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Let Me Buy You A Juice Box

I have no idea why Jesse McCartney is covering T-Pain's "Buy You A Drank". I barely even know who he is. But it's great: "The first time I heard this song I was in the car or something, on my...  CONTINUE READING LET ME BUY YOU A JUICE BOX»

Posted on August 28, 2008 in (4 comments)
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What Should Denise Richards Do Now That Her Show Has Been Canceled?

It's bad news for talentless attention vacuums today. First Heidi Montag accidentally releases a 10 minute unsynched video of herself doing slow motion AIRHEADrobics (am I right, guys?) to a song that sounds like it was recorded on a toaster...  CONTINUE READING WHAT SHOULD DENISE RICHARDS DO NOW THAT HER SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELED? »

Posted on August 26, 2008 in (1 comments)
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If Henry Darger Had A YouTube Account

This animation (via Gorilla Mask) was made in the style of children's books from the '50s and '60s, and I don't want to say that it's "like those books but on crack," because that's a lame thing to say, but...  CONTINUE READING IF HENRY DARGER HAD A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT»

Posted on August 19, 2008 in (4 comments)
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If You Hire Just One Hip Hop Magician For Your Kid's Party, Let It Be This Hip Hop Magician

Uncle Majic and Shock-Kim are who the celebrities call for their kids' birthday parties: I saw this ad on TV last night during I Love Money, so apparently the target audience is celebrities who watch VH1. Just who are these...  CONTINUE READING IF YOU HIRE JUST ONE HIP HOP MAGICIAN FOR YOUR KID'S PARTY, LET IT BE THIS HIP HOP MAGICIAN»

Posted on August 18, 2008 in (1 comments)
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Conan O'Brien Lies To His Children

Judd Apatow was on Conan last night, and he read a letter his 10-year-old daughter wrote begging Conan to convince Apatow to let her watch Knocked Up. Maude Apatow got her mom's eyes and her dad's professional comedy writing. Literally....  CONTINUE READING CONAN O'BRIEN LIES TO HIS CHILDREN»

Posted on August 5, 2008 in (0 comments)
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Worst Movie 3 Trailer

Hey chill dudes and super-radical babes, have you been tearing out your Paris Hilton extensions waiting for a trailer for High School Musical 3? Then you should not be reading this site, because you are nine. I never understood the...  CONTINUE READING WORST MOVIE 3 TRAILER»

Posted on July 14, 2008 in (3 comments)
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"Clever Girl" Or "I Need An Adult!"

To quote the guy at 1:10, come on, eat one. (thanks for the tip, Spencer) People worry that kids are becoming saturated with media and information at such a young age that they're forgetting how to be kids, so it's...  CONTINUE READING "CLEVER GIRL" OR "I NEED AN ADULT!"»

Posted on July 11, 2008 in (8 comments)
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Top Chef Believes The Children Are Our Future

The challenges on Top Chef are hard. We all know that. Unless all the contestants get three hours to make a bowl of cereal with a honey glaze and a 1% milk reduction, I've got no idea how they do...  CONTINUE READING TOP CHEF BELIEVES THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE»

Posted on May 1, 2008 in (4 comments)
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College Hill: Atlanta Gets A Reality TV Check

Ah, finally, College Hill: Atlanta. Now this is real. Admittedly, even in this fight, the reason is not that someone used someone else's butt moisturizer, or that one of the strippers sucked off the other stripper's boyfriend in the jacuzzi...  CONTINUE READING COLLEGE HILL: ATLANTA GETS A REALITY TV CHECK»

Posted on April 30, 2008 in (2 comments)
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Flavor Of Love Leaves Amazement On Your Face

Have you ever noticed how Flavor Flav is an underdeveloped man-child, like some kind of pre-pubescent clock enthusiast who just discovered that sometimes his pee-pee gets hard? And have you ever thought that going on a date with a guy...  CONTINUE READING FLAVOR OF LOVE LEAVES AMAZEMENT ON YOUR FACE»

Posted on April 21, 2008 in (4 comments)
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