There's a new series of "provocative" Gossip Girl print ads that are going to definitely make the kids go hmm, just as soon as the kids discover the joys of reading. Each ad features one of the main characters (but... CONTINUE READING HOW ABOUT A SPOILER ALERT ON THESE NEW GOSSIP GIRL POSTERS»
Posted on December 3, 2008 in
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Tags: Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Dan Humphrey | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen
Now that Thanksgiving is out of the way it's going to be a headlong rush through the holiday season and basically it's already 2009. But before we kiss 2008 goodbye forever, since this is such a forgettable year with absolutely... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: DAN AND SERENA SHOULD LOSE THEIR SUICIDE VIRGINITY TOGETHER»
Posted on December 2, 2008 in
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Tags: Animal Collective | Blair Waldorf | Blake Lively | Chace Crawford | Chuck Bass | Dan Humphrey | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl | Jenny Humphrey | Leighton Meester | Nate Archibald | Penn Badgley | Serena Van Der Woodsen | Taylor Momsen
It's Thanksgiving! As the episode opens we're told that while for most people Thanksgiving is a holiday where families come together and give thanks, on the Upper East Side it returns to its roots of lying, manipulation, and betrayal. POLITICAL.... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: BE THANKFUL I DON'T TALK ABOUT SERENA AND AARON ROSE»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in
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Remember the original ads for season 2 of Gossip Girl that showed two kids fucking Like Water for Chocolate style with a salacious quote like "Your Mom's Going To Barf," or "This Show Will Fuck Your Mouth"? Well there's a... CONTINUE READING NEW GOSSIP GIRL POSTERS WILL NOT PISS OFF YOUR PARENTS»
Posted on November 7, 2008 in ,
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OK, so last week Jenny Humphrey quit her job with Eleanor Waldorf and decided to start her own fashion line, and as this week's episode opens Jenny is just putting the finishing touches on a final dress. What? I'm not... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: JENNY HUMPHREY TAKES THE FASHION WORLD BY STUPID»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in
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Bart Bass is back from Billionaire Island or whatever, so it's time for the Basses and the Van Der Woodsens to become a family. Because Lilly and Bart got married last spring, and you know the rule about when both... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: SERENA SHOULD BE GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION»
Posted on October 21, 2008 in
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A new Gosip Girl set photo has surfaced in which SPOILER ALERT Jenny Humphrey is kissing Nate Archibald. OMZzzzzz, you guys! Although there is another MAJOR SPOILER if you follow that link. xoxo.... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: JENNY HUMPHREY WILL CONTINUE TO BE AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in ,
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This week's episode opens with a dream sequence. It's basically My Fair Lady, with Blair as Eliza Doolittle taking diction lessons from Henry Higgins, who we will later recognize as the dean of Yale, and then Serena walks in and... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: YALE READY FOR THIS»
Posted on October 14, 2008 in
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It's the first day back to school, so you know what that means! Actually, I thought I knew what that meant, but I clearly don't. Within the first five minutes of the show both Serena and Jenny Humphrey suggest to... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: LOOKS LIKE THE CHUCK BASS HAS BECOME THE MASTER»
Posted on September 23, 2008 in
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It's still summer in New York City, according to Gossip Girl. It's 102 degrees! Everyone is so sweaty! Things pick up where they left off last week. Nate is apologizing to Vanessa for standing her up last week but also... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: OUR NATIONAL DAN AND SERENA NIGHTMARE COMES TO AN END»
Posted on September 16, 2008 in
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Picking up where we left off last week, the children are all in the Hamptons, but summer is winding down and it's time to return to the big city. Dan and Serena wake up on a beach after fucking all... CONTINUE READING GOSSIP GIRL: WITH PARENTS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS CHILDREN»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in
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On the episode of Gossip Girl that I watched last night, little Jenny Humphrey stole a Valentino dress from that purse puppy Hazel in an effort to fit in and then found her whole upstairs-downstairs world crumbling around her when... CONTINUE READING WHO IS THE MOST POPULAR STUDENT AT CONSTANCE BILLARD?»
Posted on August 26, 2008 in
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There are thee leaked scenes from season 2 of Gossip Girl on the internet right now. I'm not watching them because as far as I'm concerned, it's still late winter at Constance. Can you believe Georgina is back? I wonder... CONTINUE READING CHUCK AND BLAIR ARE PROBABLY JUST TALKING ABOUT LAST WINTER»
Posted on August 26, 2008 in
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Even before I started working my way through the first season of Gossip Girl (I just finished the Christmas episode, and frankly I find it hard to believe that Serena would spend Christmas morning prancing around in a red negligee... CONTINUE READING LOOK AT THESE TWO GAY GUYS BEING SO GAY»
Posted on August 21, 2008 in ,
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A trailer for The Haunting of Molly Hartley, you guys: Well this looks really scary. NOT! The catchy subtitle is "This Halloween, being a teenager is CONFUSING." Here are a few alternate titles for this movie: Adventures in Satansitting Don't... CONTINUE READING ROSEMARY'S TEENAGER»
Posted on August 8, 2008 in
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