Hilary Swank is OFFICIALLY SORRY for the part when she went to the lavish birthday party of a human rights violator. Yoops! She has promised to donate all of her proceeds--you know how it is when you…   Read Story »

These photos are all from a charity concert held in Russia to benefit children with cancer and eye disease. Oh, good! That is a perfectly good reason to hold a charity concert. But, also, what is…   Read Story »

Remember Falcon Heene? You remember Falcon Heene. He was the first child rapper to travel into space the attic. You might also remember his father, Richard Heene? Creator of Pscience Detecives?…   Read Story »

Videogum declared a moratorium on Juggalo news this summer after Insane Clown Posse fans threw feces on Tila Tequila because ENOUGH. At a certain point, it stops being fun to laugh at assholes when…   Read Story »

Fair enough. They always say, do unto others with the convoluted pop-cultural referencing irony as you would have them do unto you (with convoluted pop-cultural referencing irony). You can buy it now…   Read Story »

Uh, this is ridiculous. From Charlyne Yi: As Urlesque points out, it's possible that the whole thing is fake, because it is 2010, and Everything Is Fakeable. But it's probably not fake?…   Read Story »

A common misconception about the Porno Switcheroo is that it is limited to visual mediums. While it is certainly true that the majority of Porno Switcheroos occur on VHS cassettes, ripped DVDs, and…   Read Story »

So. Saturday morning, I woke up at 6:45 AM, which is the earliest time in the day that a human being has EVER gotten up, much less on a Saturday, to ride my bike to Long Island City, Queens, to…   Read Story »

Wait, this paintball tournament in which you compete against your favorite characters from The Wire is real? What happens at the end? You get paint-nailed into an abandoned paint house on the Paint…   Read Story »

You guys, remember yesterday when I was joking about how we should pool our money and buy Casey Affleck's fake movie that is the fakest about how fake Joaquin Phoenix is? Haha, that was fun. But this…   Read Story »