Everyone is 15 at some point. That's not entirely accurate, I guess. Like, dead babies aren't 15, but is that really how you want to start the day? Nitpicking over dead babies? Come on. Let's just…   Read Story »

Kate Gosselin was on the Today show this week to talk about how she's a coupon blogger now. For real. That is what she does. Hey! We all have to put food on our families. Bitches got to eat,…   Read Story »

An 8-year-old in Colorado Springs dressed up as Martin Luther King Jr. for a school project, including painting his face, which I'm not even going to call blackface even though I know I called it…   Read Story »

Try this exercise: watch the video again, but this time with your eyes closed. Can you even tell which voice belongs to the baby and which to the grown man? I know! It's impossible! This is not a…   Read Story »

Good morning, parents and Today Show host Natalie Moralez. I'm so pleased to be featured in a segment this morning discussing how I -- a three-year-old with an IQ of 135 -- am currently the youngest…   Read Story »

Oh brother. Really, dude? Within the infinite possibilities of the multi-verse there is an alternate planet Earth out there in which Chet Haze stopped for a second and thought, "Hey, why don't I NOT…   Read Story »

This isn't the first time we've seen this phenomenon. What's the deal, kids? Are the ice cream cones too big? Are you lactose intolerant? Are you worried that being a tiny child eating a big ice…   Read Story »

Top that. (Thanks for the tip, Dusty.)   Read Story »

This girl doesn't even need a packed auditorium of eager minds to demonstrate the CORRECT way to live. You go, baby genius! Teach that dog how to poop! Byebye! (Via Buzzfeed.)   Read Story »

I'm not really sure what the point of this video is other than to demonstrate the complete lack of a genetic relationship for Zack's superior instincts and survival intelligence. I'm sure his clearly…   Read Story »