HAHAHAHAH, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC? Yay! We did it! We walked around a dun-colored nightmarish hellscape of inhumanly horrifying post-Apocalyptic tragedy! And then the United States came from behind to beat Russia in Olympic hockey! THANK YOU, PRESIDENT BARTLET!... CONTINUE READING THIS WEEK, ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF THE ROAD»
Posted on November 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Apocalypse | Charlize Theron | Cormac McCarthy | The Decemberists | The Road | Viggo Mortensen
There is an expression that says "don't look a gift horse in the mouth," and what this expression means is that when someone gives you a gift, say they tell you that Charlize Theron's nickname is "Ass-Nuts," don't set fire... CONTINUE READING WHO CARES WHY CHARLIZE THERON'S NICKNAME IS "ASS-NUTS"»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Ass-Nuts | Charlize Theron | Jeremy Renner | Nicknames
One can easily imagine a world in which Gwyneth Paltrow, Katherine Heigl, and Charlize Theron were three humorless garbage peas in a nightmare pod. They would go around together on weekday afternoons to various sidewalk cafes after shopping with... CONTINUE READING BETWEEN TWO FERNS WITH ZACH GALIFIANAKIS WITH CHARLIZE THERON»
Posted on September 8, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Between Two Ferns | Charlize Theron | Zach Galifianakis
I mean, whatever. She is walking her dogs on the beach. It would horrible if she didn't have a bag of shit in her hand. Just another celebrity who thinks the whole world is their pets' toilet (that is... CONTINUE READING HERE IS A PICTURE OF CHARLIZE THERON WALKING AROUND WITH A BAG OF SHIT IN HER HAND»
Posted on August 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Bags | Beaches | Charlize Theron | Dogs | of Montreal | Shit
Cormac McCarthy's book, The Road is a miserable (in the "good" way) experience; an unrelenting vivid nightmare. One could easily wonder whether they should have ever made a movie in the first place. The human reality of the Apocalypse is... CONTINUE READING THE ROAD TRAILER TRIES TO CARRY THE FIRE»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Apocalypse | Charlize Theron | Cormac McCarthy | The Road | Viggo Mortensen
Notorious recluse Charlize Theron, a woman known mostly for her reticence to express an opinion, breaks her legendary silence during one of her rare press junkets on the subject of The Hills, declaring it to be "about nothing." (via BWE)... CONTINUE READING CHARLIZE THERON BREAKS HER LEGENDARY SILENCE ON THE HILLS»
Posted on September 23, 2008 in
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Tags: Charlize Theron | Eugene Mirman | The Hills
Battle In Seattle, out Semptember 19, takes place during the riots at the World Trade Organization's 1999 meeting in Seattle. Andre Benjamin, Woody Harrelson, Michelle Rodriquez, Charlize Theron, and Ray Liotta star as clashing peaceful activists, violent activists, and cops.... CONTINUE READING NEW TRAILER FOR 1990S PERIOD FILM BATTLE IN SEATTLE»
Posted on August 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Andre Benjamin | Battle In Seattle | Charlize Theron | Michelle Rodriguez | Woody Harrelson
