This little girl's parents are really shooting the moon in their efforts to make the cover of this month's Negligent Parent Magazine. Not only do they imply that they have raised their child to gleefully eat her pets, but... CONTINUE READING KIDS EAT THEIR PETS THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Awww | Children | Pets
A particular psychological experiment developed in the 1960s involving children and marshmallows has become quite popular lately. It was featured in a non-broadcast podcast episode of RadioLab*, and it was recently the subject of a New Yorker article. The experiment... CONTINUE READING KIDS PARTICIPATE IN MEANINGFUL PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDIES THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in Science
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Tags: Children | Marshmallows
It's very hard to have sympathy for people on reality TV because it's 2009, and we all know what the rules are at this point. Perhaps in an earlier time, let's say in a pre-Joe Millionaire world, it might have... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: REALITY TV DESTROYS LIVES»
Posted on September 11, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Behind The Scenes, Reality TV, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Andy Cohen | Boo! | Bravo | Children | NYC Prep
Oh babies. With their malleable approach to language and their fixation on the minute bodily functions that govern their day-to-day lives. Of course, within the blink of history's eye, these little angels will be sitting on a ratted out... CONTINUE READING KIDS HAVE EUPHEMISMS FOR PEEPING AND POOPING THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Children | Pee | Sesame Street | Toilets
"7th grader Melissa Bell gives a tender account of meeting Ashton Kutcher at a school dance." Self-insertion slash fiction is always best when it is written by children.... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: ASHTON KUTCHER EROTIC FAN FICTION»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in Cute As Balls, Fan Art
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Children | Sex
Whoa. David goes to the bacon dentist. The fact that he keeps calling a grown woman a "little girl" is some pretty heavily-coded (or lightly-coded?) racist shit, but everything else that comes out of this kid's mouth is basically gold.... CONTINUE READING KIDS RUN AWAY FROM HOME OVER A BACON DISPUTE THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on August 28, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Assholes | Bacon | Children | Wife Swap
Cute. The best part of this, obviously, is the protective ear muffs. Good thinking. You can do a lot of damage to your hearing out in the noisy Flowbee fields all day. Tricks of the trade. P.S. Lookin' good,... CONTINUE READING KIDS FLOWBEE THEIR DADS HEADS THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Children | Flowbee | Hairdressers
Oh boy. Don't get me wrong: I HATE child abduction. Anyone who knows me knows that I have always been very anti-child abduction. I'm also against child murder. As far as I'm concerned, and I know this is a... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR MUSIC VIDEO: MISS LOLITAS' "AMBER ALERT"»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Justice, Music Related Content
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Tags: Children | Crime | Kidnapping | Miss Lolitas
I recognize that we live in a new era of over-communication, where every dull moment of our quotidian lives is meticulously recorded and broadcast. That's just the way things are now. Your mom logged onto Facebook this morning and updated... CONTINUE READING PRO-TIP: NOT EVERY PIECE OF SHIT HAS TO BE PUT ON YOUTUBE»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in WebJunk, WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Children | Shit | Toilets | Ugh | YouTube
Ha! Look, the message is a good one and the cause is completely respectable. Besides, Mr. Wayne is very influential these days. So maybe a completely disingenuous plea with America to do something that is completely contrary to everything... CONTINUE READING LIL WAYNE WOULD LIKE YOU TO STAY IN SCHOOL, WHATEVER THAT IS»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Asher Roth | Bobb'e J. Thompson | Children | College | Lil Wayne | School
This almost makes the unbearable existence of the Black Eyed Peas worth it in the end. Almost.... CONTINUE READING KIDS LIP-SYNCH TO "BOOM BOOM POW" IN THE APPLE STORE THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on August 18, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Apple | Black Eyed Peas | Children | Lip Synching
Yay! It's finally happening! Tonight is the season finale of NYC Prep, and hopefully maybe just finale finale if we're lucky. It was not cool sitting next to you in biology this year, have a terrible summer, please don't K.I.T.!... CONTINUE READING THE NYC PREP FINALE DRINKING GAME»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Drinking Games, Reality TV
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Tags: Alcohol | Arctic Monkeys | Children | NYC Prep | Rich People
Dane Cook made fun of Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday for some nude photos of her that leaked to the internet, and needless to say, YIKES. You guys probably already know about this through the secret... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK MAKES FUN OF VANESSA HUDGENS, BECAUSE HE IS AN ADULT»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Awkward Live TV
