parenting | Reese Witherspoon
"Bobby used to be more of an indoor child. He'd spend hours in his room reading or playing on the computer. It wasn't that he didn't like the outdoors, but as trite as it may sound, children can be cruel,... CONTINUE READING WHERE DOES HE GET SUCH WONDERFUL SKI MASKS?»
Posted on February 9, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Children | The Dark Knight | WTF?
This settles it: the best Public Service Announcements come from Oceania. First, there was that anti-baby-swinging PSA from New Zealand, and now Australia is running this anti-child-abuse PSA in which a father's wedding toast consists of jokes about having sex... CONTINUE READING THE WEDDING TOAST: ANOTHER MESSED UP ANTI-CHILD ABUSE PSA»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Commercials, PSAs
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Tags: Children | Girls
Yesterday someone sent me a link to an amazing clip from an old local Philly kid's show called The Al Alberts Showcase. I had never seen it before, and according to YouTube stats, neither has the internet, so I asked... CONTINUE READING ALL CHILDREN OF PHILADELPHIA REMEMBER THE AL ALBERTS SHOWCASE»
Posted on February 4, 2009 in Children's Television, Nostalgia
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Tags: Al Alberts | Children
(via BuzzFeed) I know that giving little children drugs and making a TV show out of it would be a horrible thing to do, and that I should go to jail just for suggesting it. The only thing I... CONTINUE READING KIDS ARE ON DRUGS THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on February 3, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Children | Dental Hygiene | Drugs
This is obviously incredible. (via Paul Scheer) Nothing hits home about the dangerous realities of child abuse like a reference to a heavy-handed Paul Verhoeven sci-fi action parable about fascism from 12 years ago. It is really generous of Casper... CONTINUE READING TO STARSHIP TROOPERS A PREDATOR»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Casper Van Dien | Children | Starship Troopers | To Catch A Predator | Yo La Tengo
(thanks for the tip, Edith) Obviously, it is no coincidence that Rachel Jones has found two separate toys that say "Islam is the light" in her home when no one else in the country has found any toys that... CONTINUE READING WARDEN, THIS WOMAN IS AN IDIOT»
Posted on January 28, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Children | Racism | Toys
INT. PSA DEVELOPMENT CONFERENCE ROOM - NIGHT Three men in rumpled suits sit slumped around a table littered with Chinese take-out boxes and crushed, empty Styrofoam coffee cups. One man gets up and moves to an orange and brown-colored... CONTINUE READING THE STORY BEHIND THE "DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH" PSA»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Business | Children | Health
GO TO BED. NOW!... CONTINUE READING AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM YOUR DAD»
Posted on January 16, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Alcohol | Children
It's over now. Shhhhh. It's all over. A few years ago, I was eating brunch with my family, because my family does not play games. My mom was talking about how much she liked a new grocery store called... CONTINUE READING THE END OF RICK ROLLING»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Children | Rick Roll
Nintendo 64 kid is rolling in his grave (because he died. From being so excited): Someone needs to send that kid to the Milford School.... CONTINUE READING NEW GAMING SYSTEM, SAME KIDS GOING F-ING CRAZY»
Posted on January 8, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Children | Christmas | Vampire Weekend | Wii
WHOOPS, NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL. ... CONTINUE READING KIDS DANCE TO BEYONCE'S "SINGLE LADIES" THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on December 17, 2008 in WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Beyoncé | Bonnaroo | Children | To Catch A Predator
Sometimes things are just better without context. ... CONTINUE READING CHILDREN HAVE TROUBLE CUTTING BREAD THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on December 12, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Bread | Children | High School
There's a news story going around today about howteenage girls are sending naked pictures of themselves around as a way of telling boys they like them, only to have those pictures shared like some kind of viral text. Ugh. Poor... CONTINUE READING HAVING KIDS IS SO 1986»
Posted on December 10, 2008 in Where Were They Then?
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Tags: Children | High School | Skate Witches | Skateboarding
(via Neatorama) I think there are really only two ways to react to this video. The first is to think of this as further evidence to the fact that children approach the world with wide-eyed belief and indiscriminate irrationality,... CONTINUE READING KIDS ARE TERRIFIED OF PUPPETS THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on December 3, 2008 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Children | Lollapalooza | Puppets
You can interpret this video (via Neatorama, BuzzFeed, UniqueDaily, and all other blogs) of a small child eliciting roaring cheers from a Philadelphia crowd a couple different ways. Yes, it's a charming moment captured by a loving mother in the... CONTINUE READING KIDS REMAIN CUTE WHILE ALSO ECHOING NAZI PROPAGANDA THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on November 12, 2008
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Tags: Children | Comic-Con | Hitler | Twilight | Vampire Weekend
(thanks for the tip, jeeeeesus) This young man, Nigel, age 10, created this video as part of an after school project in Montreal that teaches children how to make electronic music. There is an article about the program, and... CONTINUE READING KIDS MAKE ELECTRONIC MUSIC ABOUT UFOS THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on November 11, 2008 in Music Related Content, Viral Video
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Tags: Canada | Children | Vampire Weekend
As you know, the campaign to end fake rap is needed more badly than ever before. Not only have the Ed McMahon advertisements for FreeCreditReport emerged as a major new threat to our desire to see this embarrassing trend put... CONTINUE READING THESE KIDS RAPPING ABOUT THE ELECTION TO T.I.'S "WHATEVER YOU LIKE" ARE THE BEST»
Posted on October 23, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Barack Obama | Children | Election 2008 | Fake Rap | John McCain
It would be in bad taste to make fun of Heidi and Spencer visiting sick children in a hospital. They're trying to do something nice. So we aren't going to say, like, "Oh my God, why are they trying to... CONTINUE READING SICK KIDS GET VISITS FROM REALITY TV JERKS THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 17, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Children | Heid Montag | Hospital | Sick | Spencer Pratt | The Hills
Say what you want about little kids, that they don't know almost anything about foreign policy, that they are too blunt a reminder of our own mortality, that they're terrible at maintaining clean sleeves, but sometimes you've got to hand... CONTINUE READING KIDS LIP-SYNCH TO FOREIGNER THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 4, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Children | Foreigner
A woman has the Jesus statue in her yard stolen by professional criminals. (via Via Gina) That woman is such a good detective. It's obviously done by a child because of the lines drawn around the name Jesus. If it... CONTINUE READING KIDS RANSOM THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 3, 2008 in Local News, Viral Video
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Tags: Children | Feist | Jesus | Justice | LOLZ
I have no idea why Jesse McCartney is covering T-Pain's "Buy You A Drank". I barely even know who he is. But it's great: "The first time I heard this song I was in the car or something, on my... CONTINUE READING LET ME BUY YOU A JUICE BOX»
Posted on August 28, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Children | Jesse McCartney | T-Pain
It's bad news for talentless attention vacuums today. First Heidi Montag accidentally releases a 10 minute unsynched video of herself doing slow motion AIRHEADrobics (am I right, guys?) to a song that sounds like it was recorded on a toaster... CONTINUE READING WHAT SHOULD DENISE RICHARDS DO NOW THAT HER SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELED? »
Posted on August 26, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Children | Coachella | Denise Richards | It's Complicated | National Failures
This animation (via Gorilla Mask) was made in the style of children's books from the '50s and '60s, and I don't want to say that it's "like those books but on crack," because that's a lame thing to say, but... CONTINUE READING IF HENRY DARGER HAD A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT»
Posted on August 19, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Children | Coachella | Henry Darger | Superchunk
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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