Abigail Breslin Got A One Dollar Raise In Her Allowance

Haha. HOT GOSSIP. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with the police to talk about why I know about this.... CONTINUE READING ABIGAIL BRESLIN GOT A ONE DOLLAR RAISE IN HER ALLOWANCE»

Posted on June 29, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip! (4 comments)
Tags: Abigail Breslin | C.R.E.A.M. | Children

You Can Make It Up: A Little Boy Tries To Give Cameron Diaz A Yellow Rose

The little boy asked his mother if she would take him downtown where they were filming a scene for Cameron Diaz's new movie, The Cougar Trap, and she told him that she would if he finished his homework, and wouldn't... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: A LITTLE BOY TRIES TO GIVE CAMERON DIAZ A YELLOW ROSE»

Posted on June 25, 2009 in You Can Make It Up (20 comments)
Tags: Cameron Diaz | Children | Megan Fox | Superfans

Tiny Little Boy Vs. Wild

Kids have taken over the news today! THE NEWS GOT SLIMED. Look at this story about some kid, it's great! From the AP: SALT LAKE CITY - When he realized he'd been separated from his family on a weekend hike... CONTINUE READING TINY LITTLE BOY VS. WILD»

Posted on June 23, 2009 in Cute As Balls, Free Advertising (19 comments)
Tags: Bear Grylls | Children | Horror Survival | Man Vs. Wild

Kids Experience The Proudest Moment Of Their Lives The Darndest Things

A YouTube video was posted on June 9, 2009, in which an 8th grader named Aaron Shutway, standing at one end of a basketball court, performs a front handspring while holding the ball, and in landing the flip shoots across... CONTINUE READING KIDS EXPERIENCE THE PROUDEST MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on June 23, 2009 in Animals On Film (33 comments)
Tags: Basketball | Children | Heroes

You Look Like A Little Black Boy

Um... UMMM! Man, that little girl stuck with her friend when she had the chicken pox, and here she is throwing her under the black person bus like it never meant anything. "But you don't have the chicken pox."... CONTINUE READING YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BLACK BOY»

Posted on June 22, 2009 in Viral Video (36 comments)
Tags: Blackface | Children | Hair | Racism

Jonas Brothers Sex Bomb!

This is great. A bunch of elementary school kids in Brooklyn gathered in the auditorium to watch the Jonas Brothers movie (for education, mostly) and instead they got the Boners Brothers Movie (or some variation on the Boners Brothers). From... CONTINUE READING JONAS BROTHERS SEX BOMB!»

Posted on June 15, 2009 (43 comments)
Tags: Children | Jonas Brothers | Porno | Sex

One Of The Slumdog Millionaire Children Won't Be Sleeping In Garbage Tonight!

Remember how two of the Slumdog Millionaire children have had their homes razed in the past month? Well in what appears to be the first good thing that has happened to any of them since they had the overwhelming privilege... CONTINUE READING ONE OF THE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE CHILDREN WON'T BE SLEEPING IN GARBAGE TONIGHT!»

Posted on June 10, 2009 in Where Are They Now? (10 comments)
Tags: Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail | Children | India | Poverty | Slumdog Millionaire

Slumdog Millionaire Star To Publish Life Story, Finally

Rubina Ali, the adorable little girl from Slumdog Millionaire, is writing a book! About her life! Um, she is nine years old! From the AP: Transworld Publishers said Rubina Ali's book will tell the story of her life in the... CONTINUE READING SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE STAR TO PUBLISH LIFE STORY, FINALLY»

Posted on June 5, 2009 in Where Are They Now? (12 comments)
Tags: Books | Children | Poverty | Rubina Ali | Slumdog Millionaire

Where's Waldo?: The Movie Is A Terrible Idea

Unless this is literally a shot-for-shot remake of the Bourne Ultimatum with a candy cane sweater CGI'ed onto Matt Damon's torso, ugh. From Variety: [Universal] and Chris Meledandri's family film unit [Illumination Entertainment] have acquired screen rights to turn the... CONTINUE READING WHERE'S WALDO?: THE MOVIE IS A TERRIBLE IDEA»

Posted on June 2, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans (27 comments)
Tags: Books | Children | Movie Adaptations | Where's Waldo

Wait A Second, Who The F Are Jon And Kate?

I'm sorry. I know I should probably know this. But who the fuck are these guys? I know that they have a show on TLC, and I know that EVERYONE CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT THEM, but I still am kind... CONTINUE READING WAIT A SECOND, WHO THE F ARE JON AND KATE?»

Kids Cover Devo The Darndest Things

Apologize, Kidz Bop. Apologize to these heroes. ... CONTINUE READING KIDS COVER DEVO THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on May 26, 2009 in Music Related Content (1 comments)
Tags: Children | Devo | Kidz Bop

India Is Just Fucking With The Slumdog Millionaire Kids Now

Seriously? Another Slumdog Millionaire child's home was bulldozed to the ground without warning? Yikes. The Mumbai children who starred in that movie are cursed! (Of course, most of the Mumbai children who didn't star in that movie are also basically... CONTINUE READING INDIA IS JUST FUCKING WITH THE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE KIDS NOW»

Posted on May 20, 2009 in Where Are They Now? (13 comments)
Tags: Children | Poverty | Rubina Ali