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Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Child Pornography | Children | Dane Cook | Nudity | Teen Choice Awards | Vanessa Hudgens
A little girl in California had her lemonade stand shut down by cops. Between this and all the 7-year-olds stealing cars these days, I think it is clear: we're gonna need a smaller jail! ... CONTINUE READING ANOTHER 7-YEAR-OLD RUNS INTO TROUBLE WITH THE LAW»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Children | Cops | Crimes | Lemonade | Prison
Look at this little baller. He is very precocious when it comes to just barely not killing everyone that loves him.... CONTINUE READING CHILDREN DRIVE SUVS AT 40MPH WITH THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY IN THE BACKSEAT THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Caught On Tape
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Tags: Cars | Children
Why are Jessie and Camille cross-eyed? They are both so cross-eyed! Obviously, who cares, God didn't make no junk*, but at the same time, if you knew you were going to be on TV, don't you think you'd get your... CONTINUE READING NYC PREP: MONEY CAN'T BUY NOT BEING THE WORSTNESS»
Posted on August 5, 2009 in Teen Soap Operas
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Tags: Children | NYC Prep
Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer, you guys: Oh, this looks great! It has such a nice homemade feel to it, like Wes Anderson got together with George Clooney and Bill Murray on a rainy Sunday afternoon and they put the whole... CONTINUE READING FANTASTIC MR. FOX LOOKS (WAIT FOR IT) FANTASTIC»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Bill Murray | Children | Fantastic Mr. Fox | George Clooney | Jason Schwartzman | Meryl Streep | Owen Wilson | Roald Dahl | Wes Anderson
"Drop it like it's hot." (Great reference! 2009!) This kid, though, seriously. Bentley Green just fired his agent and is going in a whole new direction. David LaChapelle is canceling his upcoming Ryan Phillipe photoshoot and getting the old... CONTINUE READING KIDS GET CRUNK AT A TALENT SHOW FOR FOSTER KIDS IN MILWAUKEE THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 29, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Barbecue | Children | Dancing
Ladies, have you ever wanted to have a baby without going through all the trouble of getting someone to like you? And have you ever wished it was possible to get that baby to look like your favorite celebrity? Well... CONTINUE READING NOW YOU CAN HAVE A BABY THAT LOOKS LIKE A DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE DON CHEADLE»
Posted on July 29, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Celebrities | Children | Health
Is your heart sitting down? Obviously, I love this video. You love this video. Your mom loves this video. Barack Obama is thinking about making this the National Video. But I also hate this video. Because I can already see... CONTINUE READING KIDS PLAY "FOLSOM PRISON BLUES" THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 28, 2009 in Cute As Balls, Music Related Content
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Tags: Animal Collective | Children | Johnny Cash
Date: February 20, 1989 Time: 8PM Location: American Broadcasting Company Description: On popular television show, MacGyver, main character--a resourceful special agent with extensive bomb-making capabilities--introduces new character for single-episode story arc. New character is a small child. TWSS, as spoken... CONTINUE READING THE TWSS ARCHIVES: THE MACGYVER MOMENT»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in TWSS Archives
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Tags: Children | MacGyver
This is ugh log10 to the YIKES power. From Shanghai Daily: A 14-YEAR-OLD boy drank gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" or "Optimus Prime" do in "Transformers," the Sichuan-based West China Metropolis... CONTINUE READING KIDS DRINK GASOLINE TO BECOME A TRANSFORMER THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 21, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Children | China | Gasolina | Robot Uprising | Transformers
Here is a short PSA explaining how sexting can embarrass you in Spain. Just to clarify, I understand how sexting can embarrass you. When you sext (I am a grown man, and I type words like "sext") a naked picture... CONTINUE READING SEXTING HAS BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL PROBLEM THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND»
Posted on July 20, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Children | Sexting | Sextperts | Spain
When the women of the Real Housewives, or anyone on any VH1 show ever, are forced into bizarre social situations (think the traditional final episode dinner party on Housewives, or the Real Chance at Love reunion) the discomfort of it... CONTINUE READING NYC PREP: OH, BABIES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?»
Posted on July 15, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Assholes | Children | New York | NYC Prep | Poverty | Rich People
It's not like you think you're the best dancer or anything. There are way better dancers than you in this world. You know that, come on. Of course you know that. But you enjoy dancing. A lot. And even if... CONTINUE READING KIDS HUMILIATE YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 10, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Children | Dance Offs
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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