Oh, I get it. OK, so, imagine that your computer is a chicken. And that Dokken is a computer virus. Now imagine that the desk where you keep your chicken is the wing of an airplane. And imagine that... CONTINUE READING YOU GUYS, WE SHOULD BUY MORE CHICKEN. AND DOKKEN. OR SOMETHING.»
Posted on September 9, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Chicken | Computers | Dokken
The KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich is real.... CONTINUE READING SNOPESGUM»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Hospital
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Tags: Chicken | Double Down Chicken Sandwich | KFC | Mysteries
Fun Fact: Abby Elliott, from Saturday Night Live, actually did a Gwyneth Paltrow impersonation as part of her Saturday Night Live audition tape. It's true. What I'm saying is that this parody of the Gwyneth Paltrow roast chicken video is... CONTINUE READING FINALLY, A GWYNETH PALTROW ROAST CHICKEN PARODY VIDEO»
Posted on August 17, 2009 in Parodies
(25 comments)
Tags: Abby Elliott | Chicken | Coldplay | Gwyneth Paltrow | of Montreal | Saturday Night Live
First off, you're going to want to start with one completely over-inflated sense of self-importance that allows for the belief that you should show people how to cook something for some reason even though you don't need to do that... CONTINUE READING GWYNETH PALTROW'S RECIPE FOR ROASTED CHICKEN»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Instructional Videos
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Tags: Chicken | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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