The Children Of Slumdog Millionaire Continue To Not Live The Good Life

The home of Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail, one of the child stars of the smash film Slumdog Millionaire, has been razed by authorities as part of a slum clearing initiative. Showbiz! Whatever, he's a movie star, he's probably going to just... CONTINUE READING THE CHILDREN OF SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE CONTINUE TO NOT LIVE THE GOOD LIFE»

Posted on May 14, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Where Are They Now? (26 comments)
Tags: Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail | Children | India | Poverty | Slumdog Millionaire

Kids Do The Stanky Leg The Darndest Things

Getting older, especially in New York, you are constantly bombarded with the cynical warnings of frustrated parents. People with kids recount horror stories and bemoan their lost youth. They try to scare you away from it like a hack... CONTINUE READING KIDS DO THE STANKY LEG THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on May 13, 2009 in Viral Video (14 comments)
Tags: Children | Dance-Offs | Radiohead | Stanky Leg

Where The Wild Things Are Focus Group #1

Lance Bangs posted this video in which Spike Jonze tests out one of the Where the Wild Things Are masks on a potential moviegoer. Where the Wild Things Awww! This guy knows:... CONTINUE READING WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE FOCUS GROUP #1»

Tommy And The Cool Mule For All The Oscars

Sorry, Hollywood. Better luck in 2010. All of this year's Academy Awards are sewn up. Ice T's acceptance speech for Best Actor: "Thank you! Oh man, this is a dream come true. I want to thank everyone who worked so... CONTINUE READING TOMMY AND THE COOL MULE FOR ALL THE OSCARS»

Posted on April 24, 2009 in Trailer (19 comments)
Tags: Children | Ice-T | Tommy And The Cool Mule

This Child Actor Has The Worst Job In The World

The new Partnership For A Drug Free America ad campaign is all about how you have to be really tough on your teenagers to keep them off drugs, because they're not cute like newborn babies. They want drugs. But all... CONTINUE READING THIS CHILD ACTOR HAS THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD»

At Least One Scene In Angelina Jolie's Salt Will Be AMAZING

Angelina Jolie is currently in Washington D.C. shooting a new espionage thriller called Salt. Variety described the movie thusly: Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being... CONTINUE READING AT LEAST ONE SCENE IN ANGELINA JOLIE'S SALT WILL BE AMAZING»

Posted on April 10, 2009 in Casting Calls (5 comments)
Tags: Angelina Jolie | Children | Craigslist | Karate | Salt

4 Reasons The Terminator Apocalypse Is Not Appropriate For 13-Year-Olds

It's being reported today that director McG has lost his ultimately-right-but-seriously-misguided-in-his-execution ratings battle with the studio for an R rating for Terminator: Salvation. The story itself broke on AICN (via Vulture), which discovered an official MPAA rating for the movie... CONTINUE READING 4 REASONS THE TERMINATOR APOCALYPSE IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR 13-YEAR-OLDS»

Posted on April 7, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans (19 comments)
Tags: Apocalypse | Children | McG | Terminator: Salvation

Kids Eulogize Their Dead Fish In The Toilet The Darndest Things

Liveblogging this video: :03 2006-2006 LOL :48 I want this girl to eulogize me at my funeral so bad. 1:21 Like, to the point where I would be willing to kill myself if that was the stipulation to get... CONTINUE READING KIDS EULOGIZE THEIR DEAD FISH IN THE TOILET THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on March 27, 2009 in Cute As Balls, Death (18 comments)
Tags: Children | Fish | Funerals

Kids Sing A Made Up Song About Netiquette The Darndest Things

This is pretty great. I copied out the lyrics so that they're easier for you to cut and paste into your Livejournal: While chatting, first greet happily Use polite words in a cordial way During the game always be open,... CONTINUE READING KIDS SING A MADE UP SONG ABOUT NETIQUETTE THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on March 25, 2009 in WebJunk (10 comments)
Tags: Children | Netiquette

Kids Boredly Create Special Effects On Their Computers Like Who Cares The Darndest Things

This kid is the best. Dude is like, "Doesn't even matter, lightning from my hands, what." He's like, "Lightsaber upside your head, bitch." Stan Winston is looking down from heaven and saying "Would a smile hurt?" And this kid... CONTINUE READING KIDS BOREDLY CREATE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON THEIR COMPUTERS LIKE WHO CARES THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on March 10, 2009 in Viral Video (19 comments)
Tags: CGI | Children

Cops: For Kids Is My New Favorite Show

It's cool because it's, like, there's actually a lot thrown in there that goes right over the kids' heads but keeps the parents watching too, you know? In last week's episode, for example, this penguin was about to frisk... CONTINUE READING COPS: FOR KIDS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SHOW»

Posted on March 6, 2009 in Viral Video (4 comments)
Tags: Children | Cops

Let's Paint, Excercise, And Master Cup Stacking

If you had shown me this video two days ago, I would have laughed you out of town. "That is ridiculous," I would have said, "I am laughing at these children pretending like this is an actual thing. Ooh... CONTINUE READING LET'S PAINT, EXCERCISE, AND MASTER CUP STACKING»

Posted on February 26, 2009 in Sports, WebJunk (9 comments)
Tags: Children | Cup Stacking | John Kilduff

Kittens Inspired By David At The Dentist, FINALLY

Oh come on, Internet! Are you going to tell me that you spent five whole minutes on this but there was no way to squeeze in Christian Bale's melt down, Bill O'Reilly's rant, Tay Zonday, Big Dog Robot, Lazy... CONTINUE READING KITTENS INSPIRED BY DAVID AT THE DENTIST, FINALLY»