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It's about magic versus reality, and here he is talking about it. I hope Ricky Gervais's parents give it to him for his birthday and it teaches him how to be a less annoying atheist.   Read Story »

Congratulations to The Lion King for being the #1 movie in America! Wait, what? Oh, so I guess Disney re-released The Lion King with an updated 3D version this weekend and the 17-year-old (eek)…   Read Story »

FUN FACT: he submitted this with his college application instead of an essay! Just kidding. WHAT IS A COLLEGE APPLICATION? This has been another episode of Leaf Blower To The Face. (Thanks for the…   Read Story »

A couple of years ago, a young, would-be stand up comedian named Justin Hagerman won a contest on the radio that led to an invitation to perform his comedy on the TV morning news. Already a dream…   Read Story »

Sandal push-kick into the death pit. (Thanks for the tip, Funtastik.)   Read Story »

You gotta trust daddy, who may or may not have the time to explain it to you. OBEYING CAN BE FUN! But let's also put the emergency phone numbers on the fridge, just in case daddy gets real busy. (Via…   Read Story »

In the New York area at least, today is the first day of school! Yuck. Boo. School sucks! Just kidding. Be cool and stay in it. If you work hard and study a lot, maybe one day you will grow up to be…   Read Story »

Obviously, YouTube user sirlancelot133 has a very solid lawsuit on his hands against the Rainbow and Sperry corporations. Let's look at the facts please: Rainbows hurt the bottoms of his feet and…   Read Story »

So many 9/11 coloring books aren't made with any integrity and they are always shying away from the truth. This one's different. The thing about coloring books for children about horrific…   Read Story »